Vampire News Network
April 19, 2003
Hell's Hoppity Hoppers
This all started from Batty's soccar patterened hoppity hop. It has grown much since the soccar mom comment. Vampiresses are flocking in hordes to be one of "Batty's Angels." He is giving the leather jackets and custom painted hoppity hops away. Hurry! Only available while supplies last!
Concerning the Leaders of the Clans
I am trying to expand on VNN. I feel that not all the clans are equally represented within this newspaper. I am therefore asking of all the clan leaders to extend to me a visit within therir walls to help bring them into the 'light'. My gosl with this idea is to acknowledge and spred the deeds of each clan. Currently, I get all my information for stories on the Ravenblack-blood message board. Lately, it has been quiet there, at least as far as making news out of the goings on there. I also know that not all clans openly participate there. I really just want everyone to be able to be a part of this news network. All clan leaders please contact me at: firstname.lastname@example.org. I will work out all details and answer any questions you may have there. Thank you for your time and consideration of this idea. I have only had four replies to this idea. I was really hoping that more of you would be interested in getting your clan some recognition for what is doing and has done. I will run this until April 24, 2003. If I do not receive more inquiries about this idea of mine, I will kill it with the clans that have already agreed, because that is only proper.
Duel of Kindness
Recently, Capadocious and myself have been in a battle to see who is the kindest between us in order to see who is more worthy of being Prince of the city. Cap took an early lead, but it was countered by me, bringing the score back to even footing. However in the end, it was I that turned up as the victor. (go me! sorry I had to.) Capadocious used a tricky tactic of removing himself from the contest to allow me to have the crown. This would be seen as the ultimate act of kindness, however it did not fool our judge one bit. He saw this as a way for Cap to cheat into getting the prize and penalized him for doing so. The final score was charish with 0; Cap with -1.
Pandemona's causing trouble yet again. She joined the HHH to get the cool jacket. But how did she repay this generous act? She ripped half the patch off and filled in the empty space with the word devil (to replace the word angel she had ripped off the patch). Batty took this as a personal insult, because of all effort and coin that went into providing the gift of the jacket. The patch was a symbol of his generousity. Pan is toying with vamp emotions again. When will she learn?
Notte Scura: Why not go were fashion sits? Check it all out here!
Don’t like the Capadocious Clan? Want to show them they aren’t really in charge? Join the fight, be an assassin today! Interested?
Politically incorrect and proud of it: RBB Debate.
Want to represent your clan in the next session of the clan ratings? Email Mooncalf (or his ghost, whatever he is) at Mooncalf_uk@yahoo.co.uk. New session starts May first.
Attention clanless vampires seeking teachers/mentors/ect.! They do exist and want to help you learn your way around the city and it’s systems. If interested please contact EuphoricLust at Euphoriclust@godisdead.com
Need a vacation from it all? Act now and receive 50% off for the month of July, includes air, hotel, and car rentals. Interested? Contact Cap’s travel agent at: email@example.com
Come to the Vampire Underground. It is where we can all be free. All are welcome. http://uk.groups.yahoo.com/group/Vamp_underground/
'Need help with spelling but don't want to be in Cap's ESL class (for all of you Capadocians out there)? BlackWings (the one from fanfiction.net, not the vampire, since they're two different characters) is extending her claw out to help you. The email's firstname.lastname@example.org.'
Thieves Guild 1 – Willow and 39th
Thieves Guild 2 – Despair and 71st
Thieves Guild 3 – Pessimism and 99th
Immolators Guild 1 – Yak and 41st
Immolators Guild 2 – Gloom and 99th
Immolators Guild 3 – Alder and 15th
Empaths Guild 1 – Ivory and 90th
Empaths Guild 2 - Anguish and 90th
Empaths Guild 3 – Vauxite and 96th