Guys!Here are some words of wisdom regarding farts and people :
Vain : one who wants to smell his own fart
Amiable : One who loves to smell other people's farts
Proud : One who thinks the smell of his won fart is exceptionally fine
Sensitive : One who farts then cry when other people laugh
Shy :One who releases silent farts and then smiles
Clever : One who shifts sideways on his seat to release a good fart
Nervous : One who stops in the middle of farting
Thrifty : one who has several good farts to reserve
Scientific : One who farts regularly but truly concerned about pollution
Anti-social : One who farts in complete privacy then excuses himself
Dishonest : One who farts then blames his seat mate
Sadistic : One who farts in bed then fluffs the covers over his partner
Masochist : One who farts in bed then fluffs the covers over his head
Miserable : One who truly loves to fart but can't fart at all
Athletic : One who can fart at the slightest exertion
Generous : one who captures his fart and blows it to his pal
Intellectual : One who can detect the smell of his neighbor's fart
Unlucky : one who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead
*this was taken from the desk of Checos' sister.....pagmakakakita pa kami e' di wrayt again!Simply
Iea G. and Checos E.
Author's note : I read this from my cousin's letter and I put it up without permission. Just please don't sue me. I'm not claiming it as mine^_- Also, I don't know what is real title here. I just thought, hey maybe, farts!
- Owari -
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