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" SWIPER STOP SWIPING,GOD DAMMIT!,FUCKING MONKEY!" ~p2
" we need boy bait...pie...lets make pie perfume...and then we can call our catches pie boys..." ~lisa
"fucking kangaroos...." the site thingy...
"i got scared of scary movie!!"~ me
" i looked at the picture and then i noticed that i recognized the ty on the shagon-wagon" ~ me~
" lisa ! stop! your hurting andrew!" ~ saam
" my karma just ran over your dogma!" ~chacha
"look, i got stigmata!" ~ me
" heres a quote to cheer you up! ' remember david, its not rape if you yell " surprise!" first!' so SURPRISE **** !"~ lisa cheering me up after my heart broked..
Me: Check it out- the male praying mantis cannot mate with its head attached to its
body, when the female tears its head off, this initiates sex.
**Roger**: humans cannot have sex with girls with much clothing on, they usually start by ripping the female's clothes
Enrique Gandhi~~~~ chacha
Me: mom, have you seen John Galliano's spring line?
Mom: who?
Saam: John Galliano, the former mayor of new york!!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH..still laughing..