Vampire News Network
April 18, 2003
Better Speaking Skills
Interesting happenings in the Cap Clan. It seems as though Cap is tired of his clan having a reputation of being less than intelligent. To remedy this problem, he has placed Pandemona in charge of cleaning up the language problems within the clan. However some members are meeting this with resistance already. From the looks of things BloodSpawn will not be told how he is allowed to speak. So the question on my mind is: Will this attempt at wising up the members of Cap Clan work or is it all in vain? Only time will tell for sure. (Personally, I don't think Pan will let this fail, but again, we shall see.)
Concerning the Leaders of the Clans
I am trying to expand on VNN. I feel that not all the clans are equally represented within this newspaper. I am therefore asking of all the clan leaders to extend to me a visit within therir walls to help bring them into the 'light'. My gosl with this idea is to acknowledge and spred the deeds of each clan. Currently, I get all my information for stories on the Ravenblack-blood message board. Lately, it has been quiet there, at least as far as making news out of the goings on there. I also know that not all clans openly participate there. I really just want everyone to be able to be a part of this news network. All clan leaders please contact me at: firstname.lastname@example.org. I will work out all details and answer any questions you may have there. Thank you for your time and consideration of this idea. I have only had four replies to this idea. I was really hoping that more of you would be interested in getting your clan some recognition for what is doing and has done. I will run this until April 24, 2003. If I do not receive more inquiries about this idea of mine, I will kill it with the clans that have already agreed, because that is only proper.
The ShadowBat is at it again. He is now giving advice to none other than Capadocious on the proper ways to make love to a woman. As of late, Cap has not been having the luck with the ladies he had while he was married. Batty has been giving him pointers in all the right places. However, Cap can be quoted as stating, " When do you get to just roll over and go to sleep?" I think Batty's got his work cut out for him on this one.
Some of the vampiress' of RavenBlack City need more fun than the rest of the city can handle. Getting bored of being with the same for extended periods of time, these ladies are forming harems to have their fun with. Wonder if the women in Amozon Blood had anything to do with this idea getting into all these girls heads?
Notte Scura: Why not go were fashion sits? Check it all out here!
Don’t like the Capadocious Clan? Want to show them they aren’t really in charge? Join the fight, be an assassin today! Interested?
Politically incorrect and proud of it: RBB Debate.
Want to represent your clan in the next session of the clan ratings? Email Mooncalf (or his ghost, whatever he is) at Mooncalf_uk@yahoo.co.uk. New session starts May first.
Attention clanless vampires seeking teachers/mentors/ect.! They do exist and want to help you learn your way around the city and it’s systems. If interested please contact EuphoricLust at Euphoriclust@godisdead.com
Need a vacation from it all? Act now and receive 50% off for the month of July, includes air, hotel, and car rentals. Interested? Contact Cap’s travel agent at: email@example.com
Come to the Vampire Underground. It is where we can all be free. All are welcome. http://uk.groups.yahoo.com/group/Vamp_underground/
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Thieves Guild 3 – Pessimism and 99th
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Empaths Guild 1 – Ivory and 90th
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