let me know if you come across any dead links or anything else that falls into the "fucked-up" category.

UPDATED MATERIAL
01.07.06
So yeah, been a while. Spent alot of time redesigning the site...however it is now to large to fit on the meager 20 megs allotted me by this glorious host. So until I get off of my ass and procure myself a my own bought and payed for section of the web, there will be very little updates. I plan on getting all the pics for the entire year, as it were, of 2005 up. Various shindigs and what-not's have occured that I have been unable to post due to the ever loving relationship between Apple's and PC's. If I ever get my god damn computer back from bATMAN I'll be sure and organize and post them. Of course that will probably be around the time that I get around to getting my own web space, so.....

Seeing as how an entire semester has travelled it's course since last I wrote I suppose I should play a little catch up. That lovely whore of a storm, Katrina, played a nasty little number with all of our lives down here. She left oRPHAN and lOVECHILD homeless, so now they both reside with me in my shitty little garage I rent out from me mum. We are just now getting it into an ordered state and things seem to have started to go fairly well. For more detailed ranting updates go here.

08.09.05
More loathsome anguish and spite!

Haven't been here to update in a while, been busy with work, home, party plans, freind juggling, and MySpace. School starts soon, not sure if I'm excited about that or not. Its important that I try my damndest to get my schedule changed. Not looking forward to Monday's classes starting at 8am and ending at 8pm with only three 15 min breaks between them. Not to mention, Advanced Web Art, Intmd Digital Art, then Psychology....one right after the other. Jesus.

Anyway speaking of school I've got to go print up a calender of events for this semester, and figure out a way to remind myself to bring my taxes tomorrow so I can update my Fafsa so that I can get a student loan to pay off my credit card. yay.

07.16.05
Fun and Games on the break up front

Went to GWAR with Orphan and Chainsaw Thursday night. Fucking great show. They had Devildriver, High on Fire, and Clutch open for them. Devildriver was damn good and Clutch wasn't that bad. GWAR however was fucking unbelievable. Ended up covered in every kind of fake bodily fluid you could think of. Felt like I was in an Evil Dead movie. Unfortunately, I left my Credit Card there and had to drive all the way back to New Orleans in order to pick it up so I could get two new tires for my car to replace the two flat ones.

Still haven't gotten the bathroom finished, which sucks because Chainsaw's BD party is tonight. Gonna have to break out the old Ghetto Toilet again it would seem. Gonna have to do some friend juggling as well. It seems Chainsaw invited both Syn and Orphan. Syn needs to be picked up from work around 11 to come to the party. Orphan doesn't want to be around him so she will stay until Fred D. goes to get Syn and then she will leave. Craziness man.

07.08.05
Busy week man. We supposedly have some horrible storm of death coming our way this weekend, so this may be the last time I write you...type you...whatever.
All this week Fred D., Orphan, and myself have been working on getting my bathroom pimped, the first step in the overall pimping of my house. I ripped all the shitty ass paneling and what not out whilst Fred D. pulled up the old tile. We put dry wall and cement board where appropriate and Fred D. has started laying this kick ass tile down on the walls and floor. what dry wall is left visible will most likely be painted to look like a stormy sky. Looks nice already. I've been given a deadline of one year before the house is officially and completely pimped.

In other news I was forced to get semi-physical with Syn yesterday when he unexplainably blew-up and and started freaking out on Orphan.

So the Triads, as I just now taken to calling us for purely super-human like title reasons soley, have had and shall have fairly entertaining times for these our last days of summer. We are going to watch some pit fighting at the Main Event tonight, next week we, at least Orphan and myself so far, plan on going to see GWAR play at Twiropa's across the lake, and finally the almighty Rob Zombie will be gracing our territory with his presence on the 29th of next month. Add to that the pimping of el Casa de Pecado and helping Fred D. with his side jobs and shit we should be quite busy. Catch ya'll on the flip side, Ya Mean!

07.02.05
Well, that was fun. But now that I've had my fill of sorrow, depression, longing, and all the other useless emotions I've been feeling over a worthless cause, I'm ready to try something new. My first challenge I want to try doing is living. That's right actually having a life of my own, not just stealing little scraps of it away from someone else. I'm well on my way now, I've got two of my friends, who have been doing it for a while and have gotten pretty good at it, to help me learn. It was really hard at first but I think I'm starting to get the hang of it. Lets see if I become a pro or fall on my fucking face as I seem wont to do.

Updated the Peeps page a little. Still gots lots to add to that fucker though. I will try and update the Vanity page tomorrow, though I may be busy.

06.25.05
So much in a month. Shit so much thrown away in two weeks, but what does it matter right.
The party went fine, all had a good time. Should have some pics up eventually.

I visited my grandparents, great aunt, and cousin (as well as her freind, Tink). Likewise I will try to get a couple of pics up from that trip.

The feature presentation of this month however, is that Phantom and I have seperated from each other. A decision, that I suggested and thought would solve our unhappiness. It has done wonders it seems for Phantom, she's as good as gold. Glad it the decision wasn't a complete failure. I am taking it very well
, also. I'll be moving that last of my shit back to the old house this evening.

It's obviously an epidemic, as Orphan and Syn have seperated as well. Orphan has begun renting out one of Fred D.'s spare rooms and we, the three of us, have begun to drink alot recently. Can't really figure out what has caused the spike. hmmm.

On the bright side, I've got my car back.

05.28.05
I have this unexplainable sense of doom that swirls around my thoughts of tonight. Though minute, its presence is marked.
This will be my last time

Had a really fucking weird
dream last night, one that shows yet again that I have a disturbing fetish with incest.

