--------- Forwarded message ---------- From: "bianong45" To: Date: Fri, 24 Sep 1999 00:31:13 -0700 Subject: Fw: kawawang erap :( Message-ID: <002a01bf065e$ca161300$2aaefdd0@bien45> Received: from mx2.jersey.juno.com (mx2.jersey.juno.com [209.67.34.54]) by m3.jersey.juno.com with SMTP id AAA58VQPTAE7ADRS for (sender ); Thu, 23 Sep 1999 01:25:05 -0400 (EST) Received: from mx2.boston.juno.com (mx2.boston.juno.com [205.231.100.52]) by mx2.jersey.juno.com with SMTP id AAA58VQPTABS7BB2 for (sender ); Thu, 23 Sep 1999 01:25:05 -0400 (EST) Received: from smtp.email.msn.com (cpimssmtpu02.email.msn.com [207.46.181.18]) by mx2.boston.juno.com with SMTP id AAA58VQPSAZNAG9S for (sender ); Thu, 23 Sep 1999 01:25:04 -0400 (EST) Received: from bien45 - 208.253.174.42 by email.msn.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC; Wed, 22 Sep 1999 22:24:58 -0700 X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2014.211 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal Organization: Microsoft Corporation Return-Path: bianong45@email.msn.com X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2014.211 ----- Original Message ----- From: ma. teresa tumblod To: Cc: ; ; ; Sent: Sunday, September 05, 1999 12:52 AM Subject: Re: kawawang erap :( > > > > > > > >From: "Jane R. Romero" > >To: lhot70@hotmail.com > >CC: battl_y@hotmail.com, maysm10@hotmail.com, ltshelly@hotmail.com, > >bootstumb@hotmail.com, chaban8@yahoo.com > >Subject: Fwd: Fw: kawawang erap (fwd) > >Date: Thu, 2 Sep 1999 15:21:14 +0800 (PHT) > > > > > > > >---------- Forwarded message ---------- > >Date: Fri, 27 Aug 1999 09:47:05 +0800 > >From: Aileen U. Mappala > >To: ncts_all > >Subject: Fwd: Fw: kawawang erap > > > > > > >> erap jokes from the text messaging of globe cellphone: > > >> 1. crime convention > > >> at an international crime prevention meeting : > > >> france : our police can respond to a crime scene in > > >> 5 mins. > > >> usa : ours? 1 min. > > >> uk : ours? 30 secs. > > >> erap : small time!! our police are always at the > > >> crime scene. > > >> > > >> 2. up diliman > > >> erap calling up diliman. > > >> erap : hello! is this diliman? > > >> operator : no! this is padre faura. > > >> erap : i'm sorry father. > > >> > > >> 3. y2k > > >> question : how's your y2k conversion going on? > > >> erap : it's crazy. i can't imagine i'm going to work > > >> from mondak to fridak, spend saturdak and sundak > > >> with the kids. why do they have to convert y to k > > >> anyway? > > >> > > >> 4. choking > > >> erap : doctor! doctor! i swallowed a bone! > > >> doctor : are you choking? > > >> erap : no! i'm serious!!!! > > >> > > >> 5. erap in school > > >> classmate 1 : what is 5 + 4? > > >> erap : eh di 9! > > >> classmate 2 : what is 4 + 5? > > >> erap : gagaguhin mo pa ako, eh, binaligtad mo lang > > >> eh......eh di 6! > > >> > > >> 6. erap on phone > > >> erap : this is an emergency ! my wife is preganant & > > >> she's bleeding very badly. > > >> operator : sir, is this her first child? > > >> erap : gago! this is her husband!!!! > > >> > > >> 7. elevator > > >> the mgr. : sir, you look very tired. you didn't use > > >> the elevator. > > >> erap : the sign says "capacity of 10 persons." i'm > > >> in a hurry, i can't wait for 9 more passenger. > > >> > > >> 8. pikon > > >> pikon na raw si erap sa mga text jokes tungkol sa > > >> kanya. > > >> erap : kung hindi n'yo titigilan ang pag tetext > > >> tungkol sa akin papaputol ko ang linya ng Globe... > > >> ....sa meralco!! > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com >