Guys!

Here are some words of wisdom regarding farts and people :

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Vain : one who wants to smell his own fart

Amiable  : One who loves to smell other people's farts

Proud : One who thinks the smell of his won fart is exceptionally fine

Sensitive : One who farts then cry when other people laugh

Shy :One who releases silent farts and then smiles

Clever : One who shifts sideways on his seat to release a good fart

Nervous : One who stops in the middle of farting

Thrifty : one who has several good farts to reserve

Scientific : One who farts regularly but truly concerned about pollution

Anti-social : One who farts in complete privacy then excuses himself

Dishonest : One who farts then blames his seat mate

Sadistic : One who farts in bed then fluffs the covers over his partner

Masochist : One who farts in bed then fluffs the covers over his head

Miserable : One who truly loves to fart but can't fart at all

Athletic : One who can fart at the slightest exertion

Generous : one who captures his fart and blows it to his pal

Intellectual : One who can detect the smell of his neighbor's fart

Unlucky : one who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead

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*this was taken from the desk of Checos' sister.....pagmakakakita pa kami e' di wrayt again!

Simply
Iea G. and Checos E.
 

Author's note : I read this from my cousin's letter and I put it up without permission. Just please don't sue me. I'm not claiming it as mine^_- Also, I don't know what is real title here. I just thought, hey maybe, farts!
 
 

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