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This Is Just Some Of The Great Nuggets Of Wisdom And Intelligence That Have Uttered Forth From Mine And My Friends Mouths. Being That We Are Such Highly Evolved Persons, It Can Be Expected That This List Will Always Be On An Increase.

Read. Reflect. Learn.

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The Chick Formally Known As Juggs:
---=== I found Jesus in a parking lot and I gave him away.


Star:
---=== I wasn't expecting you to have something big and chunky in your pocket.


Da Faja:
---=== In a world of sheep, the wolf is considered evil.


The Egg:
---=== I wanna watch you pick wild flowers, man.


Orphan:
---=== Tony, fucking the baby, full of Tony.

---=== Can a person get pregnant if she has anal sex and the guy cums in her ass?

---=== I don't know how to cook fetus.


Chainsaw:
---=== Zombies have that little extra zing, you know what I mean man.


Rev. Twitch:
---=== That's like sneaking athlete's foot into my socks.

---=== What you thought was going on last time, is happening right now!

---=== I got rug burn on my penis.


Syn:
---=== I felt that shit in my colon, that was vacuum powered and shit.

---=== I don't give a fuck-a-lo.

---=== Let me see you pull a miracle out of your ass with one black mana.


Cherry:
---=== I'm confused and wet.


Snake:
---=== I'm just going to sit here knowing that I know I'm right.


Fred D.:
---=== I got a tube, but I need you to watch me.

---=== I don't swim in shit, man.


D:
---=== Never turn down a burrito or a blow job.


Phantom::
---=== Stop! She doesn't want your bone.


Paulie G::
---=== That was some gecko drama.


Skater Mike:
---===You're losing valuble centimeters.

---=== I'll eat their fat faces.

---=== It hasn't ticled my dick yet.

---=== He ate his family! I left him a will under his cedar chips.

---=== That's enough to replace the wales of my nightmares.