Disclaimer: Joss is God. I own nothing.

Distribution: Sure. Just lemme know where my baby’s going.

Spoilers: Season 7 for living arrangements, i.e. Xander has his place and Spike and Andrew are bunking at Buffy’s.

Summary: Spike shares a bit of ‘hands-on’ assistance to help Andrew go after Xander. Combinations of S/X/Ad

Dedication: To the fine folk at Xandrew (yahoo) for sharing in my new obsession with Xandrew and the wonderful listsibs at Nummytreats for enjoying the warm comfy goodness that is Spander. Ummm…does this make it Spandrewer? ~snert~

2003-11-12



Just This Side of Bent

by
Velvet Crypt




Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4



Chapter One



Andrew opened the basement door, carefully balancing the mug of blood and the refill packet. After a moment of terror when he thought the packet was slipping, he shut the door behind him and painstakingly made his way to the bottom of the stairs. Glancing up, he found icy blue eyes watching him in amusement. ~Of course he’s watching me in amusement. I’m a joke.~ Andrew sighed and pasted a smile on his face.

 

“Dinner is served.” He called out as he forced himself to take the final steps that put him in the vampire’s space. He felt bad for that. Spike had asked to be chained for his own good and the sake of the potentials. He didn’t want to hurt anyone. So here he sat, for hours at a time, only allowed off the manacles to help Buffy train the girls. He never complained and strangely enough even said thank you when Andrew brought him his blood.

 

So why did Andrew feel a tingle of apprehension every time he was near the blonde vampire? He’d shrugged it off in the past as knowing how evil the vampire could be. But he wasn’t so sure anymore. Imagine that. Andrew…not sure of something. Wow! That happened, oh…every two minutes or so? He mentally rolled his eyes and presented the mug and packet to Spike.

 

“Ta, mate.” Spike nodded as he took the mug from the smaller man.

 

“Um, you’re welcome, Spike.” He smiled again.

 

Spike eyed him for a moment then gestured with his head to the steps. “Take a load off?” Andrew blinked in bewilderment, and then ducked his head shyly as he seated himself on the bottom part of the stairs. “How’s things upstairs?” The vamp asked as he began to delicately sip at his mug. Andrew hesitated; mesmerized at the flash of ivory fang he could see at each drink.

 

“Um…they’re pretty normal. Buffy has the girls outside practicing again.” He shrugged. “Willow and Anya are researching on the computer. Dawn is doing her homework and enjoying the TV all on her own for once.”

 

Spike cocked an eyebrow. “And the carpenter?” ~Bingo. Look at the flood of red rise in the boy’s face.~ Spike took another sip.

 

Andrew fluttered his hands as he attempted to look nonchalant. “He…er, he, um…he’s out.” He finished lamely, looking everywhere but at Spike.

 

“So, you decided to feed the pet vamp to get away from the estrogen overload?”

 

Andrew smiled wryly. “You’re not a pet, Spike. And yeah…if one more potential comes flouncing through the living room tromping dirt all over my freshly vacuumed carpet, I’m gonna scream.” He blushed. “Not that I don’t do other things besides vacuum.” He puffed up. “I…I’m a valuable member of the Slayerettes. I can…I, er…well, I…” He sighed and slumped again. “I dust too.”

 

Spike hid his grin. “I think you’re doing just what’s needed, mate.” Andrew looked up, hope creeping into his eyes. “You see that the girls are busy saving the world and don’t have time for all the day to day tasks, so you jump in and take charge of it.” He nodded sagely. “It takes a good man to step back and give others the glory. To be the one behind the scenes making it all possible.”

 

Andrew’s face fell. “Yeah, well…that’s me. The man behind the scenes. Always has been.”

 

Spike looked at the former Troika member, his head cocked slightly. “So, do you miss Warren and Jonathon? Even though they had the reins?”

 

A look of pain flashed over Andrew’s face. “I miss Jonathon.” He said softly. “He was my best friend. He was the good man. We’d talk for hours about…well, you’d think it was geeky stuff. But we liked it.” A tiny smile creased his mouth. “As for Warren? No. I don’t miss Warren. I just…”

 

He paused biting his lip. Spike waited patiently, trying to curb his natural impatience. “I miss how I felt about Warren. I miss how I thought…Warren felt about me.”

 

Spike sat his mug down beside the cot and leaned forward. “So, you had a thing for Warren, eh?” Andrew nodded. “So, this mean you’re gay?” Andrew gave a start and looked up to see Spike grinning at him. He blushed and grinned back.

 

“I prefer to say that I don’t dislike the male physique.”

 

Spike laughed out loud. “So what kind of male physique do you prefer?”

 

Andrew gazed off into a corner of the room. “I like tall, dark and handsome. I like strong men, but not weight lifter strong.” His eyes became dreamy and his voice softened. “I love brown eyes…dark and warm like chocolate. And hair so brown it’s nearly black. I like a clean-shaven face with a tiny dimple in the chin, and full, warm lips. Lips that are always on the verge of a smile or ready to ease the tension in a room by telling a joke. And warm, strong, comfortable arms…arms that will wrap around you and keep the nightmares away. Arms that feel safe, no matter where you are, who you are.”

 

His voice drifted away and Spike let him swoon for a moment longer. “So,” he interrupted after a bit. “What you’re saying is that you have a hard on for Xander.”

 

Andrew jerked out of his reverie and gaped at Spike. “I-I didn’t say that.” Spike quirked a brow. “I didn’t! I don’t…He isn’t…” Andrew sighed and slumped again. “Fine. But tell me you don’t think he’s gorgeous with those dark eyes and that curly hair. Tell me you don’t notice how sexy he is when he strips down to that tank to fix something around the house. Tell me you don’t notice how sweet he is, how caring he is when he says something that brings us all together again.”

 

Andrew glared at the vampire. Spike gazed thoughtfully at Andrew for long moments. Then he nodded. “You’re right.” He agreed. “When you think about it, Xander is bloody well hot. So how you planning on getting him?” Andrew’s momentary look of satisfaction dropped from his face.

 

“Don’t be stupid, Spike.” Spike narrowed his eyes and Andrew backpedaled. “I mean…well, um I know that I can’t be with Xander. He’s straight.”

 

Spike chuckled. “I don’t know if he’s that straight, mate. I’ve known the boy for a bit and he always struck me as just this side of bent.”

 

Andrew perked up. “Really?”

 

Spike nodded. “It’s just a feeling, mind you. But sometimes he say things that one bloke just shouldn’t say to another bloke.”

 

Andrew’s expression fell again. “It still wouldn’t work. I’m not brave enough to just make a pass at him and hope he’s gay enough not to laugh in my face. I’m fragile like that.” Spike rolled his eyes. Andrew pouted. “Well, I am.”

 

“Sure peaches. Fragile as a butterfly, you are.” Spike grinned. “I can help you. I can tell you what to do to make sure little Xanny doesn’t have time to think about his degree of bentness before he’s screaming your name and raking his nails down your back.”

 

Andrew blushed. “Um, n-no thanks. I’m kinda the sub in my relationships. I don’t top well.”

 

Spike looked impressed. “Really? You’ve never topped?”

