Tamera's Junk Trash Site

.... I give thanks to thanksgiving for giving me stuffing and a reason to eat a WHOLE CRAP LOAD of it... I know at school their little square stuffing everyone hates.. even that stuffing I get like 10 squares... by the time im on my like 7th there is always a crowd around wondering if im going to puke it up anytime soon... oooooh yeah.... if i did puke it up... i would probably just eat it again.. yeah yeah... stuffing is just THAT GOOD!!!

Where oh where has my money gone? where oh where could it be? .... ok... that was pathetic... i am broke.. send me money... i will sing more cheezy copied songs... i love you much...

They Do…

I MEAN IT!!!

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A EFFEN VIKING HAT... GET ME A VIKING HAT!!!! that means you Derek, Andrew, Deidre, Kim, Kelly, Andrea, Felecia... they are like 8 dollars for Gods sake... thats like 40 cents a piece or something... oh im sure ive bought you pops here and there.. you like owe me 10 cents in like.. that case... losers...

So.. I see None of you ever read my blog… does that mean that I can safely turn it into an erotic journal? Since nobody reads it anyway… hmm.. That is actually a good idea… Even tho I have no sex life of my own, I am a pretty good writer… *sighs* I am so pathetic…well, Im going to make it easier on you dorks… Im dying to know if anyone even ever visits my site.. Kelly Patten is the only one I believe ever does, but hey, shes awesome.. Kelly I do it for you GURRRL!!! I think Im going to try to make my site a bit more fun, or just more dorky… im ADDING CRAP.. So be on the lookout.. This like.. Never happens ;) im even adding a GUEST BOOK!!!! GUUESSSSSTTTT BOOOOOOOOOK!!!! Hear That? Since you guys are too lazy to go snoop in my personal business.. I must be super boring or something.. *shrugs* I know if I had the chance, Id be reading yours.. GUUUYYYY…

Why doesnt anyone ever leave me any comments on my blog? LEAVE ME COMMENTS ON MY BLOG!!Doesnt anyone read it??! Guess not.. one guy left me a comment about crack whore and how i should feel bad about being so mean to her.. and i do feel bad.. but still i made a new song
"crack whore crack whore what cha gonna do?
what cha gonna do when Goodlett comes for you?"
I like that one pretty good... its kinda ... cheezy copy, but Andrew got a pretty good laugh out of it... for those of you who dont know, Goodlett is our princaple.. hes got a new big thing about the dress code and his new moto is "Cuttin down on Cracks" But seriously I do feel bad, and crackwhore.. here it is my apology...

Dear Crackwhore:
I Apology.
-Tam-

He seems to have forgotten the importance of the letter r...

Sissor-Beak... You were always there for us... Through the good... Through the bad... Even though sometimes I had nightmares about you, and laughed at you... Although I only met you once and knew you as a chicken... A deformed chicken at that, You were my friend... I believe that mabey in another life you were my child or lover... But Why Sissor-beak why do you have a crooked beak? What did you do so wrong to deserve a punishment so harsh? Im just happy your deformation didnt effect your eating, It would be sad to see such a wonderful chicken waste away... Im glad it ended like it did... Im not really sure how it happened, but i have a good idea... You brave mighty chicken, risking your life in the face of a tornado to save one of your best friends (mabey fro) and after she got safely in the house you were just a second too late and... *sobs* well... anyway... even though I heard the family awoke to find your head stuck in the fence... Im sure you met your end with a glorious cluck... I will meet you again sissor-beak someday... In Loving Memory Of Sissor-beak (our winged friend) 1880-2222 (I wasn’t sure about the date so I made up something believable)

I didnt think anyone could fall in love with a band without even hearing any of their songs... but me... i admit i have... yesterday while innocently doing a search for 'drunk catholic' up came song lyrics for a song called 'drunk kid catholic' that already makes the band rule just for having the words drunk and catholic in the song AT ALL! much less the title 3 words and drunk and catholic 2 of them! I mean come on... It was fate I believe... well I looked up all their other lyrics and I swear to you their songs have the best lyrics Ive ever read in my entire life... like all their songs have better lyrics than any other song i ever thought had good lyrics EVER! they probably are some old bluegrass band or something *giggles* I would download some of their stuff, but I dont have Kazaa at the moment and I want to write this post while i still can because if i listen to them and hate the dudes voice or somthin i would not write it, but the truth need be known! if they are no good singers they sure as hell should be poets! seriously!!! if you wanna download a song, I think the best lyrics ive read so far is in the song "the perfect sonnet" but even if you dont like thier music, go to a lyrics site and read them... make up your own little song to it *giggles* thats what i do! mahn.. i better get kazaa soon before I goooooo CRAZY!!! Oh and here is a link to their lyrics if you wanna check em out!!! http://www.songmeanings.net/artist.php?aid=5303

