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The Bored Xander Trilogy
Look at him,
sitting there, reading. What
could be so interesting about the newspaper anyway?
Xander rolled over, lying
on his back on the small couch. How long does it
take to read a paper? He
took a look at his watch. God, it’s only been 15
“Then see what’s on
the telly. Your
cartoon shows come on today don’t they?”
Rolling back onto
his stomach, Xander shot
chocolate puppy eyes at Spike. “But I’m tired of
watching tv, and reading.
That’s all we ever do.”
Spike threw his head
back, looking at the
ceiling and pinching the bridge of his nose. He let
out a deep, exaggerated sigh
before looking back to his paper. “Pet, what would you
like to do. This is
Sunnyhell, not a lot of options open to us, now is
there? And don’t give me
that look, you know it never works on me.”
Xander pouted. “But
Spike jumped up out
of his chair, grabbing his
duster. “Come on, then Pet. Let’s us get out of
“Where are we
“Being picky now,
are we? Thought you were
“I am, I sooo
“Then stop whining
and come on.”
Xander climbed off
the couch and grabbed his
coat off the rack. “I do not whine! But you know
“You’re pushing it
Xander giggled, but
quickly choked it off as
Spike pinched his butt. “OOOO Spike! We’re in the
hall, we can’t play
Spike let out a loud
sigh, but followed Xander
down the hall. “Pet, how ‘bout we go do a night on the
“What do we do on
“Well, let’s see. We
can terrorize the
locals, kill a few peasants, or we could raise a big,
giant demon and watch it
do the dirty work.”
“Umm… or let’s not,
and say we did.”
Spike paused for a
moment while he pretended
to think it over. He loved seeing Xander squirm,
waiting for him to make come up
with something. //He looks so sexy when he’s
“Or, we could go
have sex in the park.”
“Really?” At Spike’s
nod, Xander giggled
again. “Okay, but after we do something fun
“Oi, Whelp!! I have
feelings, ya know.”
“I didn’t mean it
that way, Spikey. You
know I love when you… do that thing you do.”
Spike’s feigned look
of annoyance turned
into a leer at Xander’s blush. “And what thing would
that be, luv?”
“No, Pet, I don’t
know what you’re
talking about. Gonna have to tell me what you want if
you want me to do it.”
“Spike, you know
what thing. The thing…
with your tongue…and my… you know….”
“When you lick
could barely whisper the words, he was so embarrassed.
“I like when you lick
me, and touch me. And when we have sex, it’s like the
world is bright
“Not too bright, I
hope. Vampire here.
Bright and vamps usually leads to vacuuming.”
“Not that kind of
bright. You know what I
mean.” Xander wound his arms around Spike’s neck,
rubbing his nose into the
exposed skin. “I think I love you, Spike.”
Spike tensed up, not
sure he’d heard right.
“What was that, Pet?”
Xander pulled back,
looking into Spike’s
eyes. “I said, I think I love you.” Seeing the blonde
straining not to pull
away from him. “You know, forget that. Let’s just go
have some fun.”
“No. Let’s not
forget that. I love you
too, Xander.” Spike bent his head down, brushing his
lips lightly over
Xander’s. Running his fingers into the shorter man’s
hair, Spike pulled his
face closer. Licking his tongue across Xander’s lips,
the vampire pried open
the younger man’s mouth. Deepening the kiss Spike
breathed in Xander’s
scent, letting the brunette’s arousal wash over him.
“What say we skip
the outing and just go to
the park?” Spike pulled back looking into Xander’s
“Uh huh.” Xander
Xander’s hand, pulling him up
the street. They entered the park, the vampire
searching the shadows to make
sure they’re alone. Reaching the farthest and darkest
corner of the park,
Spike pushed Xander up against a tree, once again
pressing his and the other
man’s lips together.
Xander pulled the
duster from Spikes
shoulders, tossing it on the ground. Running his hands
down the vampire’s
back, he cupped Spike’s ass, squeezing and grinding
their hips together.
“Mmm, Whelp. Like
that, I do.”
there’s more too.”
Xander pushed the
blonde back and turned him
around, pressing him back against the tree. Teasing
Spike’s lips with his
tongue, he pulled the black t-shirt up, exposing the
vampire’s pale chest.
“Ooo, Spikey got a new piercing!”
“Yeah, wondered when
you’d notice that.”