 

Andrew’s blush grew deeper. “I, er…I’ve actually never bottomed either.”

 

Spike’s expression was so dumbfounded that Andrew had to press his fist against his lips to keep from laughing. “How the bloody hell do you expect to convert Xander to a side you’re not even sure you’re playing on?”

 

Andrew shrugged. “I’m pretty sure I’m playing on that side. You don’t have to have…i-intercourse to know you want to.”

 

Spike snorted. “You can’t even say the buggering word, ponce. How do you think you’re gonna get someone’s dick up your ass?”

 

Andrew frowned and stood. “I’m going back upstairs.” He turned to make his way back up the steps.

“Wait! Whe-Andrew, I’m sorry. I was rude.” Spike gave him a 100-watt winning smile as Andrew looked over his shoulder. “They don’t call me a bad, rude man for nothing. Really, I’m sorry.” He patted the side of his cot, his chains rattling slightly. “Come back? I promise no more blatant expressions.” He grinned evilly. “I’ll stick to euphemisms like ‘your burning manhood’ and ‘opening your delicate flower of love’.

 

Andrew couldn’t help the snicker that escaped. ~Spike wasn’t really a bad, rude man. He just said it like it was. Wasn’t his fault I’m a coward.~ Andrew sighed and came back down the steps. ~Poor guy. He’s so lonely he’s begging for company from me, and is willing to talk about my non-existent sex life.~ He plopped on the cot next to the vampire and leaned back against the wall.

 

Spike adjusted his posture so that he was sitting sideways, facing the human. “Do you know how you’re gonna respond if Xander does decide to give you a quick snog?” Andrew giggled. Spike sighed. “Snog, Andrew. As in to kiss.”

 

Andrew still snickered a bit. “Oh. Um…no. Not really. I mean, I’ve fantasized about it a hundred times, but I’m pretty sure that Xander isn’t going to look deeply into my eyes and see what he’s been looking for for so long, what he’s been denied for all of his life: love.” Andrew sighed, gazing forward with a slightly dazed expression. “He probably isn’t going to lift his strong hand to cup my cheek, marveling at the devotion in my face. Or slowly lean forward, giving me time to move if I’m not sure…but I am, sure that is.”

 

Another sigh. “I’m sure that if he brushed his warm lips across mine I’d shiver. If he took possession of my mouth I’d moan. If he tasted me I’d…” Andrew broke off suddenly, realizing that he was actually talking to someone this time instead of talking to his camera or the mirror. “I’d do nothing, cause…he wouldn’t do any of those things.”

 

Spike was entranced by the change in the human. He could see the flush rising in the boy’s face. All that lovely blood, delicately flavored with lust, coming to the surface…teasing him with the scent. So, Spike focused intently on Andrew’s words instead. Unfortunately, the effect was nearly the same. Spike felt a tingling in his belly and he began to get hard.

 

He looked at the boy, but in his mind, he was watching a dark-haired man cup the blonde’s cheek in one hand and thread the fingers of the other hand through the boy’s hair. He saw wet, full lips hovering over a sweet, pink quivering rosebud…pursed in anticipation of the first heated touch.

 

“Spike?”

 

The vamp jerked out of his fantasy and blinked rapidly. Andrew looked at him in confusion. ~Why does he look embarrassed? I’m the one who let my mouth run away with my common sense.~ The boy dropped his gaze to Spike’s hands, fidgeting in his denim-clad lap. Trying to…cover the raging erection he sported? Andrew’s lips curled up into a grin.

 

“Wow.” He said softly. “Usually people tell me my voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard. No one has ever gotten a hard on from listening to me.”

 

Spike looked as though he couldn’t decide to be angry, embarrassed or just laugh it off. With a growl, he did none of the above. What he did do, was lean forward quickly and slam his lips onto Andrew’s. After a moment of fierceness, he eased off and gently licked the bruised flesh apologetically.

 

He nibbled and licked and dropped tiny kisses on Andrew’s mouth. He distantly heard the clank of his chains as he lifted a hand to invade Andrew’s shirt, and then a gasp as the cold metal brushed heated flesh. He pulled away to glance questioningly into blue eyes a shade darker than his own. Eyes that were heavily lidded and filled with desire.

 

“Want me to stop, Drew?” He whispered.

 

Andrew shook his head ferociously. “Hell no.” And lunged in to capture the vampire’s lips again. Spike chuckled and laid the younger man back onto the cot. He slid his lips sideways to nibble on the pink shell of Andrew’s ear. A gasped whimper was Spike’s response. He trailed tiny kisses down the line of Andrew’s jaw and impatiently shoved the boy’s shirt up, searching for flesh.

 

Spike was amazed at the smooth, silky skin hiding beneath the scratchy cotton. He growled dropped his head from Andrew’s jaw to his chest. Blunt teeth grazed a hardened nipple and Andrew’s hands shot to Spike’s head, wrapping into the soft blonde hair. Spike pushed the tee further up, baring a larger expanse of pale skin. Andrew pulled his hands away briefly to jerk the interloping material out from in-between them.

 

Spike descended on the exposed softness with a vengeance; nibbling, licking, biting…nothing seemed to be enough. ~So much for being a supervillian.~ Spike smirked internally. ~You can’t be a supervillian and taste of peaches.~ Taste of peaches, smell of peaches…soft as peach fuzz. Spike closed his eyes and could almost picture the lovely lad spread out, naked and waiting, in the green grass beneath the trees in the peach orchard back home.

 

“Drew…you taste so sweet,” he breathed.

 

Andrew sighed, running his hands over Spike’s back. “Please…Spike, please.”

 

Spike smiled against the fragrant flesh and opened his eyes. “You want more, luv?” Andrew glanced down, eyes aflame, and nodded frantically. “Then I guess I’d better give it to you.” He reached between them and flicked the button on Andrew’s trousers. A swift intake of air was his only reply. Gently, he unzipped the boy and eased his pants down, taking his boxers with them.

 

They hooked on his shoes, but the gulping breaths Andrew was taking left Spike no doubt that the boy even noticed. Spike lowered his mouth to the leaking erection jutting out from light brown curls. He blew a wisp of air across the wetness and Andrew keened, thrusting his hips into the air. Smiling again, ~I’ve smiled more in the last 15 minutes than in the last year~ he licked a strip from base to head of Andrew’s cock.

 

Spike caught the human’s hips before they rocketed off of the cot again and pinned them down. Hearing the tiny mewling sounds coming from Andrew’s throat, Spike decided to be merciful. He took the boy’s length in his mouth in one fell swoop, pushing the throbbing head deep into the back of his throat. Spike glanced up the line of Andrew’s body and saw those pretty blue eyes gazing sightlessly, that perfect rosebud of a mouth open soundlessly.

 

He began a rhythm that allowed him to deep throat the boy’s cock on the down thrust and swirl his tongue on the upstroke. Spike felt the press of Andrew’s hips against his hands as the boy tried to impale Spike with each thrust. This time, when he glanced up, he saw the blonde head thrashing back and forth and those pretty lips were mouthing ‘yesyesyes’.

