afterhand (?): a very nice "filler-word". In laymen's terms, it means the very opposite of "beforehand", and can be inserted into many essays and stories in order to fill up the essay/story with a copious* word count. (*See "copious.")
NEW! ase/aise (suffix): a suffix which indicates that the term which is is a part of serves the purpose of holding something(s) together. (Examples: ligase, polymerase, mayonnaise, etc.)
atonality (n.): absolultely void of any element of tonality whatsoever (in other words: "tone-challenged", "without tone", "toneless", "inadequate tonality", "hopelessly lacking tone", "not having tone", "minus tone", "wanting tonality", "tone-deficient", "an absence of tone", "failing (purposely or not) to attain tonality", "tone impaired", "not having tone", "no tone", "sans tone", "no tone to be found", "without tone", "tone free", etc...*) (* this isn't in hte REAL vixen vault, but we DID mean to repeat the variations!!) Visit the Grade 10 music class for further explanation, or listen to peculiar 90's electronic "music".
bumpkin (noun): a female, used commonly as a cutesy moniker for "redneck". An individual without a "Y" chromosome who often wears her hair in braided pigtails, speaks with a "woodsy" accent, and possesses at least one gap in her front teeth. Considers (and does) wear contrasting patterns of plaid while churning butter or milking cattle. (See "homewrecker" to familiarize oneself with other bumpkin traits.) (See Elly May Clampett for further example.)
NEW! C.T.S.(i.e. Craig Twitch Syndrome") (n.): Perfected by the one and only Craig Budgell, gymnastics coach of "Funtastic Gymnastics". See "The Evil Twitch for specific reference to symptoms which indicate the potential of its occurrence.
conniving(v.)(adj.): the act of plotting and/or conspiring against a particular predetermined person, organization, association, society, guild, etc. In the adjective contaxt, it can be used to describe an individual (or individuals) of these devious qualities, or possessing the capacity of potential to do so.
daddy-o (exp.): a symbol of respect, utilized mainly by fictional gang members circa the 1950s, who use "eerie" snapping as a form of intimidation. Designe to show respect for the gang's leader/chief/bigggest physical being. (See "West Side Story" for example.)
NEW! dinkin' around (v.): The act of actively being inactive. While "dinkin' around", one is, in fact, moving about, yet managing to accomplish nothing of importance, and most likely enjoying him/herself immensely.
dipthong(n.): a "thong" which is preceded by a "dip". Even though realistically it may be a symbol involved with languages and writing, we prefer to categorize it with thong, "dip" being the specific type of thong.
drollop(n.): not quite a drop, not quite a dollop, but a quantity in between the aforementioned amounts to satisfy those who frequent the use of gel. Also can be used in the instance regarding poison. A drop may not be enough, however a dollop would be too noticeable. Therefore, one should use a less conspicuous "drollop amount to properly go unnoticed (until it is too late... Mwa ha ha ha *) *See mwa ha ha (etc.))
to duib (v.): an action which is performed during the evening by particularly joyous deer, that may cause harm to their surrounding habitat. Excessive duibing can destroy plants, animals and even humans. (See to frolic).
The Evil Eye (n.): An abnormal twitch used to irritate or intimidate others. Perfected and performed by none other than the Evil Laura Crouse.
NEW! The Evil Twitch (n.): see "the evil wink" for close similarity to the unexplainable, sporadic spasm, which is not exclusive to the muscles surrounding the eye.
The Evil Wink* (noun): (*see "The Evil Eye") Similar to The Evil Eye, this wink occurs sporadically* (*see "sporadic") in a valiant attempt to achieve The Evil Eye, but behaves typically as a spasm.* (*See "to spaz".)
feck(expression): A word to be used when describing pain, pleasure or excitement. ("Feck, that hurt!" or "That was fecking awesome!" or "Holy feck (me) Batman!*)(*See "feckcellent") This expression should be used as a replacement of the original explicative, (i.e. f*ck), particularly when parental figures are in the vicinity of the person(s) involved in using it.
feckcellent(expression/adjective): used to describe something which is very excellent; almost excessively excellent so that one has th urge to use the compilation of excellent with "feck" (*see feck.) to describe whatever is so magnificent and/or terrific.
NEW! fetch (exp.): The Jonathan Evans variation of "feck"* (*see "feck"), not to be confused with a command for a person or an animal or an ottoman or an item of clothing or we suppose anything else really to retrieve a projectile of any kind.
flutter tonguing (v.): a fluttering of the tongue used in conjunction with the playing of various wind instruments. Also can be done while singing, or just for simple-minded fun.
to frolic (v.): running joyfully and carelessly throughout the countryside; releasing your inner bliss.