RAP MUSIC is SOOO RETARDED! I mean... you cant even tell what they are saying more than 1/2 the time... wooo lets see how many nonsense (but rhyming) words we can fit into one breath! I would say sentence, they do not understand the concept of the sentence. Let me get in gangsta mode and pop off a rhyme ;).. instead of saying something like: im bustin up this place, Im gonna eat some paste caz i like the taste. How simple is that trash (im a great rapper huh?) Well they would say somthin like: yo b**ch im bustin up this whore place so dog like im eatin some paste caz motha f**ka i like the effin taste yo... yo (always add an extra yo for good measure) I mean come on... that was like how many extra words/sounds/curse words? Rap is just for stupid people who want to be a part of something "cool" and WHAT IS UP WITH THEIR MUSIC VIDEOS?!??! all it ever is is some guy being surrounded by a orgy of chicks! and personally i don’t enjoy watching HUGE BLACK A**es bouncin all over the screen! rap is pointless... umm... *giggles* my gunnea pig is eating my hair right now... now my bra *giggles*... I suppose this post deserves a refreshing ending... ROCK RULES!!!

Hey Everybodys Start playing!! Seriously!! go to rom.mud.de then to enter the game and create a character! DO IT NOWWWWWWWWW! when it asks for the hometown i seriously recommend moonglow... The realm of magic is a text based game & you might think that sounds really boring, but its not.. its great! You can do about anything imaginable... And you can level up and meet some great new people! the only people i wouldnt recommend it to is mean people and really annoying people... because you just... ruin this world... so... go die or something....

*giggles* like right now... my cat is sleeping (trying to sleep) beside me on my desk... I pulled out one of my hairs and started tickling her nose with it... and she will wake up and lick her nose and lay back down and go back to sleep just for me to do it again.. and she will take her paw and rub her nose *giggles* and go back to sleep... not once has she look at me in suspcion.. she has no idea it is me and its delightfull! sometimes i take my dog and i put my arm down by its neck and turn it round and round by it untill its really dizzy and i stop and watch it walk around and fall down... its so great... usually i get yelled at for that though... *sighs* i am soooooo evil :)

Hippos are just about the coolest animals in the world... If not the absolutlute coolest! I mean come on... Just look at a hippo and you know what I mean... They kinda remind me of babies... The heads always too big for the body... And they got like only 2 teeth in their entire head... They are just as adorable... Personally I would rather have a hippo than a kid... Im sure a hippo would never talk back to me or experiment with drugs... But of course.. They are f'n Huge! It would be pretty hard to... give birth to one of those things... Mabey I should just have a baby and make it resemble a hippo? A SUMO WRESTLER!! Sumo wrestlers are like... Awesomeness... Id give it a name like Bahipchow or Chippo oh mahn...

ok... this is a trash entry, but im been watching the inferno on MTV all day today (i know im a complete loser) that Abram, Hes dreamy... Even though he was a b to poor little katie... she sucked, but come on... tryin to throw the game like that? Thats a trash back... and speaking of trash bags... Trishelle, GOD I HATE HER!... and Coral, I swear I would like LOVE to drown thiem both in a bucket of molten lava... As well as These 2, they arent on the inferno, but that one ho that got slapped in the car before she left, and that blonde lesbian slut Amaya? was that her name? or was that someone else? oh well anyays for the point of my entry.... that channel... its commercials are like... at least 5 minutes long!!! I swear... I actually forget what im watching during the commercials... I actually had enough time to make a bowl of delicious cambells italian wedding soup before the commercial was over...it sucks so bad... Oh well... MTV still is awesome because of viva la bam, jackass, and wildboyz... BAM MARGERA RULES!!!!!

