Vampire News Network
March 28, 2003
The strain of the situation going on in the Cap Clan, has caused Pan to lose a few screws. She has taken refuge in a cave that is magically sealed off for the outside world. She believes herself to be a vampire bat, instead of a vampire. No one is allowed to enter the cave without the secret password. She has some companions in the cave, Black Wolf, Kiry, UnicornDream, and myself (now how did that one happen?) When asked why this was needed, she only sang, ?Bananas unite, bananas split, peel bananas, peel bananas, do you have a banana?? After this she proceded to fly into a cave wall, and try to chew off her ?claws?. The men with the white coats are at the cave?s enterance, but they don?t have the password so all they can do is watch. Try the neon green water!!!! We will be selling it for 500 coins a bottle!!!!! Dances around the crazy bat.
Seems that crime is on a steady rise in our fair city. Yet another one has been caught. Kishan was caught stealing from the same the same vamp in a short period of time. Lisichka was the unfortunate victim, though she does not seem to angered by this. But we should be more careful about our actions. You do that to the wrong vamp and you?re a dead vamp.
Notte Scura: Why not go were fashion sits? Check it all out here!
Don?t like the Capadocious Clan? Want to show them they aren?t really in charge? Join the fight, be an assassin today! Interested?
Politically incorrect and proud of it: RBB Debate.
Want to represent your clan in the next session of the clan ratings? Email Mooncalf (or his ghost, whatever he is) at Mooncalf_uk@yahoo.com. New session starts April first.
Attention clanless vampires seeking teachers/mentors/ect.! They do exist and want to help you learn your way around the city and it?s systems. If interested please contact EuphoricLust at Euphoriclust@godisdead.com
Thieves Guild 1 ? Anguish and 84th
Thieves Guild 2 ? Hessite and 75th
Thieves Guild 3 ? Pyrites and 73rd
Immolators Guild 1 ? Beryl and 29th
Immolators Guild 2 ? Ruby and 39th
Empaths Guild 1 ? Steel and 65th
Empaths Guild 3 ? Unctuous and 20th