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Bumper Stickers Worth The Paper They're Printed On!

--== FAT PEOPLE ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP

--== I'M SO GOTHIC I'M DEAD

--== LET US PREY

--== SINNER

--== DISCOURAGE INBREEDING/BAN COUNTRY MUSIC

--== MY INNER CHILD IS A MEAN LITTLE FUCKER

--== BUMPER STICKER

--== "NEVER DOUBT THAT A SMALL GROUP OF THOUGHTFUL, COMMITTED CITIZENS CAN CHANGE THE WORLD: INDEED IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT EVER HAS." - Margaret Mead

--==AGAINST ABORTION/DON'T HAVE ONE

--== ANY BOOK WORTH BANNING IS WORTH READING

--== ATHEISM CURES RELIGIOUS TERRORISM

--== BEWARE OF DOGMA

--== BORN OK THE FIRST TIME

--== CHRISTIAN FAMILY VALUES: Luke 14:26

--== COME THE RAPTURE, CAN I HAVE YOUR CAR?

--== COME THE RAPTURE WE'LL HAVE THE EARTH TO OURSELVES

--== DOG IS MY CO-PILOT

--== DOING MY PART TO PISS OFF THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT

--== EQUAL RIGHTS ARE NOT SPECIAL RIGHTS.

--== EVILDOER

--== FAITH IS BELIEVING WHAT YOU KNOW AIN'T SO

--== FREEDOM OF RELIGION MEANS ANY RELIGION

--== GOD WAS MY CO-PILOT BUT WE CRASHED IN THE MOUNTAINS AND I HAD TO EAT HIM

--== HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ABOUT JESUS? ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME THAT YOU DID?

--== HE DIED IN A.D. 33, GET OVER IT

--== HE'S YOUR GOD, THEY'RE YOUR RULES, YOU BURN IN HELL!

--== I BELIEVE IN LIFE BEFORE DEATH

--== I SPEAK TO GOD AND KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU!

--== I THINK, THEREFORE I'M DANGEROUS

--== IF YOU CAN READ THIS...THEN YOU WERE NOT RAPTURED

--== IF YOU'RE BORN AGAIN, DOES THAT MEAN YOU HAVE TWO BELLY BUTTONS?

--== KEEP YOUR ROSARIES OUT OF MY OVARIES

--== LAST TIME WE MIXED POLITICS WITH RELIGION...PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE

--= NOTHING FAILS LIKE PRAYER

--== RELIGION IS A CRUTCH FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T THINK FOR THEMSELVES

--== RELIGIONS ARE JUST CULTS WITH MORE MEMBERS

--== RELIGIOUS GROUPS SHOULD STAY OUT OF POLITICS OR...BE TAXED

--== SO MANY CHRISTIANS/SO FEW LIONS

--== SORRY I MISSED CHURCH, I'VE BEEN BUSY PRACTICING WITCHCRAFT AND BECOMING A LESBIAN

--== THE BIBLE/A GRIM FAIRY TALE

--== THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH BAPTISTS IS THAT THEY DON'T HOLD THEM UNDER LONG ENOUGH

--== TRUTH CAN NEVER BE MORE HARMFUL THAN... DENYING IT

--== WELL-BEHAVED WOMEN RARELY MAKE HISTORY.

--== WHEN RELIGION RULED THE WORLD THEY CALLED IT THE DARK AGES

--== WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION WHY YOUR GOD DOESN'T WANT ME TO BELIEVE IN HIM?

--== WIZARDS HAVE CRYSTAL BALLS AND HALLOWEENIES

--== YOU FOUND GOD? IF NO ONE CLAIMS HIM IN 30 DAYS, HE'S YOURS!