Title: Full moon over the bureau
Author: Lexie Sutcliffe Garcia
Content Humor
Rating PG-13 for adult type content
spoilers: 00000000000000000
Disclaimer: they aren't mine, don't sue
Summary: Scully hypnotizes Mulder and the fun begins
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" Oh come on, please" Scully begged
" I am not letting you hypnotize me no matter how much you beg"
"I probably won't even be able to do it"
"But what if you do.The last thing I want is to be in your complete control"
" Alright, but just know you're going to have to endure a whole day of can I
hypnotize you Mulder please, please, please"
"I don't care I am unannoyable"
Five minutes later he sat in a chair waiting for Scully to begin. He expected
her to pull out a gold watch but instead she told him to close his eyes. A few
minutes he was hypnotized and under her control.
"Wow it worked"Scully giggled" What should I do with him?" several thoughts
came to mind. Scully squealed and clapped her hands together.
"Mulder I want you to go to the break room and stand on a table and sing
Y.M.C.A. and do the hand motions too" she snapped which was the sign for him to
obey. He walked out of the room and Scully followed. They entered the break
room and it was packed.*Even better* Scully thought. Mulder walked to the
nearest table and stood on it
"It's fun to stay at the YYYYYYYYYYY.M.C.A" he sang at the top of his lungs
moving his arms in the appropriate letters. Everyone turned to stare and then
giggled. Mulder continued singing until Scully told him to stop.
"Can he sing Macho man?" A guy asked
" Why not" Scully shrugged " Mulder sing macho man and oh I got it strip down
to your underwear while you're singing" he looked down and then whispered
something in her ear
" Oh well in that case, just take your shirt off. Do you mind if I ask why you
aren't wearing underwear today?" He whispered something in her ear again and
she looked at him" I swear, you are, without a doubt, the only person I know
who could forget to put on underwear...now go strip" she snapped her fingers
and he obeyed
" Hey, Hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey Hey, hey Macho macho man I got to be a
macho man" he sang very loudly and out of tune as he took off his shirt and
spun it around his head. The female agents all cheered him on and fought for a
closer seat. He ended by throwing the shirt at Scully. Se decided he had had
enough public embarrassment and took him back to the office. Then she came up
with the most brilliant idea ever.
"Mulder, I want you to go to Skinner's office and moon him, then stand at his
window and moon the public" he started walking and Scully eagerly followed but
then she got the best idea of all. A tour was walking by, a group of happy old
people and screaming babies and tourists with cameras around their necks. For
one brief moment she considered Mulder's feelings then her evil side took over
again. After a brief battle her evil side won. As it did a dance over her good
sides's grave she went over to Mulder
"I order you to moon the tour group" *SNAP* she watched from a safe distance as
he walked over
"Hi, on behalf of Dana Scully I'd like to welcome you to the F.B.I. building"
Scully started over but was too late. There was a gasp and a murmur and several
flashes. Then a loud booming sound, almost like thunder. Scully looked over and
realized it was Skinner banging his head against the wall. He gave them a look
and without him telling them to, Mulder and Scully proceeded to his office. On
the way there Scully unhypnotized Mulder.
" What did you make me do that is so bad Skinner's head is going to explode"
"You're better off not knowing"
"Next time I hypnotize you" Scully was about to protest when an agent went by
humming macho man. smiling he asked Mulder for an encore. Scully hurried down
the hall before Mulder had time to kill her
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the end...so was this liked by anyone? did anyone even read it? I might do a
sequel so stay tuned
feedback can be sent to Jaidiaa@aol.com...those who send feedback get the next
part, which I'll probably do, first