Partida de Locos: Bard`s Corner

Ander Kel, Half-Elf Bard (also Mage and Cleric)	Calpak, Half-Gigant Gladiator (Influenciated by Ander Kel)
"Entre el mar y las montañas desde los sueños dorados al oasis perdido doncella más bella no he conocido." (Helping Brebor with a pick up line for Aredhel, Brebor claims its incomplete) "Son los heroes que avanzan los {...} de la velada alianza su misión cumplirán y su mensaje entregarán. Van camino a cubrirse de gloria luchando contra la maldita escoria." (Inside Tyr`s sewers)	"Lagarto, lagarto feo a vos no te doy ni en pedo con tu piel escamosa sos realmente asquerosa. A parte de fea sos loca asi que largate o te hago botas." (Being chased by a transvestied Ssurran) "En este lugar de hedor eterno me siento más que nunca cercano al infierno. Es un lugar de olor nauseabundo con criaturas horribles asechando desde lo profundo. Si de este lugar no salgo con vida y muero sangrando de una ponsoniosa herida, le pediré a mi amigo Brebor el pelado que salga victorioso y lleve mi legado. Muerte a los Ssurrans gays!!!" (Inside Tyr`s sewers, still anoyed by the Ssurran who caused him prison time)
Other phrases or quotes
"Do not try to bend the spoon, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. There is no spoon. Then you'll see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself." Spoon Boy, The Matrix "I`d rather be a fool who believes in Dragons, than a King who believes in nothing" Silverblade "When life gives you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons." (Brian Mendus) Invisible Kid "In the year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields of Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen And won their freedom. Forever" William Wallace.	"If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink I will write in blood on forgotten walls. I will write always. I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you." Henry Rollins "Es que la muerte está tan segura de vencer, que nos da toda una vida de ventaja" La Renga "There's only one way to hurt a man who's lost everything. Give him back something broken." Stephen R. Donaldson