Well I started to construct a slut list, but there were too many girls to name. Just the girls from my school would take up probably 7 lines and get me beat up a few times... So the slut list was a failure... Im sorry peoples, but Im pretty sure you have a good idea of who are sluts and who are not... If not ask me about a person Ill be happy to tell you just how slutty they are, but the chances are they will be super slutty...

XBOX Just Sucks... Its Completely Pathetic! The Games Are Like CRAP Quality Which Have No Meaning What So Ever.. No Depth At All... Just CRAP! The Friggin Controller Is So Big By The Time You Are Done With 5 Minutes Of Game play You Are Completely Exhausted! Some People Probably Has Tried To Put It On The Floor To Step On It Like One Of Those Dance Dance Revolution Mats! And Its Made By Microsoft... Anything Made By Microsoft Should Be Bought Just For Breaking And or Throwing It At People (One of those controllers Could kill an ELEPHANT!) ... The other day I read the funniest thing then realized it was true "the huge piece of crap needed a name. why didn't they name it for all it is worth...HALO BOX" that IS about all its good for... Halo... and you can buy that for a PC... even though PC games suck too... GOD PEOPLES! PS2 is WAY better than any sucky XBOX ... Even PS1 Is better than XBOX...

WHY Are gunnea pigs so... wierd? Like Today I tried to feed my gunnea pig a piece of DELICIOUS bacon and it refused! HOW DOES ANYONE REFUSE BACON?!? HOW?!? Half the time I dont feed it, but it seems to like to eat tree bark better than the crap im supposed to feed it... Can something really live off tree bark? I wonder if I could live off tree bark... Well Sometimes a Wierdo Gunnea pig comes in handy... The other day our junk trash youth leader at church kicked me out of a play because i had missed a practice when i learned all like 60 of my lines... I like put aside a WHOLE DAY Just to study for that crap and he threw me out... When I got home I threw my script in my gunnea pigs.. home thing.. and it was eatin it like.. 'the king of town at a chineese buffet!'... I was cheering for it.. GOOO GUNNEA! It kinda stopped eating for a minute and i thought i embarrassed it... I know i would if i got caught gnawing on paper.. So I got me a piece outta my notebook and started eating it so it wouldnt feel like such a freak... It started eating it again then... Im happy Im friends with my gunnea It really helps out sometimes when im down...

People Keep Asking Me What Most My Background Pictures Are Of.. The Ones With The Beautiful Blonde Anime Girl.. Well That Is Chi From Chobits.. Chobits Is An Anime About A Colledge Guy Who Finds This Robot Girl And They Are... Experimental With Each other... But Still From What Ive Heard Its Really A Sweet Show... Ive Never Seen The Show Myself, But I Already Am In Love With It.. Mabey Someday If I Can Find It Ill Buy It.. That Would Be The Best.. She Is So Me... Even Though She Has Brown Eyes.. She Along With Alisa Perne (She Has Blue Eyes!) Are ME! Umm Although They both is a bit slutty... Im not slutty...

Crack-Whore... Crack-Whore Do The Crack-Whore Rap! Once There Was A Girl A Quiet Little Girl Crack-Whore Was Her Name My Eyes Will Never Be The Same I Directly Put The Blame ON HER! Physics Class Was Cool Untill I Saw That Mule I Jabbed My Eyes Out With A Tool A COMPASS! She Talked Like A Mouse As Little As A Louse But Her Crack Was Like A House THE GRAND CANYON! You Know About It The Dark And Endless Pit You'll Beg Her Not To Sit BUT SHE DOES IT! She Scoots Out Her Chair Shows Her A** Without A Care As If She Wants To Dare ME TO KICK IT! There Once Was A Crack A Quiet Little Whore Crack Whore... Crack Whore Do The Crack-Whore Rap! Get Down To The Crack Whore Rap!! Come On Everybody Bend Over And Show Your Crack!\ Its A Tribute To The Crackiest Crack!! If She Claims To Wear Panties- All Lies Lets Buy Her Some Knickers-High Rise When She Bends Over- All Dies... ALL DIES!!! ALL DIES!!! ALL DIES!!!

