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How to become the baddest Yahoo character in 7 easy steps.
1: being born
If you intend to be a kick-ass ultimate fighter in tenaria then your birth is a key factor in the over all success and potency your character can achieve. Thus you must first find two suitable NPC parents. You're obvious choice is going to be God and the devil. How else could you kick so much ass and not get whomped? Just remember, when your parents are God and the devil you can be anything.

2: Your breed
Ok, your parents are god and the devil, it doesn't mean you couldn't be one of more multiple races? All veteran roleplayers know that if they intend to last that they must adopt the racial abilities and strengths of every race. So, due to my pwn-ness I can tell you right off the bat that you're going to be a half vampire warlock demi-god ninja river-troll. Hey, who cares if it's not possible, you won't listen to them anyway right? Moving along

3: your upbringing
Ok, now that you're set up to be a kick-ass Tenaria character you must have a pretty thrifty background to go with the flow your character gives off. Your probably some lost prince or princess who's parents ( eh?) were killed years ago in some mongolian raid, because of which you have a hatred for everything mongolian and cuban ( it'll fit the plot, trust me ). Now that we've established the fact your a lost princess, we must move onward through your character's life, and obtain training.

4: Your magic
Screw fire balls and ice shields and all that shit no one cares about. To be a Pimpilicious character you only need to know ONE thing. HOW TO SUMMON BLOOD WYNE. face it, if you show up in the tavern and can't summon a decent glass of blood wyne, then sonny. You're shit out of luck. Only the greatest and most elite fighters in the realm have the ability to conjur up a glass of blood wyne, and believe me. You'll be doing it alot if you wish to remain one of the l33t-est textual fighters on the Yahoo rpg ring. The irony of it all being, you will be summoning your blood wyne in the vampire tavern, a place designated to be serving blood wyne. It's ok, don't ask your self the obvious question here " if I can summon it, why am I here?" . You'll just confuse your self. Next thing..

5: Your weapon
Ok, you don't need a rapier of short sword or magical item. If you intend to be unkillable there's only one weapon you need. MASSAMUNE. All pwn'ing rpg textual battlers will carry with them a massamune, if not TWO! Any weapon from final fantasy makes you unbeatable. Remember, when in any situation that challenges your rpg awareness and talent, ask your self "what would sephiroth do?".

6: how can you be killed?
Dude, you're awesometacular, you'll be damned if an average run of the mill weapon can kill you. That's why when faced with death, you give your oponent a reason to worry. After all, this dumbass that attacked you was unaware of the fact that you can only be killed by the blade of god on the night of holloween after the enemy drinks three quarts of curd milk and masturbates relentlessly onto his neighbor's cat. He's scared now... finish him off, topgun.

7:Ok, you're the best
Now that you have achieved the label of being the best of the best there is one last quest for you to do. For the rest of your known rpg life and carreer you must hang out in rpg rooms. OOC'ly and never role play . Talk with the rest of your elite friends, and be sure to use your super-l33t sephiroth cheeta chat font. And when you post, make sure to use symbols that come from the Pokemon anime like " o_O , ^-^" and shit like that. Also, it's manditory for you to pounce and lick every female that enters. It helps your sex life, and or lack there off.