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nAME:
--== Daniel O. Alexander

aGE:
--== Currently I Am: 25

oCCUPATION:
--== Student- Southeastern Louisiana University:
digital arts major/sculpting minor.

--== Weekend receptionist(phone bitch)at nationwide real estate advertisement agency.

--== Aspiring Special F/X artist. Currently a member of the Slidell Terroroptics Division's F/X team (S.T.D. F/X). Also trying to be apprenticed by one of the the local area artists.

tHE sKINNY:
I fuck dead girls and jack off to fantasies of my sister masterbating furiously with one hand whilst probing her ass-hole with the other.

--== mUSIC:
Currently I'm listening to Chill of November Clouds, but I also listen to these bands. What do you think about that?


--== mOVIES:
Horror, in all forms. I like most genres, but in my opinion they are all filler until the next horror. Evil Dead II and Prince of Darkness, Boondock Saints (OK, so it's not horror, go fuck yourself) are my personal favorites, as they should be to all who draw in breath and live. Check out my movie collection of death for some other good shit.

--== rEADING mATERIAL:
Currently I am reading, The Jesus Mysteries - Timothy Freke & Peter Gandy, My Name is Asher Lev - Chaim Potok, Clanbook: Giovanni - Greg Stolze and John Chambers, The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe - Douglas Adams, and the current issue of Fangoria. I also suggest these reads.



--== iNTRESTS:
- I've been homebrewing beers and wines for about two years. So far I've brewed almost 26 bottles of mead (a honey based wine),a half keg of brown ale, and about 13-17 bottles of raisin wine. The ale came out fairly well, the mead still has about a month of aging, and the raisin wine is good, but aging slow due to not being able to keep the temperature of a refridgerater high engough. As of this second I have a week until I bottle 6 gallons of a English Pale Ale that I've dry-hopped with a pound of Cascade hops. Then its on like Donkey Kong.

- I'm soon going to be taking up the hobbie of various forms of smithing, mainly blacksmithing and swordsmithing. I've done some pretty basic stuff with it, so far. I'll post those pics one day.

--== I like a variety of other shit that I don't feel like writing about right now.

--== Think I'm weird now,...you should read the shit I dream about!

--== If you wanna hear me whine about my tepid existance, read my rANTINGS.