Man.. I Dont Hate Jews.. They Are Just Begging To Be Made Fun Of.. I Dont Know Why, But Just The Word Jew In Itself.. I Mean.. It Takes Like Nothing To Say.. 1 Syllable.. And Im One Of Those People Who Dont Want To Waste Precious Time On Big Words Like.. .. Something With More Than 3 Letters.. Or .. 1 Syllable.. Or Something.. And Whats More Funny Than Callin Someone A Jew? I Mean.. I Cant Even Read The Word Jew Without Bustin Out Laughing... Im Not A Bad Person.. Im Just Lazy With Words... So If You Are A Jew... Mahn.. Im Sorry Ill Probably Be Making Fun Of You At Least Like A Zillion Times By The Time This Site Is Finished...

I Mean.. Come On.. Seriously.. Who Hasnt Played Final Fantasy? Pretty Much That Statement Means.. If You Havent Played It.. You Are Sooo Out Of The Loop... Mabey I Should Try To Convince You To Play It? First I Will Just Say Start With FF8. FF9 SUCKS and 10 Is Just A Bit Too.. I Dont Know.. I Havent Finished That One Yet.. 8 Will Just For Sure Earn Your Respect... After You Play 8 You Should Play 10 Then Once You Have An Appreciation Go To 7 Then Earlier Ones And So Forth.. BUT NOT 9.. 9 TOTALLY SUCKS! Please If You Get Anything Out Of This.. DO NOT PLAY 9! Well.. Final Fantasy Is Just Wonderful Because Of The Storylines And Each One Has A New Battle And Ability System.. They Are All So Great.. Come On.. Seriously Man.. LISTEN TO ME.. If You Havent Never Played It Go Out And Buy It.. And If You Say "Oh I Dont Have A Playstation" I say.. GO BUY ONE NOW! Because You So Will Not Regret IT! PLEEEEASE PLAY IT!!! IM LIKE SO BEGGING YOU!!!

Weeeell... This Page Is Not Just For Whining... Its For Telling Stuff About Me Too! So I Think Ill Tell You About My Pets! I Have A Black Puppy Named Lilith, A Grey And White Kitty Named Ki-Ki, And A Gunnea Pig Named Rosemary. My Dog Is Crazy, My Cat Is Lazy, And My Gunnea Pig Just Makes Funny High Pitched Noises ALL THE TIME... I Really Want Some More Pets Though.. Like A Baby Raccoon, Ferret, Big Lizard, or BAT!!! Those Are Like The Coolest Pets Ever... I Would Love To Have One Of Those Flying Foxes From Argentina... I Think Thats Where They Are From... They Are HUGE Bats With Faces That Looks Like A Puppys! My Puppys Anyway! *daydreams* I Would Sooo Kill A Man For One...

Ok... FBLA Totally Sucks.. Its Pointless.. You Just Pretend Like You Are All Grown Up And Independent Which You Most Definitely Are Not.. The People In It Think They Deserve The Respect Of Everyone.. Or Are In It Just To Get Out Of Class.. If You Dont Know What FBLA Means.. And You Are Wondering By Now.. It Means Future B***h Lesbian A**es.. And The Leaders Of It Should Be Put In Jail! Or Fired Or Something! One Of Them Would Ask Derek At Least Once A Day To Be In It.. Because He Could Type Fast.. How Friggin Pathetic.. He Didnt Want Any Part In Her Whore Activities! And When We Had That Same Teacher For A Computer Course They Made Us Fold Clothes And Peel FRIGGIN POTATOES For Whole Blocks!!! I Mean For Real.. Is That Like Allowed? I Mean I Would Be Able To Understand If We Were In The Club Or Something, But We Were FORCED To Do Labor.. GOD!!! Its Not The Work.. Its Just The Idea Of Helping Those.. Stuck-Up Mouse Nosed Curley Haired Freaks.. They Also Were The Only Teachers I Ever Had To Make Us Clean Their Rooms For Them ALL THE TIME.. ALL THE TIME.. WE Would Have To Clean Things.. I Mean.. Should Learning How To Wash Tables And Dust Really Be Part Of Our Education? I Mean Come On.. Seriously.. Ok Now Im Just Makin Myself Mad.. Thank God Ill Never Take Any Of Those Whores Again..

