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Real Ultimate Power


Hi, this site is all about Tsunku, REAL TSUNKU.  This site is awesome.    My name is Dan and I can't stop thinking about Tsunku.  This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.




1.    Tsunku is a mammal.

2.    Tsunku writes songs ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the Tsunku is to flip out and make weird decisions.



Weapons and gear:



Tsunku caricature                    Male symbol   



Tsunku flowers





Tsunku can reshuffle anyone he wants!  Tsunku writes songs ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time.  I heard that Tsunku was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon Tsunku wrote an entire album.  My friend Flyp said that he saw Tsunku totally create a new group just because he was bored.


And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


If you don't believe that Tsunku has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will make you wear pink!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  


Tsunku is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Tsunku is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start songwriting next year.  I love Tsunku with all of my body (including my pee pee).    



Q and A:.



Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Tsunku?

A: Tsunku is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he writes some songs that are a bit lame, but on the other hand that's not true and all his songs are totally awesome.


Q: I heard that Tsunku is always having auditions but not choosing the cool chicks.  What's his problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Tsunku can have auditions AND choose the cool chicks. 


Q: What does Tsunku do when he's not holding auditions or writing songs?

A: Most of his free time is spent flying, but sometime he sings.  (Ask Maliciel if you don't believe me.)



This is a picture of Nakazawa Yuuko.

She's more than twice the age of Koharu but hot as hell,

which is bragable.







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