Dedicated to: “The Vixen Sheilah (Shiah)
From: “The True Vixen Julie (Juey)
Technical Help from: "The brillant, most wonderful person in the whole world" Chris (the BIG guy)
All words and creative definitions are to be compiled by the date created. (All words and creative definitions are to be created by Sheilah and/or Julie, but may be aided by others to make our definitions even more creative than previously stated.)
NOTE: Purple must be used in the compilation of this internet version of The Vixen Vault as our purple pen cannot be transferred. In this case, ONE substitute may be accepted.
Early March, 2001
to frolic(v.): running joyfully and carelessly throughout the countryside; releasing your inner bliss.
to spaz(v.): randomly expressing emotion, frustration or excitement to or upon others in usually a perplexing manner; sometimes causing bodily harm and/or potential humiliation.
March 20th, 2001
to get your mack on/mackin(v.): to vigorously pursue the individual of ones desire.
mungry(adj): final stage preceding actual hunger. Consists of partial munchiness, but of a greater urgency.
March 26th, 2001
poesie(n.): a French-written poem or collection of poems that is mostly incomprehensible and consists of strophes instead of verses. Oddly, a vers is a line in a poem.
wanker boy(insult): An individual, typically a British male, who pleasures himself excessively, to the point that it is noticed by others.
The Evil Eye(n.): An abnormal twitch used to irritate or intimidate others. Perfected and performed by none other than the Evil Laura Crouse.
Minnehaha(n.): The name of a particular legendary Native American whose full name cannot be completely pronounced due to its humorous content. Can be substituted for Woody Woodpecker's infamous call.
Mwa ha ha(etc.)(expression): an utterance of ironic humor, actually intending to express diabolical threat and/or intimidation.
March 27th, 2001
homewrecker(n.): an individual, either male or female, who likes to rendez-vous with married individuals, involving romantic-and/or lust-induced gallivanting. Often it involves the ruin of the marriage in question. (See Johannes Brahms and the Schumanns).
Paganini(n.): a virtuosic violinist, possibly of Italian descent, but also possibly French, due to the extremely well-known "ne pas ni ni" grammatical sequence.* (*Only taught to I.B. class. Don't fret, little academic wankers. (See “wanker boy)
April 25th, 2001
mih(expression): an expression of indecisiveness used by those who are unopinionated, uncertain or without any semblance of caring regarding a particular issue. Used primarily by those involved in the creation of the Vixen Vault of Vocabulary, namely Julie the Incredible and Sheilah the Amazing.
meh(expression): Darren Tidd variation (see mih).
May 1st, 2001
mweh:(expression): Jean Chretien / Christopher Liot variation. (see mih).
nuckfut(counter insult): by reversing the f and n you reveal the true meaning of this word, but officially it is still a non-insult. Still, anyone to whom it is directed will surely determine its true meaning, and unfortunately (or fortunately), may actually take this expansion as an insult.
May 2nd, 2001
hurp(n.): an involuntary gastronomical convulsion of a hiccup-like nature, but occurring only once in a boisterous, burp-like manner. Perfected by Emily Penny, especially after a full meal, hamburgers, and/or pop.
seify(adj.): Describing an unpleasant sense which is otherwise indescribable. Comes from the noun seifance which is synonymous with “unsettling aura.
May 8th, 2001
to duib(v.): an action which is performed during the evening by particularly joyous deer, that may cause harm to their surrounding habitat. Excessive duibing can destroy plants, animals and even humans. (See to frolic).
pierrot(n.): Probably a French word which does, however, mean clown. When this word is mentioned, one should experience a strong reflex causing them to touch their noses and excitedly shout, honk! (See wanker boy for further instruction on when to experience this spasm.) Can also be utilized to replace the infamous figaro in the appropriate song.
melharrhy(abbreviation): Abbreviation(s) for melody/harmony/rhythm used mainly by IB music teachers who do not wish to write the full words on their blackboards, and IB music students who do not wish to copy them.
flutter tonguing(v.): a fluttering of the tongue used in conjunction with the playing of various wind instruments. Also can be done while singing, or just for simple-minded fun.
