Monster Mash
Monster Mash By: Crypt Keeper Five
Please join us at a late night bash
It’s Halloween's big Monster Mash.
On cold asphalt there is nothing finer,
We'll join the buzzards at Roadkill Diner.
Those scary beasts that terrorize,
And spooks that swoop down from the skies,
Each acts so mean but has bad luck
Beneath the tires of a pick up truck.
The ghosts and goblins boo, then frown,
As sixteen wheelers mow them down.
A wave of carnage fills the roads
With piles of kamikaze toads.
So there is laid a monster spread
Wings and fangs, sometimes a head.
So you can come and eat your fill
And never never get a bill.
There are popped out eyes and battered bats
An abundance of black splattered cats.
Splintered bones and gargoyle brains
Goblin guts and long red veins.
That werewolf wearing purple socks
Will fill a coffin take out box.
An artery that still can spurt
Will offer us a fine dessert
A prying stick will keep you neat
For Monster Mash is "sticker treat."
Roll those bones and pick them clean
And please come back next Halloween.
Page And Poem Made By DarkRose
9-14-03
Happy Halloween To All My Friends!!