Silent Hill Is Seriously One Of The Best Video Games Out There.. Even Better Than Resident Evil Seriously.. Nothing Can Be Scarier Than Nemesis, And Silent Hill Is So Easy, But Its Given Much More Thought And Its Way More Creepy Than Any Game Ive Ever Played... Silent Hill Is A Town In Which Evil Dwells.. Each Game Scenario Is Different, But Basically Each Character Is Drawn Into The Town, Usually Because A Family Member (Sometimes Dead) Summons Them... Then You Have To Search For Your Loved One And In The Process You Find The History Of The Scary Town, Along With Lots Of Creatures Which Are Very Aggressive.. The Really Best Thing About This Game Is Just The Creepy Atmosphere.. Most Of The Time You Cannot See Anything Even Right In Front Of Your Face, Most The Time You Are Walking In A Strange Snow Or Haze, But You Do Have A Radio (Always Broken) To Help You Know When Monsters Are Around It Picks Up High Pitched Sounds When You Get Close To A Monster.. Accompanied With The SCARY Music, I Cant Think Of Anything Scarier.. Yeah.. Except Nemesis .. *Hides*

Teachers That Cant Remember Names People That Are ALWAYS In Bad Moods Dentists That Drill On Your Teeth Even When You Arent Numb And Make Up Cavities That Arent Even There People Whos Crack Is ALWAYS Showing Anorexics Teachers That Always Ask "Now Why Do You Think That Is?" After You Answer A Quesion Bulimics People Who Like Sponge Bob Square-Pants Jews Teachers Who Stress Abstinence Girls/Gay Guys Who Are Always Saying "WHATEVER" About Everything B****s People That Think They Are Better Than Other People When They Are Really Fat Ugly Pigs Ashley Jones People Who Dont Bathe Whores Who Act All Innocent Girls With Big Breasticies (Mostly Out Of Jealousy) People With Big French Sandwich Noses *teases* People Who Wear Those Stupid Jeally Bracelets People Who Dont Let You Copy Skinnys Who Are Eatin Candy Bars Every time You See Them People Who Talk Or Laugh Really Really Loud Prisses Little Annoying Kids Snitches JEWS AGAIN …

Andrew Garland Wilson.. Friend.. Companion... Tee Hehe.. Andrew Is Just Great Because Im Not Really Sure I Could Survive Without Him... And Im Scared To Even Attempt!!! Some Things He Does Very Often/Everyday: Opens My Locker, Gets My Books From My Locker, Carries My Books, Holds All My Stuff, Shares His Food With Me, Lets Me Copy All His Homework (I Have EVERY Class With Him), Tries To Keep Me Warm When Im Cold, Lets Me Borrow Money Anytime I Want, Power levels Me On RoM, Supplies Me With Most My Paper, Tells Me Everything I Wanna Hear, Buys Me Pops ALL THE TIME, Keeps Up With All My Stuff.. Thats All I Can Think Of Right Now, But There Is So Much More I Cant Even Think Of.. I Mean.. I Just Owe Andrew A Big Thank You.. For Always Being There Even If Im Always Picking On Him.. Talking About His Crooked Eye, French Sandwich Nose, or Hairstyle... Andrew.. You Are Just The Man... *grovels*

I Know ALL Of You Who Go To Casey High (Unless You Are A Freak) Thinks The School Lunches Suck.. THEY DO!!! I Mean At The Middle School At Least You Had A Salad BAR.. Now Its Salad BOX.. WTF Kind Of Trash Is That? Im Not Even Going To Start With The Pink Chicken Fingers We Have Every Week.. And The Nasty Pizza They Have Every Single Other Friggin Day Is Sooo Gross.. Now The Triangle Pizza With The Cheezy Crust Was Pretty Good.. Also The Stuffing.. Oh God The Stuffing... But Do They Have That Anymore? No.. And What About Taco Salad ( - The Salad) What Happened To It? We Used To Happily Receive It About Once Every 2 Weeks, But Do We Have It Now? Sadly No... Whats Next? Pizza Sub? Hot Ham And Cheese? CHILI FOR GODS SAKE CHILI? What Is Going On Here? Oh and Once There Was Even A Cockroach On The Menu.. I SWEAR!!!.. I Think It Was Symbolism.. VERY GOOD Symbolism... Now Im Just Depressing Myself... Im Going To Go Eat Some REAL Chicken... Nuggets... From Like... McDonalds... Or Something...

