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The following announcement as been paid for by the OTHER world ORDER.

The scene fades into the oWo logo. The logo static's out, revealing the long lost Bulk Logan standing in front of an oWo backdrop.

Bulk Logan
That's right dudes, your not dreaming, and this isn't a hoax brah! After almost a year away from WPW, Bulk Logan has finally decided to return to WPW, and once again steal the spotlight away from all these other punks who have thrown their names into the hat for a chance to win the WPW Television title dude! 

Now first of all, lets talk about this so call champion. I've been watching a few of his old tapes, and I noticed something. Rock Hard HAS to be a big fan of the Bulkster, because he stole my damn leg drop dude! Everyone who is anyone in this business knows that the Flabby Leg Drop is my trademark BRUDDAH, and whenever any second rate chumps come in and try to steal it, they only end up looking like a fool dude! I mean come on Rock, you go so far as to put a spin on the move, what? Is that supposed to make it look more powerful? No, the only way the leg drop can look good is if I'm the man doing it Brah!

Now listen to me dude, I already know what's going through your head man! Your thinking, who is this old timer, and what in the heck does he know about me? Well let me answer that question for you BRUDDAH! I know that your good enough to be the Television Champion, as long as Bulk Logan is no where in sight. I know know that you think your the cock of the walk, And I know that your going to be in for one hell of a match when you have to step into the ring and look up to this six foot eight, three hundred and three pound monster with the 24 inch wrinkles Brah!

I may be old, and maybe I am just a part of a played out, dead faction, but the fact remains that I get paid good money to to put your shoulders on the mat dude! So Rock Hard, What'cha gonna do BRUDDAH, When Bulkamania and his fat ass pay day, runs wild on you!?!

Logan smirks and he holds a spray can up to the camera, and proceeds to spray paint the camera   black.

The Proceeding Announcement has been paid for by the oWo

After the taped promo Logan walks off the set to be met by one of his many young fans. A young boy named Tommy. Tommy has a piece of paper and a pen as he approaches his long time hero.

Tommy
Bulk, Bulk! Hi, my name is Tommy, I'm one of your biggest fans!

The Bulkster looks down to the kid with a sly grin.

Bulk Logan
You've got good taste kid, very good taste. Now, what do you want?

Tommy looks up with glee, but the kid is visibly nervous.

Tommy
Bulk, would you please give me your autograph?

Bulk Logan
Autograph? Sure kid.

The Bulkster takes the pen and paper from Tommy and signs the paper, but Bulk doesn't sign his name, instead he writes, your a loser on the paper. Bulk hands the paper back to the excited kid and puts the pen in his pocket.

Bulk Logan
That'll be ten bucks kid, pay up!

The kid looks at the paper, reading what it says, and then looks back up to Bulk confused.

Tommy
This isn't your autograph.

Bulk Logan
Hey, I wrote on the paper kid, and now you owe me ten bucks! Having someone as great as me write anything is well wroth the cost.

Tommy
But you wrote "your a loser".

Tommy almost looks like he is going to cry.

Bulk Logan
Listen kid, I just gave you great advise. Now that you know that your a loser, you can make a change to better yourself. The first thing you need to do is grow a skullet, because everybody knows that the skullet is the coolest hair style you can have kid. Also, that paper is now easily worth fifty bucks on eBay, so really I'm cutting you a deal at ninety percent off.

Tommy
I'm not paying for this! You suck!

Bulk Logan
What? I'm Bulk Logan you little punk! I am the GOD of wrestling! I've beat all the big names, and all of the little ones to dude! Now either your going to pay up, or I'm gonna' ...

Suddenly a very tall, and very well built man walks in. Logan is huge, but this man is towering over even the Bulkster. Logan may not know it yet, but this is Dan Arthur, Tommy's father.

Dan Arthur
You're gonna' what!?!

Logan looks over at this huge monster of a man and begins to cower.

Bulk Logan
Uh, as I was, um... I was just joking son, let me see that paper again.

The kid hands the paper back to Bulk, who proceeds to sign his name. Logan then hands the paper back to the child, and once again starts to put the pen in his pocket.

Dan Arthur
Excuse me, but I believe that is my sons pen!

Logan glances over to the tall man as he let out a nervous chuckle. Logan then hands the pen back to the kid who just smiles and walks over to his father.

Dan Arthur
If I were you Mr. Logan, I would learn to be a little nicer to your fans, your already a forgotten has been as it is.

Normally Logan would fire back with some kind of trash to defend his so called good name, but on this occasion Logan just nods and walks away a defeated man.