NEW! fruck (exp.): Another Darren Tidd variation, of our oft-employed expletive, "feck"* (*see "feck"). Again, we vixens dodge the implied Parental Warning which would be hexed upon our publication while managing to express the sentiment which drive us at times. MWA HA HA HA HAAAA*!! (*See "Mwa ha ha etc.)
glorging (v.): A type of gorging which is performed by one who is known for his/her gluttony. Glorging itself is a disgusting event, and Juey & Shiah do not recommend the viewing of this behaviour.
Goobemflauffer (m)/Goobemflauffette (f) (n): an individual caught doing something innocently forbidden (such as sneaking cookies right before dinner), yet appearing so cute upon "capture" that punishment of any form is absolutely forgotten and neglected.
NEW! The Grad Picture Pose (n.): A charming facial expression, in essence being the exact pose which Janet Davidson wishes to maintain in honour of the occasion of the photographs which she hopes to have taken to comommorate her high school graduation (2005). This ravishing pose consists of: a baring of the bottom teeth, a rolling of the eyeballs in such a manner that only the white portions are visible, a noticeable head tilt (to the left), and to top it off, a claw-shape being formed with the right hand, under the chin. Darren Tidd has since perfected the expression, however, Janeet remains its originator.
homewrecker (n.): an individual, either male or female, who likes to rendez-vous with married individuals, involving romantic-and/or lust- induced gallivanting. Often it involves the ruin of the marriage in question. (See Johannes Brahms and the Schumanns).
NEW! hurdy-gurdy (n.): One of those clinky, melodic instruments, often wielded by organ grinders (the old-fashioned kind, with the monkeys who model matching hats!).
hurp (n.): an involuntary gastronomical convulsion of a hiccup-like nature, but occurring only once in a boisterous, burp-like manner. Perfected by Emily Penny, especially after a full meal, hamburgers, and/or pop.
loopy (adj.): an individual who has boarded the proverbial train to insanity; whose eyes seem to follw the movement of nothing concrete and/or who claims to hear various voices from within his/her own mind. (See Franz Schumann's life story for a more tangible explanation.)
to get your mack on/ mackin(v.): to vigorously pursue the individual of ones desire.
meh (expression): Darren Tidd variation (see mih).
melharrhy (abbreviation): Abbreviation(s) for melody/harmony/rhythm used mainly by IB music teachers who do not wish to write the full words on their blackboards, and IB music students who do not wish to copy them.
NEW! to mell (v.): to be relaxed to the point that one's state is comparable to being comatose, although eyes can sometimes be open at the time. Reactions are comprised of blinking patterns, occasional grunts, and/or profuse drooling. Awareness of ome's surroundings are questionable-to-minimal, which is sad, as this state is not necessarily inspired by the use of "chemical substance".
mih (expression): an expression of indecisiveness used by those who are unopinionated, uncertain or without any semblance of caring regarding a particular issue. Used primarily by those involved in the creation of the Vixen Vault of Vocabulary, namely Julie the Incredible and Sheilah the Amazing.
Minnehaha (n.): The name of a particular legendary Native American whose full name cannot be completely pronounced due to its humorous content. Can be substituted for Woody Woodpecker's infamous call.
mungry (adj): final stage preceding actual hunger. Consists of partial munchiness, but of a greater urgency.
The Music Phenomenon (a.k.a. the 8th wonder of the world) (noun): the unexplainable urge felt by I.B. music class patrons to utilize the... er... hygiene facilities at Park View Education Centre whenever spending any amount of time within the walls of the classroom in which I.B. musical studies are hypothetically carried out (originally the classroom for Mr. Sinclair's easliy distracted law classes
NEW! musiky (adj.): a describing word, which does NOT truly describe something which is musical! It does, however, allow description of a nonmusical object which relates (in one's neurological senses) to the unpertaining subject of music.
Mwa ha ha (etc.)(expression): an utterance of ironic humor, actually intending to express diabolical threat and/or intimidation.
mweh:(expression): Jean Chretien / Christopher Liot variation. (see mih).
nuckfut (counter insult): by reversing the f and n you reveal the true meaning of this word, but officially it is still a non-insult. Still, anyone to whom it is directed will surely determine its true meaning, and unfortunately (or fortunately), may actually take this expansion as an insult.
NEW! ominous organ sounds (n.): These unmistakable sounds signify danger approaching the scenario. Generally, these descending pitches are played as triplets, with the first two shorter and a mere semi-tone apart, leading to the lowest, awkwardly pitched third, which is sustained for far longer than its predecessors as its utterers' eyes become exceedingly large and fright-filled.
