Blood and Darkness
Everyone's Favorite Gothic Pick-up Lines (Warning, you may get slapped)
- Greetings, *bows and tips hat* I am Bob.
- WORSHIP ME!
- Pardon me, but my corset has become unlaced. Would you mind tightening it for me?
- Excuse me young lady, may I ask you a question? Were we burned at the stake as Agnostic Cathar Heretics by the Spanish Inquisition during intimately linked previous lives during the 12th century?
- Hi, if you swoon at my booted feet I'll buy you a drink.
- You've stolen my heart away. Luckily I have 3 or 4 more in the freezer.
- Wow, that outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh?
- No, no, no, what's your real name.
- Excuse me, but your viel is caught in my handcuffs.
- Hi, I'm a necropheliac. How well can you play dead?