I Know Some Of You Just Do Not Understand Some Of The Things I Do.. And One Of The Things Most Questioned Is About My Car... I Just Want To Tell You I Got It Because I Thought It Was Pretty... And Yellow Is A Happy Color To Me.. It Matches Me A Bit.. My Hair Anyway... And As It Is Called Sometimes The 'Yellow Banana' No Brandon There Is Not Any Secret Perverse Reasons I Chose Something That Might Remind Some Of A Banana... I Just Got It Because I Think Its A Sweet Car.. A Bit Unique I Think.. I Like Unique...

Yu-Gi-Oh Is Awesome! Its Just That! And Its Not Yu-Je-Oh *Winks Seth* Its Yu-Gi-Oh_ I Have Yu-Gi-Oh Posters All Over My Room. And Yu-Gi-Oh Magnets All Over My Fridge.. Im The Duel Monsters Mastah! No Really I Suck So Bad, But Still Its An Awesome Game That Deserves Some Respect! The Show Is Pretty Cool Too, But I Dont Like How They Always Get Into A Predicament And Then They Are All Like `Oh Now I Have To Just Put My Trust In The Cards' Or Something And It ALWAYS Turns Out The Best Card Ever! That's Just What I Don't Appreciate About The Show_ But Still.. The Game Is Great_ Even Difficult! You Wouldn't Expect, But Its True_ Oh I Gotta Say It_ Lets Duel!!!

I Am Like The Queen Of Instigating Fights... Im Always Right There To Cheer Them On And Throw In The Occasional Knife, Paperclip, Fork, Just Whatever Sharp Object I Can Find At The Time *Giggles*.. I Mean.. What Is There Not To Love About Fights? You Are Getting To See People Getting Hurt.. People That Arent You!!! Its Like All The Pleasure With 0 Pain.. Ive Seen Quite A Few Fights In My Life And I Have Never Seen A Bad Fight... No Fight Is Bad.. I Am Always Thanking God He Sent Me Such A Blessing With Each Little Push! Now What There Needs To Be More In Fights Is Blood.. I Mean.. Nothing Is Better Than Seeing Someone Pouring The Blood.. Ive Only Seen 2 Fights Which Resulted In Blood And They Were Only Little Scrapes, But Still I Was High Off That For Like A Week.. So Man.. If You Are Gonna Fight Someone.. Please Email Me And Tell Me When And Where.. I Will Try My Best To Be There.. Ooh... Mabey I Can Start Taping Fights And Selling Them.. Or Keeping Them For My Own Self-Pleasure.. I Will Let You Know If I Start Any Business_

Fattys… They are Exactly What Is Wrong With This World.. My Suggestion.. Eat Them... They Take Up Too Much Space And Eat All Our Food! Its Just A Horrible Punishment Just Catching A Glimpse Of One.. I Would Say Eat The Uglies Too Even If They Arent Fat, But They Were Born That Way.. They Cant Help If They Have A Messed Up Face.. But Fattys On The Other Hand.. They CHOOSE To Be Fat.. Nobodys Shovin Bacon Covered Twinkies In Their Mouths But Themselves (Except Sumo-Wrestlers.. Oh and Sumo Wrestlers Can live.. They Entertain Me...) And What Would The Point of Eating A Ugly Skinny Be Anyway? I Believe If My Idea Was Taken Seriously The World Would Be Much More *Spacious (No More Fattys Taking Up The Whole Isle At Wall-Mart) *Cleaner (Fattys Are Well-Known For Being Messy Slobs... And The Ozone Layer Would Be In Much Better Condition Without All The Huge Amounts Of Bug And Hair Spray They Use) *Safer (No More Fattys Smooshin Anyone Into A Puddle) and *Happier (Everyone Will Be Relieved The Fatties Are Gone, No one Will Ever Go Hungry Again, Somehow The Cure For AIDS Will Be Discovered, And We Will Get To Keep The D*** Snack Machines In School!!!) So There You Go.. Do You Agree? Im Sure You Do! Oh And Please.. If Your A** Is Bitter Than 1.5 Feet In Width.. Do NOT Wear Pants With Text On The Butt.. For Gods Sake.. Do NOT Wear Pants With Text On The Butt...