 

Spike fought against grinding his own erection into the Andrew’s legs. ~This is for the boy, wanker. For the boy. You can beat off after he leaves.~ But oh, was it difficult to focus on that with the sweet sounds coming from Andrew’s throat. He throated the boy one last time and swallowed against the swollen flesh. Andrew howled, his hands launched out grasping for something to hold onto.

 

Spike reached up and caught the flailing appendages as the warm, salty taste of Andrew flooded his mouth. Spike pulled away, gently licking up any stray drops, and smiled up at the exhausted ‘supervillian.’

 

‘Wha…why…that was…” Andrew finally gave up and flopped back onto the cot. “Damn.”

 

Spike’s smile grew to a grin. “So, Drew. What do you think?”

 

Andrew raised his head again and smirked back. “Yup. I’m gay.”




Chapter Two



 

“Xander, can you unplug the toilet?”

 

*slam*

 

“Xander, can you carve me some more stakes?”

 

*slam*

 

“Xander, can you run out to the store?”

 

*slam*

 

“Xander, can you lurk around like a lapdog until one of us needs some pathetically useless task accomplished?”

 

*thunk*

 

“Godammit! Shit! Ow! Owowowowow!” Xander dropped the hammer that had just smashed his finger. He growled at the cabinet door and kicked it in a fury. “Bloody hell!”

 

“Now that’s disconcerting, mate.” Spike smirked, leaning against the doorframe. “Now you’re starting to sound like me.”

 

Xander snarled at Spike from around the finger jammed in his mouth. “Fwuck oo, ‘Pike.”

 

Spike just shrugged gallically and headed for the fridge. “Why not? I fucked everyone else.”

 

Xander stood flummoxed in the center of the kitchen. He tried to wrap his brain around Spike’s statement and all he could come up with was a giant writhing ball of arms and legs and the occasional shouted ‘Oh, Spike…you’re the Big Bad!’.

 

He snickered.

 

Spike glanced up at him.

 

He chuckled.

 

Spike raised an eyebrow.

 

Xander burst into laughter, dragging his finger from his lips. Spike quirked the side of his mouth, then couldn’t help but to follow the infectious laughter with his own. Andrew walked into the kitchen just as Xander had to collapse into a chair or fall on his ass. He looked between the two men with a confused expression.

 

“Um…what’s going on?”

 

Xander wiped the tears from his eyes and held his finger up as evidence. “I smashed my thumb.”

 

Andrew’s eyes widened. “Ookay. You do know that smashing your thumb usually results in the opposite of laughing?” Spike and Xander exchanged an amused look and it sent them off into paroxysms of laughter again. Andrew sighed. “I’m not going to ask.” He reached under the kitchen sink and pulled out the first aid kit.

 

“Give me your finger.” He demanded. Still trying to suppress his snickers, Xander held up the offending digit. Andrew rolled his eyes and went to work staunching the blood and tenderly wrapping the battered finger.

 

“Y’know, I’ve been thinking.” Xander began. “Shut up, Spike.” He cut the vamp off as he opened his mouth to reply. The vamp just grinned. “I’m missing the whole peace and quiet thing.”

 

“Amen, brother.” Andrew muttered. Spike and Xander traded grins.

 

“I’m also missing the whole, ‘I’m a man cause I like football, Baywatch and beer’ thing instead of being a man cause I can reach the top shelf thing.” Spike nodded and flopped into a second kitchen chair with a mug of blood. “So…” Xander looked around slyly. “I’m going to take this weekend off from my male Scooby duties and vegetate at home with some action flicks and pizza.”

 

“You deserve a break, Xander. I think it’s a fabulous idea.” Andrew said supportively. When Spike caught his gaze, the vamp rolled his eyes and mouthed ‘fabulous?’ Andrew blushed. “I-I mean…that kicks ass.” He glanced back to Spike for reassurance. Spike rolled his eyes again and jerked his head towards the dark haired Scooby investigating his bandaged finger.

 

“Ask him if you can join him,” Spike mouthed silently. Andrew’s eyes grew wide and he started shaking his head wildly. Spike narrowed his gaze and lowered his chin threateningly. “Ask him.” He mouthed firmly.

 

Andrew nearly ran from the room. Gathering his courage to him, he took a deep breath and tried to sound casual. “Hey, Xan-man…”

 

Xander’s eyebrows shot up into his hairline as he looked at the last remaining member of the Troika. Spike just slapped his hand against his forehead.

 

“Er…” Andrew blushed and dropped the ‘cool’ pose he’d adopted. “I mean, Xander?”

 

“Yeah?”

 

“How do you feel about…um…” He looked desperately at Spike. “Well, you know…about um, some company?” Andrew panicked. “Cause me and Spike…we’re kinda missing out on the whole testosterone vibe too.”

 

Spike glared at the boy.

 

Andrew pretended not to see him.

 

Xander looked thoughtful and shrugged. “Sure. More the merrier. See you guys tonight about 8?”

 

Andrew puffed up in happiness and attempted to lean sexily on the back of the chair. Unfortunately, Xander chose that moment to stand. “Sounds grea-oopmph!” His hand slipped off and he barely caught himself before dumping his ass into the floor. “Um…yeah, see you at 8.”




Chapter Three



“Okay, so who is supposed to be babysitting who here?” Kennedy snickered, hanging on Willow’s shoulder. Andrew flushed, hanging his head. Spike stifled a growl and the desire to rip the young Slayer Potential’s head off for probably the 100th time since meeting her.

 

“Whom,” was all he managed to grit out civilly.

 

Kennedy frowned. “Who what?”

 

Spike fought off a twitch. “Whom, not who. Who is supposed to be babysitting whom—,” he began calmly before giving up on twitch suppression. “Bloody hell! That’s not the point and you have no say so in it anyway.” He felt his head gyrate like one of those ridiculous chits on those hip-hip (or something) movies the potentials were always watching and finished in an embarrassed mutter. “…Bloody Xena wannabe.”

 

Andrew ducked behind Spike’s duster and began to shake in silent laughter. Kennedy puffed up and her head had just started to imitate Spike’s when Willow tugged on her arm. “Kennedy, honey, let’s just go upstairs,” she rolled her eyes in silent apology as she pulled the wayward brunette out the kitchen door.

 

“He can’t talk to me that way, Willow!” Kennedy’s voice echoed down the hall. Buffy turned back to Spike, grinning.

 

“So, who exactly are you?” she asked teasingly. “First you channel Giles, then you try for the ‘Best Sista in a Slayer Household’ award and now you’re going all sci fi ‘Xena kicks ass’ on us?”

 

Andrew peeked out from behind Spike’s back and cleared his throat. “Actually, Xena is more of the fantasy genre. Sci fi lends itself to space travel and aliens and you really don’t care what genre Xena’s from and would just like me to shut up and let you talk to Spike okay that’s fine I’ll just be over here working on the next grocery list because, whoa, do Slayers in Training sure eat a lot and—“

 

Buffy stared in transfixed horror as Andrew just kept going and going. Spike put an end to it by simply clamping his hand over the former Troika’s mouth and nodding at Buffy. “So, Buffy,” he smiled winningly. “How about it? Are you comfortable with having Drew and I heading over to Xander’s tonight?”