URAQT!(thing): Pronounced "yerrackt" or "you are a cutie". A peculiar abbreviation, which is either recognized immediately or not at all. It is assumed to be a complimentary expression (you are a cutie!), but only serves that purpose in certain instances of comprehension.
May 11th, 2001
atonality(n.): absolultely void of any element of tonality whatsoever (in other words: "tone-challenged", "without tone", "toneless", "inadequate tonality", "hopelessly lacking tone", "not having tone", "minus tone", "wanting tonality", "tone-deficient", "an absence of tone", "failing (purposely or not) to attain tonality", "tone impaired", "not having tone", "no tone", "sans tone", "no tone to be found", "without tone", "tone free", etc...*) (* this isn't in hte REAL vixen vault, but we DID mean to repeat the variations!!) Visit the Grade 10 music class for further explanation, or listen to peculiar 90's electronic "music".
May 14th, 2001
drollop(n.): not quite a drop, not quite a dollop, but a quantity in between the aforementioned amounts to satisfy those who frequent the use of gel. Also can be used in the instance regarding poison. A drop may not be enough, however a dollop would be too noticeable. Therefore, one should use a less conspicuous "drollop amount to properly go unnoticed (until it is too late... Mwa ha ha ha *) *See mwa ha ha (etc.))
conniving(v.)(adj.): the act of plotting and/or conspiring against a particular predetermined person, organization, association, society, guild, etc. In the adjective contaxt, it can be used to describe an individual (or individuals) of these devious qualities, or possessing the capacity of potential to do so.
feck(expression): A word to be used when describing pain, pleasure or excitement. ("Feck, that hurt!" or "That was fecking awesome!" or "Holy feck (me) Batman!*)(*See "feckcellent") This expression should be used as a replacement of the original explicative, (i.e. f*ck), particularly when parental figures are in the vicinity of the person(s) involved in using it.
feckcellent(expression/adjective): used to describe something which is very excellent; almost excessively excellent so that one has th urge to use the compilation of excellent with "feck" (*see feck.) to describe whatever is so magnificent and/or terrific.
May 16th, 2001
prepared piano(noun): the state of a piano in the event that objects (such as small people, gnomes, animals, squeaky toys, etc...) are placed inside or around the prementioned piano to produce an interesting, provoking and/or distressing tone. (Warning: participating in prepared piano performance can prove harmful to the "objects" involved.)
sporadic(adj.): meaning the same thing as spontaneous, but may be more useful to describe this type of mood. Can also describe the actions of furry little critters including, but not limited to, chipmunks and squirrels.
phewfers(expression): a word used to describe the emotional relaxation when an inhibiting factor is no longer in effect and therefore does not cause one to continue to be stressed; expressing a state of relief, often inspired by a postponing of an I.B. test or exam.
The Evil Wink*(noun): (*see "The Evil Eye") Similar to The Evil Eye, this wink occurs sporadically* (*see "sporadic") in a valiant attempt to achieve The Evil Eye, but behaves typically as a spasm.* (*See "to spaz".)
supercalifragilisticexpealidocious (expression/song): an utterance of song that occurs mainly while frolicking* (*see "to frolic") or while watching "Mary Poppins". Once sung (or observing its being sung by others), this song will force you to frolic if you haven't already done the dastardly deed, mwa ha ha*. (*see "mwa ha ha (etc.))
May 17th, 2001 (on the way to NSSSA, yeaaah!!!!!!)
bumpkin(noun): a female, used commonly as a cutesy moniker for "redneck". An individual without a "Y" chromosome who often wears her hair in braided pigtails, speaks with a "woodsy" accent, and possesses at least one gap in her front teeth. Considers (and does) wear contrasting patterns of plaid while churning butter or milking cattle. (See "homewrecker" to familiarize oneself with other bumpkin traits.) (See Elly May Clampett for further example.)