Paganini (n.): a virtuosic violinist, possibly of Italian descent, but also possibly French, due to the extremely well-known "ne pas ni ni" grammatical sequence.* (*Only taught to I.B. class. Don't fret, little academic wankers. (See “wanker boy)
NEW! phagtastic (adj.): a common adjective which is only permitted use whilst a creative biology conversation is being held amongst a small gathering of people and beings. Must also be used in context of phagocytosis, if the given word has somehow slipped into your regular vocabulary. (If not, continue to use "phagtastic" the same as you would the exemplary "fantastic".)
phewfers (expression): a word used to describe the emotional relaxation when an inhibiting factor is no longer in effect and therefore does not cause one to continue to be stressed; expressing a state of relief, often inspired by a postponing of an I.B. test or exam.
pierrot (n.): Probably a French word which does, however, mean clown. When this word is mentioned, one should experience a strong reflex causing them to touch their noses and excitedly shout, honk! (See wanker boy for further instruction on when to experience this spasm.) Can also be utilized to replace the infamous figaro in the appropriate song.
ploob (exp.): An expression which can be used in the same context as "feck"* (*see "feck") (Ex.: "Aw, ploob!") Although less profane, one may experience the same type of relief as from actually saying the previous word mentioned.
poesie (n.): a French-written poem or collection of poems that is mostly incomprehensible and consists of strophes instead of verses. Oddly, a vers is a line in a poem.
prepared piano (noun): the state of a piano in the event that objects (such as small people, gnomes, animals, squeaky toys, etc...) are placed inside or around the prementioned piano to produce an interesting, provoking and/or distressing tone. (Warning: participating in prepared piano performance can prove harmful to the "objects" involved.)
purplation (n.) (purplatious, adj.): reminiscent of the "feckcellent"* (*See "feckcellent") colour of purple and its vixenous implications. These may include any given action mentioned herein, as well as those which are schemed by the true vixens, Juey & Shiah.
purplemonkeydishwasher (n.): Everything in the expanse of the entire universe.
NEW! schlemiel (n.): A creepy, sleazy type of individual, who is not only possessive of the above character traits, but also an almost-entertaining bumbling stupidity, making the possibility of many creepy, sleazy activities' remaining secretive slim to none.
NEW! Schnouzel-Wipes (n.): the soft tissue upon which the unpleasant drainage from one's nasal cavity is placed. (And for tohse of you who don't know [or are in unfortunate living situations], the Schnouzel-Wipe is to be use donly ONCE!)
seify (adj.): Describing an unpleasant sense which is otherwise indescribable. Comes from the noun seifance which is synonymous with “unsettling aura.
to spaz (v.): randomly expressing emotion, frustration or excitement to or upon others in usually a perplexing manner; sometimes causing bodily harm and/or potential humiliation.
sporadic (adj.): meaning the same thing as spontaneous, but may be more useful to describe this type of mood. Can also describe the actions of furry little critters including, but not limited to, chipmunks and squirrels.
supercalifragilisticexpealidocious (expression/song): an utterance of song that occurs mainly while frolicking* (*see "to frolic") or while watching "Mary Poppins". Once sung (or observing its being sung by others), this song will force you to frolic if you haven't already done the dastardly deed, mwa ha ha*. (*see "mwa ha ha (etc.))
URAQT!(thing): Pronounced "yerrackt" or "you are a cutie". A peculiar abbreviation, which is either recognized immediately or not at all. It is assumed to be a complimentary expression (you are a cutie!), but only serves that purpose in certain instances of comprehension.
wanker boy (insult): An individual, typically a British male, who pleasures himself excessively, to the point that it is noticed by others.
NEW! wanton (adj.): A type of behaviour or action which is considered "immoral" by the elusive, conservative "establishment", but can be fun (and harmless) in small doses. The philosophy of "sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll" particularly applise, though wantonness can extend to other activities, as well.
NEW! yer sister (exp.): a common indication, offered mainly by the infamous Erik E. Pelkey, as to interrupt the progression of a conversation (likely one which he finds boring/uninteresting), after the main speaker has mentioned "your sister". When the friend of Erik's attempts to recommence his/her path of commnication, it is often interrupted by yet another "yer sister?", which is shortly followed by I fecked* yer sister." (*Not really "fecked", but you will understand in the instance of seeing "feck" in our non-profane Vault.) NOTE: THIS IS ONLY AN ATTEMOT TO DISTRACT AN INDIVIDUAL, EVEN IF ONE DOES/DOES NOT ACTUALLY HAVE A SISTER.
zany (adj.): colourfully chaotic; usually involving loud volume, rapid physical activity, and general fun being had by the vast majority of its participants. (Attending the NSSSA conference, for all you Nova Scotian high school students out there, may help you in comprehending this adjective.)