 

Buffy tore her gaze away from Andrew and smiled up at Spike. “Of course, Spike. You were the one who suggested being chained down in the basement, not me. If you think you’ll be okay, then sure…you do deserve a night away from the girls.”

 

While Buffy and Spike hammered away at the details of the evening, Andrew’s mind focused on one thing: Spike had called him Drew again. Yes, it brought fluffy happy feelings that Spike had a nickname for him; that Spike felt comfortable enough with him to call him that in front of the Slayer. But mostly, it reminded Andrew that, not two hours ago, Spike had called him Drew just before blowing his mind via his cock.

 

And looky there, Andrew’s eyelids drooped languidly. The little Drewster was making another appearance. Giving in to the first self-inspired sexual impulse he’d ever had, Andrew flicked out his tongue to taste the palm of Spike’s hand.

 

“I would assume that the carpenter rented 10 or 15 of his ultra-geek movies and so I wouldn’t expect us back until oh, more—er, morning,” Spike caught the moan just as it fell from his lips. He shot a glare at Andrew, who just looked at him innocently, big blue eyes shining with mirth out from behind long eyelashes.

 

“Are you okay, Spike?” Buffy looked concerned at Spike’s lapse.

 

“Oh, hell yeah,” he growled as Andrew drew tiny circles with his tongue on Spike’s palm. “Never better. Thanks for asking.”

 

“Well, if you’re sure,” Buffy still looked worried.

 

Spike drug his eyes away from Andrew’s and forced a smile for the slayer. “I’m fine, Buffy. So, if you don’t need anything else?”

 

Buffy shook her head shyly. “No, just have fun,” she smiled and turned to include Andrew. “Both of you, that is.”

 

Andrew nodded against Spike’s palm and allowed Spike to lead him out of the room, hand still firmly on his mouth. Spike shoved them both back through the basement door and kicked it shut behind them. He turned loose of Andrew’s head and pointed firmly down the stairs. Andrew smiled impishly and bounced down the steps.

 

Meeting the boy at the bottom, Spike pulled him into his arms roughly. He slammed his lips down on Andrew’s, drinking in the taste. He forced Andrew’s head back and ripped his lips from the boy’s sweetness to nuzzle his neck. Andrew tensed, but strangely enough, Spike sensed no fear…only anticipation. Slipping into game face momentarily, he ran his fangs lightly across the pale flesh, feeling Andrew tremble.

 

Smiling, he shook the vampire off and looked down at Andrew in exasperation. “You idiotic git,” he shook his head. “First you tease, then you bare your neck to a vampire. Have you no sense at all?”

 

Andrew sucked in a much-needed breath and flushed. “Sorry,” he whispered. “I don’t know what came over me. It won’t happen again.”

 

Spike chucked a finger under Andrew’s chin. “Don’t make promises I don’t want you to keep,” he breathed back. As Andrew shuddered again, Spike moved over to his bed and flopped down. “C’mere,” he called, patting the mattress next to him. “We need to talk about Operation Turn-Xander-Into-a-Flaming-Queer.”

 

Andrew giggled and the sexual tension was gone just like that. He continued to be in awe at Spike’s ability to sense whatever his current companion needed him to be. A moment ago, Andrew was sure Spike was just a few seconds away from slamming him into a wall and fucking him into oblivion. Now, Spike grinned conspiritally at him as he made ready to tutor Andrew in the ways of man-seduction.

 

Andrew shook his head in amazement. And Buffy passed him up…why? He plopped down next to Spike and smiled. “So, Master Spike, share your secrets with me. Where do we start?”

 

The next few hours were spent in serious study as Andrew quickly learned that Master was actually a very accurate term for Spike. He seemed to have an uncanny knowledge of what to do and what to say to flick that switch in Andrew’s brain that screamed ‘fuck me now!’ If Andrew had enough confidence to go along with Spike’s thorough teaching, Xander would have the younger boy flat on his back screaming for God before he even realized Andrew had seduced him.

 

Spike hitched his legs up in an effort to quell his hard on. Talking about sex was one thing. He’d learned early on in unlife that talking the talk could be done without walking the walk. It was just words, and words had no power over him. Of course the slide show in his head starring Andrew’s naked (peach smelling-tight-lickable) body pressed under Xander’s larger (naked-what would he smell like-Andrew’s right, he has a fucking amazing arse-sweat sheened) body was playing havoc with Spike’s ability to concentrate.

 

And so Spike watched with a barely functional brain as Andrew sat, listening to him prattle on as though he thought Spike were the second coming of Christ. His brow was furrowed as he absorbed Spike’s words; he leaned forward to listen actively; he nodded in all the right places. At least, Spike thought they were all the right places. He had no bloody idea what the fuck he was talking about right around the time Andrew stuck his tongue between those sodding rosebud lips in concentration.

 

Dear Jesus, how the hell was he going to make it through tonight? If Andrew took his advice, he would have to spend the rest of the evening sequestered on the couch as the other two boys fucked like rabid bunnies in the other room. He didn’t trust himself out on the streets yet, not with his recent backslides into soulless behavior. And with his vamp senses, he was assured of the most sexually unfulfilled evening he’d spent since wanking over the slayer.

 

He really needed to find a hobby other than playing cupid for a bunch of bloody Slayerettes.

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Spike reached out and snagged Andrew’s elbow just as the younger man tensed to run. He quirked an eyebrow and smirked before knocking firmly on the door. Andrew bit back a whine as the door opened. Xander peered out and then grinned, stepping back to let them inside. “Hey, guys,” he waved them in. “I just got back from shopping!” He rubbed his hands together gleefully.

 

“I picked up some beer, oh, and some JD for you, Spike,” he smiled at the vamp as he shut the door. “I got some chips and dips, some Twinkies and ice cream, plenty of O neg…” he paused a moment. “Okay, that’s just disturbing. I just included your nasty blood in my list of nummy snacks.” He shuddered and turned towards the kitchen, continuing to rattle off the rest of his booty.

 

Spike felt a pang as he too realized that Xander had thought of Spike’s needs and supplied them as unconsciously as he had his own or Andrew’s. It was getting more difficult by the minute to remember that he was there strictly for the purpose of getting Andrew laid.

 

“I grabbed some movies too,” he looked over his shoulder with such an adorable caught-doing-something-naughty look that both Spike and Andrew sucked in audible breaths. Xander looked curiously between them, then shrugged and continued, “I picked up all five Star Wars movies and the newest Star Trek for Andrew, both Matrix movies and all three Terminator movies for Spike and mwaphss for me,” he finished with a huge smile and attempted to leave the room.

 

“Er, I don’t think we caught that last one, Xander,” Andrew pointed out helpfully. Xander winced.

 

“Jackass,” he said in a pained voice. “I picked up Jackass, The Movie.”

 

Spike smirked. “Really? I didn’t know you liked Jackass. You always bitched that it was ‘fucking ridiculous’ if I’m remembering correctly.”

 

Xander glared. “Shut up, Spike or I’ll make you smoke outside.”

 

Spike halted, mid sneer. “You were planning to let me smoke inside?” he asked in a strangely small voice.