The Music Phenomenon (a.k.a. the 8th wonder of the world)(noun): the unexplainable urge felt by I.B. music class patrons to utilize the... er... hygiene facilities at Park View Education Centre whenever spending any amount of time within the walls of the classroom in which I.B. musical studies are hypothetically carried out (originally the classroom for Mr. Sinclair's easliy distracted law classes
June 18th, 2001
daddy-o(exp.): a symbol of respect, utilized mainly by fictional gang members circa the 1950s, who use "eerie" snapping as a form of intimidation. Designe to show respect for the gang's leader/chief/bigggest physical being. (See "West Side Story" for example.)
dipthong(n.): a "thong" which is preceded by a "dip". Even though realistically it may be a symbol involved with languages and writing, we prefer to categorize it with thong, "dip" being the specific type of thong.
purplation(n.) (purplatious, adj.): reminiscent of the "feckcellent"* (*See "feckcellent") colour of purple and its vixenous implications. These may include any given action mentioned herein, as well as those which are schemed by the true vixens, Juey & Shiah.
ploob(exp.): An expression which can be used in the same context as "feck"* (*see "feck") (Ex.: "Aw, ploob!") Although less profane, one may experience the same type of relief as from actually saying the previous word mentioned.
purplemonkeydishwasher(n.): Everything in the expanse of the entire universe.
Goobemflauffer(m)/Goobemflauffette(f) (n): an individual caught doing something innocently forbidden (such as sneaking cookies right before dinner), yet appearing so cute upon "capture" that punishment of any form is absolutely forgotten and neglected.
afterhand(?): a very nice "filler-word". In laymen's terms, it means the very opposite of "beforehand", and can be inserted into many essays and stories in order to fill up the essay/story with a copious* word count. (*See "copious.")
glorging(v.): A type of gorging which is performed by one who is known for his/her gluttony. Glorging itself is a disgusting event, and Juey & Shiah do not recommend the viewing of this behaviour.
loopy(adj.): an individual who has boarded the proverbial train to insanity; whose eyes seem to follw the movement of nothing concrete and/or who claims to hear various voices from within his/her own mind. (See Franz Schumann's life story for a more tangible explanation.)
zany(adj.): colourfully chaotic; usually involving loud volume, rapid physical activity, and general fun being had by the vast majority of its participants. (Attending the NSSSA conference, for all you Nova Scotian high school students out there, may help you in comprehending this adjective.)
August 2nd, 2001
dunty(adj.)*(*noun:duntiness): The act of being dunty involves a combination of ditziness and truly being a dunce. This adjective portrays those of extreme blondness and whose actions are either unnecessary or just plain dumb.
ARGH(exp.): a verbalization of disappointment or frustration of any degree, and sometimes even one of pure, unbridled rage. Useful at virtually any volume, this has proven to be a very versatile word for both vixens such as ourselves and also countless dear friends.
Achtenbond(n.):Assumed to be an elderly-friendly denture adhesive, manufactured and primarily marketed in the charming land of Hungary.
syllabi(n.):A compilation of documents applying often to IB1 Biology students, and probably IB2 Biology Students as well, which are rumored* to contain every morsel of information necessary for the passing of any possible test or examination in whichever subject the poor, poor student is enrolled. Syllabi are combined most frequently before an examination, hypothetically leading any student memorizing all of their data to obtain an exceptionally high mark on the said examination. However, a frequent occurance is such that one may discover entirely unreviewed material by the teacher and/or student during the bi-annual ritual known solely as "cramming". (*NOTE:RUMORS ARE OFTEN FALSE AND/OR MISLEADING)
a (article): see "the".
the (article): see "a".
copious (adj.): Describing an abundance or very large amount of a particular article (i.e.: "I drank copious amounts of alcohol last night at the party.") Also used in the "ly" context ("copiously") to portray an adjective as profusely larger than would normally occur (i.e.: "I drank copiously large amounts of alcohol last night at the party.")
Trou-holders (n.): The term developed in one particular French Immersion classroom (by the "intelligent, advanced students who like to be academically challenged."), describing handy little sticky, hollow circles which serve the purpose of maintaining or repairing looseleaf holes in the binders/duotangs/bottoms of bookbags of the teenage patrons of this particular ensemble.
August 3rd, 2001
nicewhile (adv.): Synonymous with "currently" in the instance that the "current" activities which are being discussed take place in a geographically similar location as the speaker. Contrary to the less good-natured "meanwhile", this adverb assists in providing a more inclusive conversation to those concerned in the matter.
feti (n.): another fun, double-meaning word! This charming noun describes the plural of "fetus"* (*i.e. "Cletus, the") as well as the secret eyes located in the human foot. (How else do we not constantly walk into things, huh?)
