Frieza Interviews Puar
Frieza: Hello All!
Crowd: Hello Frieza!
Outside Crowd: Down with Frieza! Down with Frieza!
Protester Woman 1: Frieza is a KILLER!
Protester Woman 2: Think of the children Frieza! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!
Frieza: What the? Who are these people?
Producer: People with no life. Some Protesters that just won't leave until your show gets cancel.
Frieza: God. What is wrong with you people?
Protester Woman 1: You are Frieza. Every time we watch your show your guest are hurt or killed by you. You must stop this now or we will keep protesting till your show is cancel!
Frieza: How about you do this. You listening?
Protester Woman 1: Yes....
Frieza: How about you.....DIE! **Fires a blast at all the protesters and they all die** Now that is done, you all ready to have a good time!
Crowd: YES!!!
Frieza: My guest today is one of the cutest people of all Dragon Ball Z. Also is known for the cutest voice too. That person is Puar!
(Puar starts to fly up to Frieza till she hears this...)
Man 1: You suck Puar!!!
(Puar flies up to Man's face and bites his face off)
Frieza: Whoa....I didn't see that one coming...amazing!
Puar: Shut the {bad word} you {bad word}. I am tired of this good girl {bad word}! I want to show you **voice sounds more like the devils** HOW EVIL I CAN BE!!! **Fires comes up behind her and it gets all dark red**
Frieza: {Bad word}! I did not see this one coming at all! Holy crap girl what happen to you? You use to be all peace, love, and all that crap.
Puar: Well, I just got tired of it all. Being nice was WAY to hard plus no one respects you. I mean I was one of the nicest people in the show AND I DIDN'T GET ANY RESPECT! Also....
Man 2: **Interrupts** THATS BECAUSE YOU SUCK!!!
(Crowd cheers)
Puar: **Looks at him with fire in her eyes and then the man blows up**
(Crowd is quiet)
Frieza: Ok now that is {bad word} up! Anyway next question. What have you been doing with your life now that you're evil?
Puar: You remember those candy stores and TV shops that got robbed in Mr. Satan City?
Frieza: Yea? I want to get that jerk that stole all my CANDY BARS!!!!! I love those Snickers.
Puar: Well, I stole them all and then just burn them all in the Rain Forest! Also causing the biggest Rain Forest fire in history!
Frieza: Dang...that is just crazy. I only have one this to say to you.
Puar: What would that be?
Frieza: THIS! **Slaps Puar across the face** YOU BURN MY SNICKERS!!!
Puar: YOU LITTE {bad word}! YOUR DEAD!
(Frieza and Puar start fighting)
Frieza: **Knocks Puar down to the floor and points his finger at her** Now you die!
Puar: No....please don't hurt me! I won't attack you and your Snickers Bars again. I promise.
Frieza: Well, ok. **Blast Puar and kills her** I'll kill you. Never mess with the power of the Snickers Bar. NEVER! Well, anyway good bye all!