 

Xander snorted. “Don’t let it go to your head, bleach boy. I just thought you couldn’t really enjoy a boys night out if you were constantly jumping up and down to have a smoke.”

 

Andrew’s face lit up. “That reminds me,” he chirped. He rummaged in the bag he’d brought with him from the Summers’ house and came up with a carton of Marlboro’s. “Here ya go,” he smiled. “I noticed you were getting low.” He set them on the end table and followed Xander through the door.

 

Spike sat down without another word. He watched Andrew helping Xander put the snacks away in the kitchen and wondered what it would be like to live in, rather than visit, a house where people worried about you, remembered your favorite things, tried to make you feel comfortable. He was still musing over what the hell was happening when he realized that Andrew was attempting to follow some of his advice.

 

“So, Xander, thanks for having us over,” Andrew began. “I sure was getting tired of all that girly crap.” Spike barely stopped his snort of laughter as Andrew took up Position #1--I’m a man, oh, yeah. “It’s tough being the only guy in a house full of menstu—er, pmsing women.” Slight slip up, quick catch…doing good Wells, Andrew coached himself slightly. Real men do not say menstruating; even though it is the correct terminology. Arh! He shook it off again.

 

Xander smiled and tossed him the Twinkie box. “Know what you mean, brother.” Andrew caught the box awkwardly, flailing slightly and blushing at the connotation of a box of twink-ies. “I spent many a year as the only form of testosterone in the room.”

 

Andrew carefully set the embarrassing box in the cupboard and moved to wash his hands. Xander looked at him strangely. “I’m just washing up,” Andrew smiled weakly. “You never know who has touched your groceries. It’s always a wise decision to wash your hands after handling something that dozens of unhealthy people have touched.” His eyes widened and he dropped the soap container as though it were a snake.

 

“Not that I actually do any of that,” he blustered, looking for a hand towel to dry his hands on. He flinched and manfully wiped his hands on his shirt. “Cause I like germs! Nasty germs…the worse they are, the better I always say.”

 

Xander smiled at him as though he were a slightly dangerous escaped mental patient. “Sure, yeah. Er, me too.” He turned to the fridge and went in search of a cold beer. Andrew’s smile dropped as soon as Xander’s back was turned and he clutched at his head in disgust. Get it together, Wells, you fruity nutcase! Nasty germs my ass! He flung his hands up, beseeching the Powers That Be and Spike choked back laughter till it hurt.

 

Xander turned back around to offer Andrew a beer just in time to see the other man jerk his hands down and smile innocently at him. He smiled back, wariness written in every line of his body. “Uh, here you go, Andrew. Nice cold brewski for you.” Andrew took it with a gracious smile. “You, er, want it in a glass?” Xander offered uncertainly.

 

Andrew’s eyes lit up briefly, then he tamped his interest down and adopted Position #2—I’m way too fucking cool for sissy things like drinking out of a glass. “No, that won’t be nece—er, I mean, hell, no! No glass for me.” Spike bent double over his arms and muffled his mouth with his duster sleeve. He had himself under control by the time the two men made their way out of the kitchen.

 

Xander tossed Spike a beer and nodded towards the TV. “Why don’t you pick out a movie while I call in the pizza?” he suggested. Spike inserted the DVD into the machine and then flopped back on the couch next to Andrew to wait for Xander to finish the order.

 

“I can’t do this, Spike,” the quiet whisper came. “I’m just awful at being manly.”

 

Spike grinned and patted Andrew on the knee. “You’re doing fine, Drew. Just ease up a bit. Xander likes you for you. Stop trying so hard to be someone else.”

 

Andrew looked at him skeptically. “Right. Xander likes me for me. Cause what isn’t there to like? I’m a failed supervillian, demon-summoning geek. I’ve never had a girlfriend, much less a boyfriend and I know exactly nothing about what Xander might find attractive in a man.” He dropped his head into his hands. “It’s hopeless.”

 

Spike tugged Andrew’s hands out from under his face. “Bullshit, Drew,” he stated shortly. “You have a lot to offer. You’re handsome, you like the same things as Xander in case you hadn’t noticed his movie selections, and most importantly…you like Xander just like he is.” Spike shuffled around on the couch uncomfortably. “He hasn’t had a lot of people in his life that have liked him for who he is. Most everyone he gets with wants to change him. S’nice to see him being chased by someone who won’t do that.”

 

Andrew narrowed his eyes and stared at Spike. “You seem very knowledgeable about Xander’s love life,” he pointed out. “Are you sure you wouldn’t rather be the one going after him? Cause I can back off,” he pointed out almost hopefully.

 

Spike shook his head fiercely. “Bloody hell, no!” he hissed. “I have no desire to bed the whelp.” Liar, his head told him. “My only thoughts right now are getting you two together.” And gnawing my gut out breaking you in and handing you over to someone else. “I’ll do anything I can to get to get you two together.” And oh, fucking Lord do I ever mean that literally.

 

Andrew smiled and gave Spike a quick hug…just as Xander hung up the phone and turned around. Xander looked like he was about to bolt. Spike pushed Andrew off of him and straightened his duster, pretending nothing happened. Andrew just blushed.

 

“So, er…pizza will be here in about 15 minutes. You want to start watching the movie?” Xander asked nervously.

 

“Yeah, sure. Sounds fine,” Spike drawled. Andrew nodded like a seizuring puppy and Xander sat down carefully.

 

Oh, yeah. Sounds just spiffy, Spike sighed.




Chapter Four



Xander stared at the TV, ‘watching the movie’ with abandon. Actually, he was watching his two guests out of the corner of his eye. Could they get any weirder? What the hell was wrong with them? Ever since he opened the door they’d both been wiggy as hell. Why were they doing all that gasping? And what was wrong with his offer to let Spike smoke in the house? He flushed a little.

 

Okay, Harris, even you have to admit that you hopped right over the bounds of vampire-hater extraordinaire with that one, he sighed slightly. He felt bad for the bleached menace. The poor guy got no peace, all those girls doing, er…girly things around the house all the time. Spike was busting his ass to fit in, to be useful. And did anyone appreciate it? Hell no! He got locked up in chains in the basement for his troubles and paraded out as the token vamp for patrol practice!

 

It wasn’t fair at all. Xander hated it. So, Xander decided to do something nice for the vamp, even if it was just letting him smoke inside so he could still feel a part of the group. Nothing wrong with host politeness. He shoved back the niggling voice that told him ‘bullshit it’s host politeness; you have a hard on for Bleachy’ and moved his thoughts elsewhere.

 

What the hell was up with Andrew and his goofy Grease impressions? He swore, sometimes he just didn’t understand that boy. He knew for a fact that Andrew was a flaming poof, to coin one of Spike’s turns of phrase. So why was he strutting around like some jerk jock? And what the hell was up with that ‘only sissy’s drink from glasses’ thing? He knew that Andrew hated drinking from bottles for the very reason Andrew had abortively tried to wash his hands: he hated germs. He’d made a point to soak a few of his glasses in bleach water before washing them this morning so that Andrew could have a perfectly sanitized drinking receptacle.

