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July 15, 2003


Interview With a... Rock

written by, PersonMan

Today I had the rare opportunity to get an exclusive interview with Pandemona's Rock, Alice. So, without further adieu, the interview:

Person: what.... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Alice: er.... dude. i am a rock. i have NO freaking idea
Person: aha, I see, well then, what .... is your name?
Alice: Alice.
Person: hmm... k... then... what .... is your quest?
Alice: To annoy Pan and all her friends until they die.
Person: interesting... well then what .... is your favorite color?
Alice: Black.
Person: then you may pass... I mean... wait, more questions, right?

After that last question the rock proceeded to become angry, so I poked it a few times until Pan took it away, which leaves us all to wonder... What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Regardless of whether it's an African or a European swallow, should us immortals be tormented by being forced to live without the answer to this vastly important question?


RavenBlack Chronicles!

written by, PersonMan

Having just realized that I pretty much have full control over the paper for the time being, and drunk on my own deluded sense of power, I thought I'd plug my beautiful Kiry's Site before I add it to the list of advertisements down thataway ▼
Full of glorious, compelling writing on the history of contributing vampires, it's a must see ~_^
Here's the link: http://www.fictionpress.com/read.php?storyid=1297648


Clan Ads

written by, PersonMan

I've recieved quite a few Clan Ad requests here recently, so I thought I'd let you all know that I'll be updating that page tomorrow. So don't get worried or anything if you don't see it up. PersonMan's time has been just a little more constricted recently is all. *blip* K, that's all, heh.



Classifieds

Want to play the lottery? Well, you can! Just go to the bank 4 squares north of Clio station and give 1000 coins to the vamp named The_Lottery. A drawling will be held at the end of the week, by me. This weeks prize is up too: (char knows how many) coins!

A collection of stories about vampyres, brave warriors, and fun, naughty goings on of the inhabitants of RavenBlack City. Set whenever, where ever, and however of any size, genre, and rating, it is a sound group of stories compiled together, and edited to perfection for your viewing pleasure. RavenBlack: The Chronicles

Notte Scura: Why not go were fashion sits? Check it all out here!

Looking to get powers? Want to build some vampire muscle or skill? Come to The Dojo, a place of teaching and training for the vampires of Ravenblack City.http://uk.groups.yahoo.com/group/ravenblackcamp

There is a new group in town, but it is not for all you Vamps out here (there are enough of those popping up), It is for your Human. I figured it was about time my Human got out and socialized a bit with others of her kind, so hopefully some of you will take your Humans by for a chat sometime. http://uk.groups.yahoo.com/group/HumansHangout/

Not for the eyes of children: Have you ever come across a vampire named something like OneBigTesticle? Would you like to see that vampire taught a valuable lesson in respect? That is the aim of this group. We seek out vampires with offensive names and work together to put them out of our misery. ;) Check it all out here! Check out the sister site here!

Don’t like the Capadocious Clan? Want to show them they aren’t really in charge? Join the fight, be an assassin today! Interested?

Bloodbar - tavern for the vampires of ravenblack to relax, sip some blood wine..and be merry. Check it all out here!

Politically incorrect and proud of it: RBB Debate.

For insult free, non clan war roleplaying, join us at:RavenBlack Awakening.

For the older residents of the city, come and play at:RavenBlack Adults.Just about anything goes!

The Chill : Non-clan chat for Vampires! http://www.xmission.com/~jmoc714/chill.html

Attention clanless vampires seeking teachers/mentors/ect.! They do exist and want to help you learn your way around the city and it’s systems. If interested please contact EuphoricLust at Euphoriclust@godisdead.com

Come to the Vampire Underground. It is where we can all be free. All are welcome. http://uk.groups.yahoo.com/group/Vamp_underground/



Guilds


Thieves Guild 1 – western city limits and 1st

Thieves Guild 2 – Dogwood and 34th

Thieves Guild 3 – Zelkova and 47th

Immolators Guild 1 – Regret and 88th

Immolators Guild 2 – Pessimism and 47th

Immolators Guild 3 – Turquoise and 7th

Empaths Guild 1 – Hessite and 7th

Empaths Guild 2 - Teasel and 78th

Empaths Guild 3 – Jaded and 18th

Travellers Guild 1 - Hessite and 6th

Travellers Guild 2 - Nervous and 40th

Travellers Guild 3 - Squid and 68th

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