School's Out For Mother Fucking Summer
Mood:  irritated
So its the end of the first week of Summer break. Monday I had to take the hour drive to school yet again to load up the school's scrap metal yard into my Sculpture instructor's truck and unload it in the junk yard. "Why?" you may ask, "as part of my grade" I would then reply. This was all fine and dandy though, I wasn't bitter about such blackmail because I had a three month break, which was sorely needed. I spent tuesday, wednesday, thursday evening, and friday morning involved in large amounts of yard work. Friday evening I headed out from the house on my way to clean my mothers home. About 5 miles from home this stupid bitch pulls directly out in front of me causing me to slam my goddamn car into hers. I was cool, inside I wanted to rip her fucking eyeballs out and squeeze the jelly out of them and down her fucking throat while simultaniously ripping her fucking nipples off with needle nose pliars, but I kept my cool. I called the cops they came out and immediatly she goes off. "Oh, he was speeding. Yes sir. He had to be going like 40 or 45." Nothing can describe the rage I felt. The cop asks her "Maam, do you realize that the speed limit on this street is 45 miles an hour?" and the bitch says "Oh, no I didn't, but he was speeding he was going faster than that." That fucking whore even went so far as to tellt he cop that she pulled out in front of me in the first place because I was going so fast she didn't even see me. But I kept my cool. To add insult to injury, the cop doesn't even ticket her. But of course I've saved the best for last. when it was all said and done, she gets in her car and drives away, a small crack in her front bumper. I, however, wait in the fucking blistering heat for the tow truck seeing as how the front right of my car was mashed into my fucking wheel. yippie, mother fucking skippie.