Xander quickly moved
down Spike’s chest,
using his tongue to make teasing circles around the
vampire’s nipples. On his
knees, Xander hooked his thumbs into Spike’s jeans
before tracing the outline
of the new ring the blonde vampire was sporting in his
navel. Spike grabbed the
brunette’s head, pressing down. “Lower, Pet.”
Xander slid his
hands around to the front of
the jeans, popping open the button. Using his tongue
he worked the zipper down,
freeing Spike’s erection. Xander pulled back, blowing
warm breathes on the
“Pet. Mmm, Pet,
that’s niiiiiice. Ungh,
Pet, put it in your mouth.”
sticking out his tongue to
collect the pearly drop at the tip of Spike’s cock.
“Yummy, better than
“Better damn well
believe it, Whelp. Now be
a good lad, stop teasing.”
Looking up, the
brunette pouted a little
before leaning forward to swallow the vampire’s
length. Working his head up
and down, whipping his tongue back and forth, Xander
started up a humming at the
back of his throat.
“Oi, Pet. Do that
some more.” Spike
tightened his grip on Xander’s head, thrusting his
hips, using the force he
knew the other man loved.
Responding to the
forceful thrusts, Xander
increased his suction. Pushing his hands into the back
of the blonde vampire’s
jeans he squeezed Spike’s asscheeks, running a finger
down the crease. Taking
one hand out, he stuck a finger in his mouth alongside
the thick, pale cock,
using the saliva to coat his finger as he flicked a
nail across the cockhead. He
quickly returned his hand to its previous position,
running his finger along the
crease more before thrusting into the tight hole.
Spike thrust once
more, burying himself in
Xander’s mouth. Moaning out, he shot his cum down the
“Oh. My. God.
Xander, that was wonderful.”
Spike whispered out the words, leaning back against
the tree, eyes closed in
pleasure. After a few unneeded breathes he opened his
eyes, looking down to see
Xander smiling up at him, still licking his lips.
“Huh? What do ya
mean? My birthday isn’t
until… Now now, Pet. You almost made me tell.”
“Aww, come on Spike!
It’s only fair, you
know when mine is.” Xander stood, tucking Spike’s
spent cock back into his
jeans and zipping him up.
“That’s only cause
you told me, doesn’t
mean I have to tell you mine.”
Xander started the
whining he was famous for as they started back out of
“No whining, Pet.
Won’t do any good.”
Spike went ahead of Xander a little to check the
shadows more, making sure no
one was around to hear.
“And don’t give me
that look, you know it
never works on me.”
"Spiiiike." Xander sat on the bed, whining into the vampire's ear.
Spike's head poked out from beneath a feathered pillow. "What is it now? Don't tell me you're bored again."
"Okay, then I'm not bored. I just extremely don't have anything interesting to do."
"Ha ha, pet. Very funny."
"I can't help it, Spike. There's nothing to do. The TV's broken, there's no work today, and we're out of chocolate."
Spike gave a mock shudder. "We have to call the Slayer, pet. Being out of chocolate is right up there with demon's takin over the earth."
Xander turned on Spike, a serious look on his face. "Ya know, I wonder what theories Giles might have on that. But that's for another time. Spiiiiike, why are you just laying there? I'm bored."
"Well, the sun's out, so no walks in the park that end in sex. What else ya got in mind?"
"Can we skip the park?"
"We could. We could definitely do that." Spike pushed himself up with one arm, using the other to hook Xander around the neck and bring him down onto the bed. "This what you had in mind?"
"Kinda, but it involved less clothes."
"I'm not wearing any clothes, pet."
"Yeah, but there's a sheet."
“Oh, best see to that, then.”
Xander reached out for the sheet, but Spike took hold of his hands. “Uh uh, pet. Hands stay on me.”
“How am I…”
“Where there’s a will, there’s a way.”
Xander paused for a moment, thinking. Then, as if a light went on in his head, he smirked. Reaching out, he placed his hands on each of Spike’s shoulders. He pushed, not really applying much pressure, but the vampire didn’t budge. Seeing he was going to have to work at it, Xander set his hands in better position and pushed again, using more force. Spike started rolling over onto his back, smiling all the time.
Xander threw one naked leg over Spike’s thigh, straddling the vampire. Then with hands still pressed to the cool flesh, the human pushed himself up onto his toes and palms. Digging his toes into the sheet, he slowly walked the sheet down Spike’s body, reveling in every inch of exposed skin.
“Mmm, pet. Knew there was a reason we got the silk sheets.”