Mathlete (n.): An individual who possesses not only a remarkable aptitude for mathematics, but also a sheer love and passion for the art. The archetypal "I.B. Math Teacher's Ulimate Dream Student".
nih (exp.): Negative, less agreeable form of "mih"* (*see "mih" and its numerous variations.), yet nicewhile* (*see "nicewhile") maintaining its indecisive qualities.
cackle (n.): A malevolent laugh. most notoriously performed by the witches from "MacBeth" and Jennifer E. Hughes, in instances of evil/crafty plotting, scheming, or simply contemplating methods of wreaking havoc upon other individuals, entire groups, or populations. (See "The Evil Eye" and "The Evil Wink".)
hubbida hubbida (etc.) (exp.): A.k.a. "brrr", in cold water particularly employed by male individuals who are convinced that the temperature in which they are immersed is entirely too low for their survival and that of their "counterparts".* (*Shortly after this expression is uttered, any number of more courageous females is habitually inspired to move physically into an even more extreme situation, such as deeper into the cold, cold ocean.)
August 11th, 2001
antidisestablishmentarianism (?): Wouldn't you like to know?
What ev' (abbr.): A more funky, carefree and generally good-natured form of the more recognized "whatever". Perfected and possibly originated by the supreme Queen of Vocal Training, Amanda.
to koosh(v.):a part of the efforts made by eveb the most seasoned theatre performer to attain "neutral stance" in preparation for singing, dancing, and probably most other activities which a living being could conceivably participate. The absolut opposite of locking one's knees; as it was once explained by the illustrious, Oscar-winning Kate Lavender, "If we were to come up behind you and kick the backs of your knees, you would fall down."
kooshable(adj.):posessing the ability to be kooshed* (*see "to koosh"); almost exclusively referring to the knees of the performer(s) in question.
cool beans(exp.): an addictive expression, develloped by the brillent, innovative and constantly AWESOME staff at Neptune Theatre School, which applies to anything, event, situation, happening, etc. from which any sentiments of pleasantry and/or satisfaction are derived.
shiznit(exp.): a Yiddish word synonymous with the original, un-vixen-modified expression which is best outlined in the definition for "feck"* (*see "feck"). (I think we all know what this word is, let's not kid ourselves, however Juey & Shiah have received word that certain perusers of these works would no longer be as such in the event that profanity were to be printed.)
feckomaniac(n.): an individual who familiarizes him/herself with profane expressions/words of which we most certainly will not print in this vault! (See Fred Durst and his band's latest release ["Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavoured Water"] for a more blatant example.)
The Purple Garden(n.): A garden nearby (Shiah's mommy's garden), which is obviously colored only by multiple purple flowers and should be respected for its purplatious* (*see "purplatious") qualities. May have multiple meanings depending on the person who asserts it. (i.e. the groups of creatures (not necessarily being people) who purposely hang out at the corner of the old bridge, are probably referring to illegal activities and/or substances)
kawinky-dink(n.): Used to describe small trinkets with indescribable features and unknown purpose; this word is said to describe generally any small article when the actual name is unknown to the speaker. Also used in instances of replacing the term "coincidence".
The Pool Phenomenon (a.k.a the 9th wonder of the world)(n.): The unexplainable urge felt by pool staff and leader corps to utilize the...er...er...hygiene (?!) facilities (otherwise known as the shitters) at the Bridgewater Pool when spending any amount of time within the facility in which swimming lessons and public swims are held.
plethora(n.): a variation od "copious"* (*see "copious") to be used in relatively the same context.