Dont You Just Hate When Someone Bends Over Or Sits Down And You Can See So Much Of Their Crack You Swear You Are Seeing AT LEAST 2/3 Of Their A**? Well How Would You Like To See A Crack Like That A Whole Hour and Thirty Minutes Everyday - Sat and Sun? Well.. I Have To Admit I Do... We Call Her Crack-Whore And Even When She Isnt Bending Over Or Sitting Down You Can Still See Her Crack.. Everyday I Dread Going Into *Cringes* Physics Because I Know The HORROR That Awaits Me... Crack-Whore's Big HUNGRY Crack With The HUGE Skanky Birthmark Hanging Out Of Her Pants On The Right Side... Not Only That.. She Talks So Quiet You Can Barley Even Hear Her.. She Thinks Its Sweet and Cute, But Its SOOO ANNOYING.. I Just Wanna Slap Her... Everyone Tells Me She Doesnt Wear Underwear.. Truthfully I Dont Think Its Possible She Wears Underwear.. At The End Of The Year I Should Buy Her Some HIGH-RISE Undies and a Megaphone... Mabey Ill Have A Crack-Whore Gallery Someday.. Keep Crossing Your Fingers!

I JUST DRANK LIKE @ RED BULLS LIKE @) MINUTES AGO!! AND IM LIKE..SO FREAKIN OUT!!!!!! I MEAN.. FREAKING OUT!!!!!!!!! ACTUALLY... IT HAS NO EFFECT NO EFFECT NO EFFECT NONO NO NO NON O NO NO EFFECT EVFFECT EFFECT ... THAT IS SUCH A COOL WORD! EFFECT MEAN.. MAN... IM SO NOT GOING TO REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING>>>>

*Me - I AM FIRST... THEREFORE I AM THE BEST!!! *Realm of Magic - You Can Kill SOOOOO Many People *Pirates - Name One Thing About Pirates That Isnt Cool! *Taco Bell - Just Because If You Dont Eat There.. I Will Kill You... *Lord of the Rings - You Already Know Why LotR Rules! *Final Fantasy - Playing It Improves Your Quality Of Life.. I Swear *Dr.Pepper - Hot Or Cold It Still Tastes OH SO GOOD!!! *Pink - Its So Bright And Beautiful! *African Cave-Dwelling Spiders - They Are So Scary That They Are Totally Awesome *Everclear - No Matter What They Always Have A Song To Match How Im Feeling *Milky Ways - The Perfect Balance Of Creamy Chocolate and Delicious Carmel *Sporks - Fork or Spoon Either Way You Have Just What You Need... *Silent Hill - PLAY IT AND FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF... *The Last Vampire (Series) - I AM ALISA PERNE!!! *Soy Sauce - Soy Sauce Makes Everything Like 2x Better! Wait... Wait That Was A Typo.. 12 Times Better!!! *Kung Pow - The Funniest Movie EVER! *Manaki Neko - The Most Adorable Little Things *Bats - So Cuddly And Sweet.. Especially The Big Fat Ones... *Hot Chocolate - *drools* *Resident Evil - Only Thing That Has Ever Scared Me So Bad I Cried... Nemesis *Hides* *tha pope - his name is the a friggin pope… *Me - I Saved The Best For Last... THEREFORE I AM THE BEST!!!

Finally!!! It Took Me Like 3 Days!!! How Do You Like It So Far? Not Too Trashy I Hope.. I Mean.. You Gotta Give Me Some Credit.. It Is Kinda Cool Lookin Right? Oh And The Pages Give Them A Few Minutes To Load Even If They Say They Are Done... I Know Its Boring, but.. I Still Rock... Truthfully I Havent Even Yet Decided What To Do With This Site.. I Thought Mabey It Could Be Lots Of Ideas Put Into One Site.. Still Not Sure.. But This Page Im Going To Use To Tell My Ideas About Crap.. Or Something.. I Think.. If You Have Any Ideas, Suggestions, Or Complaints (BTW: Ill Just Laugh At The Complaints And Mabey Reply With A Little Email Of My Own Entitled EAT ME) Email Me At The Address Given At The Bottom Of This Page.