The Storyline Continued...
One of the mean beauties of this story(yet to be named) is that through out the plot, characters appear that are so realistic in their stupidity that one cannot help but feel sympathy for Dave.
Cabbie-An Indian Cab driver(of course) who gives Dave a hard time in the cab ride to the airport. Dave destroys the sanctity of the cabbie's head wrap and all hell is unleashed.
Elaine-A dimwitted airport ticket clerk who manages to destroy Dave's hopes of finding Miranda quickly. She is completely confused in her own love life and un-able to assist anyone else on a daily basis until Dave, unknowingly, shows her the path to emotional righteousness.
Tony-A very large VERY Italian mafioso. He befriends Dave on the flight and together they bring Dave that much closer to being re-united with his love.
While these people may seem very vague by the description that I have given. They are elaborately concocted within my mind to be specifically difficult with Dave and his problems. I find that some of them represent actual demographics. The cab driver-90% of all cab drivers in New York City are not from America. I think that is enough said on that one already. Elaine-The airport is full of complete morons. I have been to so many different ones and it seems like they have all inbred to form one inferior race of people that will lose your baggage or make you wait in a line that you don't need to. Tony-Well, I don't know. I just thought the story could use a little bit of the Italiano.
I hate having to do this, because I feel like I'm giving you a summary of it and you are missing out on the details that make it as good as it is. Perhaps if someone can think of some sappy title, I'll be able to publish it and then you can all read it.