 

The former Troika was obsessed with germs. That was the only reason why the Summers’ household continued to be kept in such immaculate condition even with 30 girls living there. Andrew simply did not tolerate messiness. Xander thought it was sweet. He’d been ready to hand Andrew a clean dishtowel for his hands earlier when the boy decided to smear the water all over his tee. He could tell that, even now, Andrew wanted to sneak into the kitchen and sneakily clean his hands again. He kept shooting longing looks that direction.

 

Or was that in Spike’s direction? Speaking of which, what the hell were Spike and Andrew doing hugging each other on his sofa? He narrowed his eyes. And why the hell did he care? Sure Spike was…well, okay he was the corporeal form of sex: gorgeous, fit, sexy, and after watching the two men together…definitely bi. All the things a growing Xander was looking for. He sniggered. If only Willow had realized he’d meant what he’d said. He was done with women. No good came of the female sex and Xander in a relationship. He was moving on up, Wheezy.

 

Which left open the very scrumptious temptation of Andrew. The boy wasn’t as ‘doncha wanna fuck me?’ as Spike, but then no one was. However, he was Xander’s perfect match. He loved the same things Xander loved. He could hold an interesting conversation. He got all of Xander’s weird references. He was Xander’s yang. Or was it yin? Either way, he was all of those things and hot as hell as well.

 

Xander wondered, not for the first time, if Andrew and Warren had had a thing. He was pretty sure of it. He was also pretty sure that if they did, Warren had hurt the younger boy. Hurt him with his presence, his desertion, and his reappearance as the First. And Xander would have like to resurrect the idiot to kill him himself for that. He sighed.

 

But that was neither here nor there. It appeared that Andrew had found someone to cuddle him and that Spike had found someone to cuddle. Neither one needed Xander’s interference. He wondered if they picked up on Xander’s gay vibes and realized that the Harris house was an okay place to be together; that Xander wouldn’t kick them out or tell them they were disgusting if they just wanted some time to be together.

 

He hoped so. It was the next best thing after actually being with one of them. Another sigh. He wondered how soon he should disappear into his bedroom to give them some time alone.

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“Well, make a move numb nuts,” Spike slurred, waving his shot glass in the direction of the kitchen and Xander’s disappearing ass. Andrew shook his head vigorously.

 

“I can’t,” he stage whispered back. “I just don’t have the balls,” he added mournfully.

 

Spike sniggered and nearly spilled his glass. “From what I remember, pet, you have quite the pair.”

 

Andrew blushed, but grinned and smacked Spike gently on the knee. “Shuddup,” he giggled. “Sides, Xander’s been staring at you all night anyway.”

 

Spike blinked in comic amusement. “You’re out of your bloody mind, Drew,” he chuckled. “Xander Harris wouldn’t find me sexy if I stripped down to a leather thong and gave him a lap dance.” Spike continued to snigger to himself, not noticing Andrew’s eyes glaze over and the drool begin to collect at the corner of his mouth.

 

“Boy’d need way more than the…how many 6-packs of beer has he had? Anyway,” Spike shook his head to clear it a bit, “Point is, Harris would need to be a lot drunked…more drunker…have more to drunk...well bugger. I seem to have forgotten my native language!” He turned to Andrew. “I’m all tongue-tied mmrrpphh!”

 

He was cut off by 150 pounds of heated flesh slamming him into the back of the sofa and a very nimble tongue twining with his own. He tried to keep his purpose here tonight in mind. Truly, he did. He was here to get Xander and Andrew…oh, fuck I didn’t teach him that! Who taught him that? Can you do that to my dick next? Andrew swung his leg over Spike and eased down onto his lap.

 

Small, warm hands wriggled their way under Spike’s duster and onto his bare skin. He moaned in appreciation and lifted his own hands up to thread through Andrew’s gelled spikes. Andrew pulled away for a moment to look into Spike’s face and smiled at the expression of wanton lust he found. Thoroughly enjoying himself, he dove back down to the vampire’s neck and began to nibble.

 

Spike caught the whimper as it attempted to erupt from his lips and he tried to formulate a thought. “Drew,” he could barely recognize his own voice. “Drew, please. You have to…oh, fuck right there…No! I mean you have to stop now. Xander will be coming out in a minute and you won’t get very far with him if he sees you lick—yesyesyes…nonono! No licking. I mean it, Drew.”

 

Andrew ignored Spike’s plea. The swelling against his ass proved that the vampire was all talk. Anyway, between watching Xander look like a dark haired Adonis all night and watching Spike look like a…well, er…a light haired Adonis all night, he was as hard as a rock and slowly losing his mind.

 

“Eep!”

 

Andrew and Spike had the presence of mind to glance up at the sound of breaking glass. Xander stood, holding his hands as though he were still in possession of the plate lying broken at his feet. Andrew took in the horrified expression, the shaking hands and the frozen body and sighed. He pulled his leg off of Spike and flung himself down on the couch next to the vampire.

 

Well, that was that, he mourned. If seeing Spike spread out with another man sitting on his lap, blue eyes heavy with desire and mouth gasping in lust weren’t enough to turn Xander on, obviously Spike was wrong. Xander was as straight as an arrow.

 

Spike sat up quickly and attempted to salvage the situation. “It’s not what it looks like, Harris.” Andrew cracked open a disgusted eye. Not what it looks like? Well, what the hell else could it be? What? Spike had something in his eye?

 

“I, er…I had something in my eye, and Drew was just getting it for me.”

 

Oh dear fucking Lord, Andrew snorted.

 

“Right,” Xander replied, not sounding at all convinced. “It—it’s okay, you know. That you two are together,” Xander tried to sound reassuring. Although how reassuring he sounded was hinging on how fast he could clear the room before they noticed his hard on. “I’m glad that you feel comfortable enough here to do…er, that.” He smiled and began backing away. “I’ll just leave then?”

 

Spike growled and came up to his knees in a single movement. “What? Drew and I?”

 

Xander waved a hand, careful to do so well above his waistband. “Like I said, I’m supporto guy. Go to it. Get it on. Whatever you need to do. I’ll just be in my room…er, not disturbing you.”

 

“No,” Spike growled. “You won’t be. I didn’t come here tonight to get Drew in the sack. I came here to get Drew and you in the sack with each other.”

 

Xander stopped dead in the middle of the floor. Andrew moaned in quiet humiliation and flung his arm over his eyes. “You did what?”

 

Spike leered at him, and Xander felt his cock twitch in response. “So, the question that should be asked here is, why don’t you take the pet in the other room and shag him senseless while I finish watching this movie?”

 

“I-I, but I…but you two…and he,” Xander seemed to have lost control of his speech. He just shook his head in bewilderment.

 

Spike flung his hands up into the air. “Bloody hell, Harris! I know you want him. I’ve smelled it all night. Just shag him already!” Andrew moaned again and threw up his other arm to cover his face.

 

“I-I couldn’t,” Xander stuttered.


Spike growled. “Fine. Pass it up. Bloody well idiotic if you ask me. Boy’s been pining after you for weeks and finally decides to do something about it and all you can say is…’oh, my!’” his voice rose into a falsetto. “’Oh, I just couldn’t’.” Another snort and he jerked his duster from his body. “Well, if you aren’t going to do anything about it, then I sure as hell am.”