Merkin(n.): a word used to describe those of American citizenship whom us wholesome Canadians tends to detest profusely. See the recent Oxford dictionary for full definition as we do not wish to fully disclose this information to our younger readers/perusers.
eh(exp.): a Canadian expression, used by those who wish to be profoundly known as Canadians. Utilized as a question, a directive or even as a friendly hello; many Americans fail miserably when attempting ti mislead those of different nationalities during/upon vacationing in their countries.
true dat(exp.): a compromising statement, "true dat" is only used following a disagreement of some sort. Synonymous to the expression "I'll give you that." (i.e. "You're actually right!)
flamboyant(adj.): excessively colorful in appearance and/or personality. This "color" may be harmful to the eyes (i.e. a flamboyant dress) or possibly to one's self-image. (Imagine how small you's feel standing next to a flamboyant woman.* (*Not that you male wankers would be small anyway**.)(**See wanker boy.)
faulkner(n.):originally the erroe of the infamous Andrew Cormier, this word originated from the name Gaylord Fokker of the movie "Meet the Parents". Our dear friend Andrew misinterpreted Fokker for Faulkner, and so the word was creatively (yet mistakenly) formed. Faulkner is used profusely for name-calling and mild profanity as directed to, and from, the staff at the Bridgewater Pool.* (*see "faulk".)
faulk(exp.): If you can say this one, you can probably guess what vulgar, profane word it is replacing. End of story.* (*See "faulkner" for historic background.)
to schlep(v.): as being a verb which was retrieved from the game show "Who Wants to be a Millionaire", it probably does not mean the given definition which was used in the form of a question that particular evening. This show has had previous errors in which the contestant chose an incorrect answer which was actually correct. Anywho,* (*see "anywho") let's peruse another definition.
anywho(exp.): an expression which is used to change topic, as to finish off a previous conversation which may very well have been slightly (or greatly) dunty* (*see "dunty"), in which case one should *sigh* and commence a new conversation by utilizing this insanely useful word. (I guess you're really wondering what "to schlep" means by now,eh?* )*see "eh") Well, it technically means that one must undertake the mass of another object, as to possibly carry it.* [*The object in question does not exclude Hawaii, jackhammers, Crispers, choke chains, harpsichords, piranhas, Steven Heisler, or really any other being upon this precious planet.])
August 18th, 2001
yomp yomp(n.): horse semen, actually a double dose thereof (since "yomp" is doubly mentioned). Perfected by the previously mentioned Andrew Cormier and also his partner in crime, Dave Strowbridge. For a good time call Dave at 543-...
edu-ma-cation(n.) a process of training and obtaining information as specified in Lunenbuuurrrg County, particularly the more rural areas.
ephelant(n.): the animal most abundant in size of the quadruped kingdom. A usually gray creature, assuming the features of large feet, large eyes, large trunks (typically only one per ephelant), and other large characteristics (noticing a pattern yet, wankers?* (*see "wanker boy").
oh bosoms!(exp.) An odd British obscenity, probably serving as a substitute for "oh, feck!*" (*see "feck"). Discovered by the vixens in the diary of the illustrious British ambassador, Mr. Bean(!).
a punch up the bracket(n./v.): a threat of assault, most commonly inscribed by the aforementioned Mr. Bean in his tell-all diary towards his most intense enemies.
sissa(n.): a form of sisterly...er...RECOGNITION between Shiah and her YOUNGER femal sibling, Janeet. This term applies exclusively to these two sisters (and Darren Tidd, of late).
persiflage(n.): idle banter
slobberfied(adj.): The state of a human whence encountering the overactive salivary glands of any keen and perfervid canine (i.e. Archie, Molly).
perfervid(adj.):very eager
arch nemesis(n.)(PLURAL:"arch nemesi"): one's mortal enemy, hellbent with the obcession of causing pain, misery, chaos, mayhem and perplexity in the life of either an innocent victim of fellow arch nemesis.* (*Refer to any given interaction between Janet Davidson and Darren Tidd for further clarification.
February 2nd, 2002 (Groundhog Day! :) )
beh (/bih/bweh, presumably)(exp.): Yet another variation* (*see "nih") of a very convienient term, "mih"* (*see "mih"), but with more reckless connataion as "beh", in the sense of throwing caution to the wind.
flickable(adj.): posessing the ability, and potential, to be flicked; often (but not solely) pertaining to various seashore objects at the baech.
pyromaniacmaniac(n.): a human being who is the victim of an irrational fixation upon pyromaniacs. This person wishes every molecule of his/her soul to attain the status of a significant other of a pyromaniac,but not to be one themselves.
come again(exp.): An oft-employed expression, it's most common purpose is to attain the repetition or rephrasing of something which, to the listener/reader, was unclear. However, we vixens have experienced the revalation that perhaps this expression could also be utilized as an erotic request or, for the more...domineering, DEMAND. Just something to ponder.
whasssssuuupppp!!(exp.): An enthusiastic greeting, best exclaimed by the accompaniment of the ejection of one's tongue from his/her mouth.
