stupid ideas and dumb wisdoms
ok what if everybody in the world got into the ocean then would it spill like a bathtub
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ok what if everybody was sleeping then would it actually be possible to have all the lights in the world turned off then would we all disappear

everybody simply accepts truth an d makes characters to feel more secure but i want the truth

since aliens are real why will they only talk to me

my acievements and goals
here are my life achievements and goals
stop peeing on the toilet seat X
have a cat named bill
sleep for over 24 hours in a row
get upgraded to big boy pants X
start a riot
become a ninja
piss on a national monument
read all of stephen king's books
live past 13 X may 21/ 03
own a car
get a drivers license
lick my nose (sooo close)
pee at a toilet behind me X done today
eat an octopus Xlast summer
jump off a building
be the president
learn to play an instrument

how to reach me
The best way to get in touch is via email to captainemerica@msn.com .
or by phone
503 287 9981
or by mail 3108 ne 27th
portland, oregon 97212
or maybe fax
7868723568743657835
no actually i dont own a fax machine
but you could instant message me
mikeyburnworld
or you could yell reaalllllly loud and i might yell back
maybe

websites YAY
the best in free pointless online gaming
www.addictinggames.com

ummmmmmmm
you can find out everything you want to know about most of the xfiles but if you realllly want to know something ask me and if i dont know then i will find answers in less than like 3 days
www.thexfiles.com

good stuff
movies written by kevin smith
i like shopping carts
the xfiles
cats
silent hill
punk rock
alternative rock
classic rock
metal
classic rock
cuponoodles
pizza teenage mutant ninja turtles
metal gear solid
people that are weird
like me
people that dont eat animals
people who are just themselves
hmmm
i really truly love the xfiles
i like stephen king books
i like snowboarding
i like being cold but a comfortable cold
vampires
the undead onimusha and anything with ninjas
insomniacs
i hate sleeping but i hate being awake more
i like the dark
umm ill put more when i think of more

home
Welcome to the mike web site.
it is filled with mike and other stupid stuff.
made by mike presumably for mike.
this website has no point or purpose like me
maybe youll like it maybe it will make you rip your eyeballs out and throw them in the washing machine...
just dont sue me..
ok well, enjoy


or try to enjoy