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MOVIE COLLECTION OF DEATH
MOVIE: INFO: STATS:

ALUCARDA
Mexican possesion/witchcraft movie, pretty good and the star is damn cute, but I don't count I've got a Latin fetish. Dir:
Juan Moctezuma
F/X:

Act:
Tina Romero
Susana Kamini

ARMY OF DARKNESS
Third of the Raimi/Campbell "Evil Dead" Trilogy.
This involved much more slapstick and tongue in cheek humor.
Great camera angles and visuals, as usual with Raimi.
Dir:
Sam Raimi
F/X:
Scott Oshita
Act:
Bruce Campbell

ATTACK OF THE
COCKFACE KILLER
This is the New Orleans local independent horror company,Terror(o)ptics, first movie. This is a funny fucking movie, in spite of how low budget and "raw" it is. Dir:
Jason Matherne
F/X:
Richie Roachclip
Act:
Mike Ball
Dana Kieferle
Billy Heintz

AUSTIN POWERS
INTERNATIONAL MAN
OF MYSTERY
Nothing need be said about these movies, everyone knows them. Dir:
Jay Roach
F/X:

Act:
Michael Myers
Elizabeth Hurley

AUSTIN POWERS
THE SPY WHO
SHAGGED ME
Nothing need be said about these movies, everyone knows them. Dir:
Jay Roach
F/X:

Act:
Michael Myers
Heather Graham

AUSTIN POWERS
GOLDMEMBER
Nothing need be said about these movies, everyone knows them. Dir:
Jay Roach
F/X:

Act:
Michael Myers
Beyoncé Knowles

BIG TROUBLE
IN LITTLE CHINA
This is one of those movies that were a requirement to watch as a child in order to be qualified as a child of the 80's, along with other such classics as Monster Squad, Goonies, and Gremlins.
If you haven't seen this movie your life is only a step or two above meaningless, godamnit.
Dir:
John Carpenter
F/X:
Richard Edlund
Act:
Kurt Russell
Kim Cattrall

BROTHERHOOD
OF THE WOLF
French werewolf/action movie. Lots of martial arts and lupines, can't beat that. Also Monica Bellucci, one of the most ridiculously beautiful women in existance. Dir:
Chrisophe Gans
F/X:
Jim Henson's
Creature Shop
Act:
Samuel Le Bihan
Vincent Cassel

EVIL DEAD
Yes all bow and pray to this movie. Dir:
Sam Raimi
F/X:
Tom Sullivan
Act:
Bruce Campbell

LOST BOYS
One of my personal top 5 vampire movies. This is the movie that made it "cool" to be a vampire.
"I can't beat your bike."
"You don't have to beat me Michael...you just have to try and keep up."
Dir:
Joel Schumacher
F/X:
Greg Cannom

Act:>BR>
Jason Patric
Keifer Sutherland
Corey Haim

LOST IN SPACE
Pretty good remake on the old TV series. Excellent acting by Gary Oldman,... and sweet jesus Lacey Chabert is hot in this movie. I don't care if she was only 16. Dir:
Stephen Hopkins
F/X:
Jim Henson's
Creature Shop
Act:
William Hurt
Heather Graham
Lacey Chabert
Gary Oldman

PRINCE OF
DARKNESS
This is one of the best horror movies I have ever seen. It has an amazing story line, beautiful effects, and a great cast (including Alice Cooper as the leader of the evil psycho bums). This is another flick should be required to view in order to continue existing on this plane.

"I've got a message for you, and you're not going to like it: Pray for death."
Dir:
John Carpenter
F/X:
Kevin Quibell
Act:
Donald Pleasence
Jameson Parker
Victor Wong

RAVENOUS
This was a suprisingly good film. Cannibalism in a secluded military fort during the "Western Frontier" era. Deals with the Native American myths of gaining the strength and power of your enemy by eating them. Dir:
Antonia Bird
F/X:
Jim Henson's
Creature Shop
Act:
Guy Pearce
Robert Carlyle
David Arquette
Jeffrey Jones