'ow YOU doin'?(exp): Originated, as far as we can tell, by the infamous Joey Tribbiani, this endearing expression is meant to be utilized while mackin'* (*see "to get your mack on/mackin'"), in hopes of winning over the individual of desire in question.
a hash of things(exp.): Often used by British soccer commentatore, if one has made "a hash of things", one has very much screwed up something that, if we're bothering to mention it again, must have been very important-to-vital. (Good job wanker.*)(*See "wanker boy".)
manky(adj.): More British slang! This one is synonymous with a less than desirable appearance, and can be utilized in conjunction with pretty much anything that has an appearance.
serendopity(n.): the relelation of precisely to what degree of embarassing stupidity an event actually is, experienced during the event in question, after the point of no return.
padiddle/spadiddle/spadoodle(exp.&n.): A double-meaning term (they never seem to get old!), partly describing the reaction to be shouted in accompaniment of quickly striking the roof of the automobile in which the exclaimer is physically situated, this act is to be carried out upon the viewing of another automobile which, tragically, is missing the illumination of a least one front headlight or foglight. Also describes the title of the game which dictates that these actions must be taken (preferably rapidly and with vigour).
snackluck(n.): a type of eating event, in which this event's hosts have the good sense to realize that at potluck dinners, all anyone really wants is to get to the desserts, anyway. The patrons of this event are instructed to bring a share-able snack, because, let's face it, that's the only good part.
elddidap(exp.&n.): similar to a padiddle* (*see "padiddle/spadiddle/spadoodle"), but is solely employed when a light on the back of an automoblie has been broken, burnt out, or otherwise extinguished. In this instance, though, it is imperative to hit the floor instead of the ceiling.
nididdle(exp.&n.): the state of an automobile when a light previously upon it has been entirely removed, socket 'n' all! Can be played in conjection with padiddle/spadiddle/spadoodle* (*see "padiddle/spadiddle/spadoodle").
musiky (adj.): a describing word, which does NOT truly describe something which is musical! It does, however, allow description of a nonmusical object which relates (in one's neurological senses) to the unpertaining subject of music.
phagtastic (adj.): a common adjective which is only permitted use whilst a creative biology conversation is being held amongst a small gathering of people and beings. Must also be used in context of phagocytosis, if the given word has somehow slipped into your regular vocabulary. (If not, continue to use "phagtastic" the same as you would the exemplary "fantastic".)
Schnouzel-Wipes (n.): the soft tissue upon which the unpleasant drainage from one's nasal cavity is placed. (And for tohse of you who don't know [or are in unfortunate living situations], the Schnouzel-Wipe is to be use donly ONCE!)
yer sister (exp.): a common indication, offered mainly by the infamous Erik E. Pelkey, as to interrupt the progression of a conversation (likely one which he finds boring/uninteresting), after the main speaker has mentioned "your sister". When the friend of Erik's attempts to recommence his/her path of commnication, it is often interrupted by yet another "yer sister?", which is shortly followed by I fecked* yer sister." (*Not really "fecked", but you will understand in the instance of seeing "feck" in our non-profane Vault.) NOTE: THIS IS ONLY AN ATTEMOT TO DISTRACT AN INDIVIDUAL, EVEN IF ONE DOES/DOES NOT ACTUALLY HAVE A SISTER.
The Evil Twitch (n.): see "the evil wink" for close similarity to the unexplainable, sporadic spasm, which is not exclusive to the muscles surrounding the eye.