 

Another growl and he jerked Andrew’s shirt open, sending buttons flying everywhere and dragging a startled meep from the younger man. “Between the pheromones you two have had floating around all evening, and fucking well going down on the lad earlier, I’m about ready to explode. You don’t wanna fuck him? Then you can watch me fuck him.”

 

Spike dropped down over Andrew’s chest and captured an enticing nipple between his teeth. The boy whimpered and arched his back into Spike’s mouth. Xander stared, floored by such an abundance of lustful emotion from the boy Xander had seen as just plain mousy. Spike truly must be a fucking Sex God. As the wild thought raced through Xander’s head, he fought off hysterical giggles.

 

Spike…the vampire was fucking Andrew…the mouse on the couch of Xander…the getting really horny and hey, no fair! This was his goddamn house. And Spike did ask him to join. And, er…well, and Andrew had apparently come to fuck him in the first place. He wanted to slap his hand against his forehead. Great, Xander babble disrupts the sex fest in my living room.

 

He unconsciously moved closer, needing to see what Spike’s teeth looked like closing over Andrew’s nipple; needing to see the slick, wet line where Spike’s tongue dragged over Andrew’s flushed pink skin. He didn’t even notice when he knelt, ass on heels, and whimpered in his loneliness.

 

Spike, however, heard him quite well. He lifted his head from his adamant perusal of Andrew’s belly button and eyed the nearly panting Xander. He smiled and continued to rub Andrew’s sides, keeping contact with him.

 

“I-is his skin as soft as it looks?” Xander whispered hesitantly.

 

Spike’s smile turned into a grin. He held out his hand to Xander. After a moment of pained hesitation, Xander took it. He allowed Spike to pull him up to the edge of the couch and he scrunched as close as possible. Spike tugged his hand over Andrew’s stomach and gently set it down on the surprisingly washboard surface. Xander let his hand stay motionless for a long moment, then slightly twitched the ends of his fingers.

 

Andrew thrust up into his touch and Xander’s eyes darted up to meet lust filled blue ones. “Y-you like that?” he asked shakily. Andrew nodded fiercely and so Xander moved his hand in ever growing circles, careful not to venture past nipple or below waistband. Andrew closed his eyes again and reveled in the feeling of Xander’s big, comforting hands cupping his tummy.

 

Spike continued to watch, an indescribable glint in his eye. Xander turned his head to the blonde vamp. “A-are you as soft as he is?” he asked, marveling at his own audacity. Spike’s eye twitched and he sucked in a tiny breath.

 

“Dunno, pet. You could either ask Andrew there…or you could find out for yourself.” The dare was obvious in his eyes, just a few shades lighter than Andrew’s. Xander hesitated, darting his glance from Spike to Andrew and back again.

 

Andrew solved his problem for him. “Touch him, Xan,” he whispered. “He’s like cool silk over hard iron.” Spike’s gaze heated to molten as he exchanged glances with the youngest of the trio.

 

Xander reached out with his other hand, ignoring the tremble in it, and let it hover over Spike’s shirt. Knowing that Xander wasn’t quite ready for undressing another man, he yanked his shirt off over his head and locked his eyes on Xander’s face. Xander took the offered opportunity. He settled his hand against Spike’s chest, right between his nipples, and stroked softly.

 

It felt like a brand on Spike’s cooler skin and he heaved a pleasured sigh. He watched Xander through heavily lidded eyes as the boy stroked first Andrew, then Spike. The light feathery movements of his hands were driving Spike crazy and he could tell from Andrew’s continuous bucking up into Xander’s hand that the other man was being sorely tested as well.

 

Eventually, Xander’s hands stilled. He looked straight ahead at the back of the sofa and ducked his head. “Um…so, is kissing guys the same as kissing girls?” he questioned almost below the range of normal hearing. Good thing for Spike that normal wasn’t even in his vocabulary. He leaned forward and invaded Xander’s space.

 

“You tell me,” he whispered onto Xander’s lips just before claiming possession of them. Xander felt his insides turn to mush. Kissing Anya hadn’t been like this. Kissing was a by-product of sex; what you did just before interlocking body parts. Not to mention that you got sticky, waxy lipstick all over and it tasted like crap. This? This was as close to kissing as a popsicle was to a Baskin and Robbins trip.

 

Spike’s lips teased and coaxed Xander into responding. His tongue flicked out against Xander’s bottom lip, demanding entrance. When granted, it dove inside Xander’s mouth and mapped out its territory. The taste of whisky and salt mixed with a hint of smoke and curled around a tangy, spicy flavor that Xander somehow knew was Spike alone.

 

He moaned deep in his throat and tilted his head to allow Spike more access. Instead, Spike pulled away, nearly reducing Xander to tears. The vampire grinned at him. “So, love. Do I kiss like a girl?”

 

Xander shook his head dazedly. “Hell no,” he panted. Spike waited until Xander had caught his breath before kissing him slightly on the nose. Xander blushed, but didn’t look away from Spike’s face this time. “Boys kiss much nicer,” he added.

 

Spike smiled seductively. “Yes, they do, luv. Why don’t you kiss our little Drew now? See if you like him any better.”

 

Xander glanced down at Andrew, watching him with hooded eyes that darkened with desire. Andrew held his hands out to Xander and the brunette fell against him bonelessly. Andrew’s lips were soft and delicate where Spike’s were firm. Spike was masterful, but Andrew just nuzzled the corners of Xander’s mouth, driving him nuts with tiny kisses and nibbles.

 

Xander pressed his lips to Andrew’s forcefully, crushing the pretty pink into a deeper red. Andrew just moaned and opened up underneath his assault. Xander took another page from Spike’s book and traced Andrew’s lips with his tongue. They too fell open at Xander’s bequest and the dark-haired boy dove in to plunder the sweetness.

 

Andrew tasted of salt as well, but also of the beer that he and Xander had been drinking. A hint of sweetness...Twinkie? And something else…what the hell? He couldn’t put his finger on it, but it was the most intoxicatingly sweet thing he’d ever tasted. Irritated, he pulled up and away from the younger man staring down at him and looking for an answer.

 

“What the hell is that taste?” he whispered. “I can’t—“

 

“Peaches,” Spike supplied with a grin. “It’s peaches.”

 

Xander looked pole axed. Spike was right. It was indeed peaches. And looking down at the flushed and sexy Andrew, his skin looked like peaches too. Xander couldn’t resist the comparison and leaned down to Andrew’s neck. He sank his teeth in gently, once again tasting the faint hint of peaches. Andrew yowled and bowed upwards.

 

When Xander moved away, Spike looked at him knowingly. “So, what’d you think?”

 

Xander looked back down at Andrew. “It’s amazing,” he breathed. “You, you’re like…fuck, like a steamroller. You just take what you want and by the time you’re done getting it, the other person is begging for it.” Spike grinned and looked pleased. “And him,” Xander looked down at Andrew, “He’s just…whoa. Pliant, soft, sweet…kissing him is like a drug that you don’t want to give up.”

 

“So, don’t,” Andrew said huskily.

 

Xander shied away again, pulling back to sit on his heels again. “I-I just don’t know,” he whispered.