“Oh yeah, Spikey. Silk and a vamp blanket, the two best air conditioners money can buy.”
With the sheet now puddled at their feet, Spike took Xander’s hands in his once again. Pulling the human up against his body, the vampire sat up. “But it’s winter, pet. Let’s see about warming that delicious, blood-filled thermos of mine, heh?”
“Mmm, yeah. It is getting a little warm in here. Aiiee….” Xander let out a little squeal as he was turned over face down on the bed.
“Oi, that didn’t sound good at all. Let’s get a better sound than that.”
Spike sat on Xander’s ass, matching his cheeks with the human’s. Leaning down, he trailed his tongue over the sensitive flesh around the back of Xander’s ear. Satisfied by the light moan the move elicited, the vampire worked his tongue to the back of Xander’s neck and started his way down the human’s spine.
“Mmm, Spike. More. Please?”
“I do like the way you beg, pet. Makes me all gooey inside.”
“Mmm, gooey. I like that. Be gooey, Spike.”
“Yes, sir.” Spike laughed quietly.
Sliding his hands under his mate’s chest, Spike found two hard nipples. Mmm, toys. I like toys. Twisting the nipples gently, the vampire gasp as Xander’s hips bucked beneath him, knocking him back onto the human’s lower thighs.
“Um, Spike?” Xander could barely force the words out of his throat, thoroughly embarrassed by what he was going to ask.
“Yeah, pet?” “Could you do that thing?”
“What thing would that be, luv?” Spike grinned as he kissed the base of Xander’s spine. He loved when his mate got embarrassed, even his asscheeks blushed. It was just down-right cute, it was.
“You know, the thiiing.” Xander emphasized the last word, hoping to not have to say it out loud.
“Gonna have to be a bit more specific, luv. I do lots of things.”
“Yeah, I know.” Xander smiled at the thoughts coursing through his head, then shaking said head, he looked around to meet the grinning vampire’s eyes. “You, know the thing. The thing with your tongue?”
“Oh you mean this?” Spike pulled his hands from beneath the warm body and spread Xander’s asscheeks apart. Gently, he ran his tongue down the crack, twirling the little hairs he found along the way.
“Guuhheah, that thing. OOO more, please?”
Licking his lips, Spike looked up to his mate’s face. “Whatever you say, luv.” Then sliding his body down one of the human’s supple, tanned legs, Spike began grinding his hard cock into a warm calf. Then, giving his undivided attention to Xander’s ass, Spike buried his face in the warmth. Nearly biting his own tongue in half as Xander bucked his hips again when his tongue flicked across the human’s exposed hole, Spike growled deeply.
“Oh, my GOD! Spike, do that again.” Xander reached his hands back, grabbing the vampire’s head and pressing him closer. Spike growled again, and again, sending the human into orbit. Feeling the muscles in Xander’s hole contract, Spike hardened his tongue and plunged it in, twisting in and out like a corkscrew.
Spike shot his tongue in straight, then curled the end slightly before bringing it out. He imagined he was giving his mate the fuck of a lifetime, and judging by Xander’s reaction, he might not be wrong. Shifting quickly into gameface, Spike used the added length to his tongue to hit even deeper depths, all the while making low nummy sounds in the back of his throat.
When he had his tongue in as far as it could go, Spike reached between his mates legs to wrap the silken erection in an iron grip. Back and forth, he stroked Xander’s cock, matching the rhythm he had set with his tongue.
No longer needing to hold Xander’s asscheeks apart, Spike used his free hand to reach up under the human’s chest once more. Seeking out, and finding a rigid nipple, Spike gave one quick, painful twist.
Xander’s entire body froze, his muscled tensed up. Then as if by magic he slumped back down onto Spike’s hands, letting out an ecstatic moan as he shot his cum into the vampire’s hand.
Spike turned Xander onto his back, licking his way up his mate’s body. When he reached the human’s neck, he nuzzled a moment before proceeding on to lick at the entrance to his favorite part of his nummy mate’s body. Xander opened his lips, taking Spike’s tongue into his mouth. And with it, he shared his load with his vampire, both tasting the human’s cum, passing it back and forth, moaning and gasping for breath.
“That was incredible Spike.”
“Who said we’re done, pet?”
“Not finished yet? But I thought you had already…”
“Nope, saved it. Now I get to show you why they call me Spike.”
Xander grabbed Spike's head between his hands, pushing up until their eyes met. "I thought you were called Spike because you had an unnatural love for railroad spikes."