C.T.S.(i.e. Craig Twitch Syndrome") (n.): Perfected by the one and only Craig Budgell, gymnastics coach of "Funtastic Gymnastics". See "The Evil Twitch for specific reference to symptoms which indicate the potential of its occurrence.
to mell (v.): to be relaxed to the point that one's state is comparable to being comatose, although eyes can sometimes be open at the time. Reactions are comprised of blinking patterns, occasional grunts, and/or profuse drooling. Awareness of ome's surroundings are questionable-to-minimal, which is sad, as this state is not necessarily inspired by the use of "chemical substance".
ase/aise (suffix): a suffix which indicates that the term which is is a part of serves the purpose of holding something(s) together. (Examples: ligase, polymerase, mayonnaise, etc.)
fruck (exp.): Another Darren Tidd variation, of our oft-employed expletive, "feck"* (*see "feck"). Again, we vixens dodge the implied Parental Warning which would be hexed upon our publication while managing to express the sentiment which drive us at times. MWA HA HA HA HAAAA*!! (*See "Mwa ha ha etc.)
fetch (exp.): The Jonathan Evans variation of "feck"* (*see "feck"), not to be confused with a command for a person or an animal or an ottoman or an item of clothing or we suppose anything else really to retrieve a projectile of any kind.
The Grad Picture Pose (n.): A charming facial expression, in essence being the exact pose which Janet Davidson wishes to maintain in honour of the occasion of the photographs which she hopes to have taken to comommorate her high school graduation (2005). This ravishing pose consists of: a baring of the bottom teeth, a rolling of the eyeballs in such a manner that only the white portions are visible, a noticeable head tilt (to the left), and to top it off, a claw-shape being formed with the right hand, under the chin. Darren Tidd has since perfected the expression, however, Janeet remains its originator.
NEW! dinkin' around (v.): The act of actively being inactive. While "dinkin' around", one is, in fact, moving about, yet managing to accomplish nothing of importance, and most likely enjoying him/herself immensely.
NEW! ominous organ sounds (n.): These unmistakable sounds signify danger approaching the scenario. Generally, these descending pitches are played as triplets, with the first two shorter and a mere semi-tone apart, leading to the lowest, awkwardly pitched third, which is sustained for far longer than its predecessors as its utterers' eyes become exceedingly large and fright-filled.
NEW! schlemiel (n.): A creepy, sleazy type of individual, who is not only possessive of the above character traits, but also an almost-entertaining bumbling stupidity, making the possibility of many creepy, sleazy activities' remaining secretive slim to none.
NEW! hurdy-gurdy (n.): One of those clinky, melodic instruments, often wielded by organ grinders (the old-fashioned kind, with the monkeys who model matching hats!).
NEW! wanton (adj.): A type of behaviour or action which is considered "immoral" by the elusive, conservative "establishment", but can be fun (and harmless) in small doses. The philosophy of "sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll" particularly applise, though wantonness can extend to other activities, as well.
Acknowledgements (*'s equal each acknowledgement)
Darby Van Tassel (f)****
Laura Crouse (f)**
Darren Tidd (m)************
Christopher Liot (m)**********
Emily Penny (f)**
Jason Reeves (m)*
Jonathan Evans (m)***
Nicholas Vinnedge (m)*
Jasmine Figg (f)*
Kristin MacLellan (f)*
Steven Heisler (m)*
Nancy Davidson (f)**
Alma Bardon (f)**
Kellie Eisenhauer (f)***
Jessica MacDonald (f)***
Ms. Barkhouse (f)**
Erik "Eep" Pelkey (m)******
Janet Davidson (f)***********
Mrs. Martin (f)**
Jillian Banfield (f)*
Jennifer Hughes (f)*
Gordon Davidson (m)*
The Neptune Crew (mainly "f")****
Andrew Cormier (m)**
Gillian Crouse (f)*
Dave Strowbridge (m)*
Katy Chancey (f)*
Mr. Bean (m)**
The Budweiser Guys (m's)*
Joey Tribbiani (m)*
Ian Davidson (m)*
Jason Tidd (m)*
Lesley Rutledge (f)*
ANTI-Acknowledgements
Colin Hebb (m)***********
Special thanks to Ms. Kelly, ( & Mr. Spencer and their newborn daughter Megan, born on June 12th 2001!!).
Also, thanx to Chris, mentioned previously, of whom has helped us diligently and will continue under the whips of Sheilah and mainly Julie. We will praise you forever.
-Sheilah & Julie