 

Spike pounced on Andrew, tugging his shirt off, unbuttoning his jeans and yanking off his shoes. When Andrew was nude, Spike looked pointedly at the bulge in Xander’s jeans. “Don’t you?”

 

Xander moaned again and gave in. He leaned forward and took possession of Andrew’s lips again. He heard the rustle of clothing behind him and knew that Spike was now undressed as well. What startled him were the cool hands on his own clothes, helping him to remove them without breaking contact with Andrew’s sweet lips. As the last piece of clothing came off, Andrew pulled his head back.

 

Smiling, he reached down and wrapped a small hand around Xander’s raging hard on. The room went dark and all feeling in his body came down to that soft hand encircling his hardened flesh. “Look at him, luv,” Spike whispered in his ear. Xander shook off the darkness and gazed down at Andrew. “Isn’t he gorgeous? Seeing him all spread out like that, waiting for you…wanting you, doesn’t it make you want to fuck him until he screams?”

 

Xander shuddered and leaned back into the supporting vampire; the vampire who slipped a small tube into his hand. Xander looked down to find a tube of lube, opened and ready to be used. Shakily, he squeezed a bit out onto his fingers and reached down to the cleft of Andrew’s ass. He paused, suddenly terrified. “A-are you sure you want this, Andrew?” he asked.

 

Andrew nodded. Then shook his head. Then nodded again. “Jesus, Xan,” Andrew moaned in reply, “I don’t know. I’ve never done this before. I want to, but I’m scared.” Xander smiled. Somehow, Andrew’s fear calmed his own and all he wanted to do was comfort the younger man.

 

“I’d never hurt you, Andrew,” he whispered. “I hope you know that. If I scare you, or do something that you don’t want, just tell me. I promise I’ll stop.”

 

Andrew nodded and smiled. “I know. I trust you.” Xander eased his hand down and slipped a finger against Andrew’s hole. The boy twitched, but lay still. Carefully, Xander inserted the finger, marveling at the tightness and warmth. He stared in amazement at the myriad of expressions on Andrew’s face: awe, pain, pleasure.

 

Spike whispered words of encouragement into Xander’s ear, telling him how to touch Andrew to make him feel good. “Drew?” he asked softly, “How you doing, luv? It feel okay?”

 

Andrew laughed a bit hysterically and nodded. “I never imagined…Christ it feels amazing!”

 

“See, luv?” Spike whispered to Xander. “He loves it. You’re doing fine. Doesn’t it feel so fucking hot?” Xander nodded helplessly. “Just imagine…if it feels that good on your fingers, what it will feel like around your cock.”

 

Xander whimpered and Andrew thrust up at Spike’s words, making the vamp smile fondly at his two students. He reached around Xander’s hip and grasped his cock. Xander gasped as Spike manhandled his flesh to Andrew’s hole and tugged away his fingers. He placed the head of Xander’s cock against the opening and gently shoved Xander from behind with his own hips.

 

Xander sunk into the slickened, warmed channel and twin screams of pleasure rocked the walls of the living room. Xander couldn’t pull out to thrust, Andrew was gripping him so tightly. So, he settled for rocking his hips back and forth. As he did, he hit Andrew’s prostate and stared in shock and wonder as Andrew screamed again and cum shot out of his cock in ropy ribbons.

 

Andrew lay gasping, holding Xander still until the aftershocks wore down. Spike leaned forward and licked at the creamy puddle on Andrew’s stomach. “Ain’t the prostate a wonderful thing, luv?” he grinned.

 

Andrew sighed. “I’m sorry, Xan, Spike. I came too fast. I couldn’t help it.”

 

Spike pshawed him. “It’s not over by a long shot, Drew. Since when does a red blooded American male only come once a night?” On that cue, Xander began to rock again and, like magic, Andrew’s flagging erection began stiffening again. Xander made sure to hit ‘that spot’ with every thrust and watched happily as Andrew became quickly incoherent again.

 

He craned his neck to look at Spike. “Could you…I mean would you…” he faltered to a stop.

 

Spike grinned wickedly at him. “Could I would I what, luv?”

 

“Fuck me?” Xander whispered. Spike groaned and leaned forward to own Xander’s mouth again. As his lips and tongue made short work of Xander’s brain, Spike snagged the tube of lube off of the cushion and slicked up his own fingers. He prodded gently at Xander’s hole for a moment, then slipped a couple of fingers in, curling them upwards immediately.

 

Xander yelped and slammed forward, causing Andrew to scream and thrash wildly under him. After a moment, Spike positioned his own cock against Xander and pushed gently. Xander froze and began breathing so hard that Spike began to worry about hyperventilation. Then, he nodded determinedly. “Fuck me, Spike.”

 

And Spike began to thrust. As he shoved inside Xander’s heat, Xander was thrust into Andrew. Their voices began to harmonize in whimpers and moans and Xander lay forward onto Andrew’s chest, burying his face in Andrew’s neck. Andrew’s cock was now trapped between the two friction-causing bodies and it slid through the cum from his first orgasm.

 

The slightly tickly hairs on Xander’s stomach caused his own stomach to quiver and he looked up, over Xander’s head to catch Spike’s yellowed eyes. With a wicked grin, he wormed his hand between his own body and Xander’s and scooped a bit of cum up. Eyes still locked on Spike, he snaked his hand around and, by stretching, could just barely insert his finger between Spike’s thrusting ass cheeks.

 

Spike’s eyes widened as Andrew brushed against his hole and then rolled up in his head as Andrew thrust suddenly, encasing his finger in Spike’s cool body. Spike’s moan grew in strength until it was nearly a howl and he began shuddering, his climax overtaking him.

 

He slammed his quivering hips into Xander, brutally ramming the head of his cock into Xander’s prostate until Xander, too, began to shake. As the tremors ceased in Spike, they took up in Xander and he slammed into the heat wrapped around his own cock. Between the look on Spike’s face, the vigorous thrusts against his own sweet spot and the feeling of Xander’s hard muscles rubbing against his cock, Andrew gave up on the whole idea of maintaining eye contact.

 

He squeezed his eyes shut as his second orgasm of the evening rocked through his body, ending the quivering where it had begun. They held their poses for long moments, too exhausted to move. Then Spike pulled slowly out of Xander and went in search of a washcloth. When he returned, Xander had pulled out and lay cuddling Andrew in the crook of his arms.

 

Spike knelt before them with a smile and gently wiped away the evidence of their passion. “So,” he said softly, throwing the cloth onto the coffee table, “You boys ready to discover new worlds in the bedroom, or would you just like to explore a few more movies?”

 

Xander snorted at the unlikeliness of that particular option, and Andrew just giggled. “Fuck the movies,” they said in unison.

 

Spike wiggled his eyebrows. “How about I just fuck the both of you?”

 

With matching grins, Xander and Andrew bounced from the couch and into Spike’s arms. Xander nodded seriously. “That sounds like a perfect idea. I’m pretty sure that’s why we made you in charge of the away missions.”

 

Spike rolled his eyes affectionately and tugged both of them into the bedroom. As the door shut, Andrew giggled again and one word floated back through the living room…

 

“Engage!”





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