Lucius's Little Truths
1. Be more afraid of an army of sheep led by a wolf than an army of wolves led by a sheep.
2. Life is not fair. That doesnít mean you canít win.
3. A good leader must be two men:
To those he commands he must be a saint.
To his enemies, he must be a devil.
The reverse is also true.
4. The only box that can hold a secret is a coffin.
5. The one who speaks with anger makes his anger heard, but his words forgotten.
6. Let fools read what fools write.
7. The more you question oneís loyalty, the less you deserve it.
8. Need to defeat Beljeferon?
Convince him a battle will ruffle his feathers.
9. Need to defeat Unicorn?
Trip her when she charges.
10. Need to defeat Creperum?
Tell her the truth. Sheíll never believe you.
11. Fools forget. Make certain you do not.
#12. Always be ready to wait
#13. Enemies you threaten make armies.
Enemies you destroy make graves.
#14. Everyone lies. Even me.
#15. A man will feel obliged for everything you give him.
He will also feel obliged for all that you have not taken.
#16. Enemies you make are enemies you keep.
#17. No enemy is beneath notice.
#18. Pity is not a virtue.
#19. Honor is like spread blood; it grows cold and stale after a while.
#20. A death blow is a life blow to some.
#21. Men are like trees,
They die from the top.
#22. Capadocious and porcelain have one thing in common.
Drop either of them, and the entire world hears it.
#23. Little Truth #14 was a lie.
#24. Do not fear a man who hates you openly,
for that is all he is capable of doing.
#25. A lord who is cruel but just is always admired.
#26. The tongue is sharper than the stake and twice as deadly.
#27. The answer to life isÖ well, hell if I know.
#28. There is a fine line between inspired evil and depravity.
Let me draw it for you.
#29. If I try to be like him, who will be like me?
#30. You always wanted to be somebody;
you should have been more specific.
#31. Arguing with Unicorn is like mud wrestling with a pig.
Pretty soon, you realize that the pig actually likes it.
#32. Winning isnít everything; itís the only thing.
#33. Knowledge helps you make a living;
wisdom helps you make a life.
#34. Great gods cannot ride little horses.
#35. The famous man who is proud of his celebrity is like
the condemned man who is proud of his large cell.
#36. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
#37. Do not take life too seriously. Youíll never get out alive.
#38. ĎWhat the hellí is always the right decision.
#39. If you lost your left arm, your right arm would be left.
#40. We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm.
#41. A change of worldview can change the world viewed.
#42. The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
#43. When the only tool you have is a hammer; everything begins to look like a nail.
#44. The shortest answer is doing.
#45. Silence is the essential condition of happiness.
#46. If you tell people the truth, make them laugh or they'll kill you.
#47. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
#48. It doesn't matter if I'm paranoid - they're still after me.
#49. Death is only a state of mind.
Only it doesn't leave you much time to think about anything else.
#50. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
#51. The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
#52. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
#53. Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting
#54. Solitude is fine, but you need someone to tell you that solitude is fine
#55. The Truth can be made up if you know how.
#56. Use the tools of evil for too long , and you too will become evil
#57. Other people's opinion of you does not have to become your reality.
#58. Be incomprehensible. If they can't understand, they can't disagree.
#59. Walks are good. Especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
#60. Tyranny is always better organized than freedom.
#61. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
#62. Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.
#63. If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
#64. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.
#65. You can't kill time without injuring eternity.
#66. Three can keep a secret... if two are dead.
#67. Quitters never win, and winners never quit, but those who never quit AND never win are idiots.
#68. Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes.
There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.
#69. Asking Capadocious what he thinks about Dirktou is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
#70. It does not matter if you fall down, as long as you pick something up from the floor when you get up.
#71. A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
#72. Cerridwen occasionally stumbles over the truth, but she always pick herself up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
#73. It's not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
#74. Murder is not some kind of excitement, but concentration on our usual everyday routine.
#75. None preaches better than the ant, and she says nothing.
I shall be this ant.
#76. When you can laugh at yourself, there is enlightenment.
#77. From a certain point onward there is no longer any turning back.
That is the point that must be reached.
#78. Never play leapfrog with Unicorn.
#79. Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.
#80. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
#80. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
#81. Fight Crime: Shoot back.
#82. In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities.
In the expert's mind there are few.
#83. Blood wouldn't be so important if everybody didn't want some.
#84. A city of anarchy is a city of promise.
#85. Staring into the Shadow Court is like staring into an eclipse.
It's brilliant and you don't realize the damage until itís too late.