...can a pizza get to your house faster that an ambulance.
...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
...do people order double cheese burgers, large french fries and a diet coke.
...do banks leave doors open and chain the pens to the counters
...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and junk in the garage.
...do we use answering machines to screen calls and
call waiting so we won't miss a call from
someone we didn't want to talk to in the first
place.
...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight
...Where walking down the Street is legal but to stop is a crime called loitering.
...If you pay a women to perform a private service is it a crime called prostitution but if you film it you are protected by the first amendment.
CountryPhil, Patriot Extrordinaire!!
