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Real Ultimate Power


Hi, this site is all about lesbians, REAL LESBIANS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Dan and I can't stop thinking about lesbians.  These chicks are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.




1.    Lesbians are mammals.

2.    Lesbians lick ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the lesbian is to flip out and enjoy a multi-speed vibe.



Weapons and gear:



Dildo                    Love Eggs   



Lesbian Outfit





Lesbians can lick anyone they want!  Lesbians eat pussy ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These chicks are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this lesbian who was eating at an orgy.  And when some chick dropped the whipped cream the lesbian licked everyone in the room.  My friend Wayne said that he saw a lesbian totally lick some straight chick just because the chick looked cute.


And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


If you don't believe that lesbians have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your cock off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  


Lesbians are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These chicks are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Lesbians are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to get that lesbian pr0n video next week.  I love lesbians with all of my body (including my pee pee).    



Q and A:.



Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about lesbians?

A: Lesbians are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they love to lick pussy, but on the other hand, lesbians love to have their pussy licked.


Q: I heard that lesbians hate men.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, lesbians can be mean OR totally awesome. 


Q: What do lesbians do when they're not sucking nipples or licking pussy?

A: Most of their free time is spent sleeping, but sometime they lick.  (Ask Jen if you don't believe me.)



This is a picture of my best friend Amanda showing off.

She's a lot older than me and can do great things with a cucumber,

which is bragable.







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