I also sent all posts past this one through a spell and grammer check, finally. So hopefully I will no longer be getting so many calls and messages telling me how fucking ignorant and illiterate I am. Like I need the fucking support on those virtues.

05.27.05
I can't stop fucking laughing.
So tomorrow is the big party and we are pretty much all set. Phantom and I are at work and gingerly roaming through various websites. Whilst I researched the fact that Brad Nowell, of Sublime, died of a heroin overdose so as to prove my sister Orphan wrong, Phantom brings to my attention a picture she had come across in an article on the DEA's website. The reason this picture had caught her eye being that it is our very own Syn. So I've spent the last hour putting together homage and getting together the hard copies so as to make a framed piece for display in the Shed.
Syn was quite surprised and just a little uneasy with the fact that he is the DEA's literal poster child for Ravers and Raves in general. I, however, think it is the funniest fucking thing I've seen/heard in a long fucking time.

Lets all raise our Vicks inhalers in toast to Syn!

05.22.05
As Alice Cooper has been known to shriek, School's out for summer, and of course, Bullshit has predominated the known dimension.

--== ^*^ ==--

So this coming Saturday (the 28th to be exact) will be the FOP reunion party. It is a costume party (sorta, if you consider the fact that no FOP: Member's Only party has ever ended with clothed attendees), in which you must assume a personality that coincides with the costume. Currently we are expecting:

1 serial killer
2 saloon girls
1 dominatrix
1 clown game show host
1 nearly naked vampire chick
1 psycho ninja
1 mad scientist
1 Darth Vader
1 Morpheus-esqe Guy
We have many activities planned such as a game show, light stick show, slave assignment, plus much more. The plan is to film the party in its entirety, and then edit it down into an entertaining little piece that can be looked on later with nostalgia. We shall all bring objects, along with a copy of the tape, to be sealed into a nifty little box, which shall not be re-opened until a later date, a la time capsule idea. With a little luck, this gathering shall come up close to the previous party of this caliber, as it was a great success.
There is still much work to be done, however. There is still some decorating left, as well as the procuring of some supplies. oRPHAN and I have to construct a simple two curtained structure over the stage to act as a makeshift confession booth until I can get around to constructing a more permanent one. fRED D. is hooking his surround sound system up to the sHED's stereo. Also, cHERRY is determined to build some outhouse structure as well, though the likelihood of that particular project's success is limited. Plus, there are a few surprises for the night that need to be set up for in order for them to go off smoothly.

--== ^*^ ==--

On a semi-different note, my summer agenda will include the collaboration of myself and sYN in an attempt to work out either a comic strip or flash animation series that will include characters and situations inspired by the FOP hijinx. We hope that this project will be a success and frighteningly entertaining. I update this site with any info as it comes.

That Is All

04.30.05
Next week is the last week of this semester (not counting exam week). I am looking forward to the next three month break. As usual though, I've been working hard to make sure that it won't be a nice relaxing break. I'm still in debt, I have yet another speeding ticket to pay, plus a number of projects that I've been putting off till I had time. I have a web site I have got to work on, and my fucking PC is out of commission. (for some odd reason I just had a flashback to when I was like 13 or 14 and sitting in this dude B.J.'s bedroom flipping through a Hustler magazine; Weird).

I hung out with oRPHAN last night. I feel like a dick every time I think about how unproductive us not talking to each other was. I really missed hanging out with her. Luckily, we are back to our old ways; beating the shit out of each other, abusive alcohol consumption, and the slow break down of society and the sanities of whoever is unlucky enough to be our server at Buffalo Wild Wings on a Friday night.

Looking over my last couple of posts, I would just like to say "FUCK THAT FUCKING GAME." Being the good sport that I am, I hereby renounce anything good I had to say about that fucking NOTPRON game, and it’s not just because I couldn't get any farther......ok, that is exactly why, but fuck it anyway.

I am currently obsessed with Skinny Puppy's new CD, The Greater Wrong of the Right. Anyone who is familiar with their older shit will surprised. When I first heard the album I felt a little let down, as there was little recognizable from the music style that I was used to from this group. However, because of songs like Pro-Test, Neuwerld, and Daddyuwarbash, now I can't stop listening to it. I feel that any second I going to crash through a coffee shop window with an axe, whilst sporting a trench coat, and ask the first patron I come across if they listen to Skinny Puppy.....right before I take a swing at them with the axe that is.

So not sure what I'm going to do tonight. pHANTOM, is going to a dance party thing at 7:30, oRPHAN is supposed to stop by after 6:00. I doubt drinking is in order, oRPHAN and I had enough last night and she is still feeling it. I'm sure we will find some way to entertain ourselves, even if it means inhaling large amounts of burning foliage and staring at a blood soaked screen.

Oh, and if by some chance you are one of those fucking infiltrating' ass-chimps that are staring lost at the trench coat-sporting-axe-man reference, you have been found out you fucking bastard. You are required to leave this site now and not even fucking ponder your return until you get your goddamn priorities straight. I have two fucking words for you. John. Carpenter. You are the fucking enemy! Its people like you that are breaking down the humanity of this world by ritualistically sacrificing your fucking head jelly to dogmatic spittle! WAKE UP FUCKER! I AM A GOD....I AM A FACELESS WARRIOR!

that is all

03.26.05
Its days like this, when you wake up and discover that Michael Jackson's Rock With You was the #1 pop hit the day you were born, that make you wonder what the fuck are we doing.

03.08.05
So I finally got my office computer working right again, so I should be able to start tinkering with this site again.

I have now become completely obsessed with NOTPRON. I'm currently on level 15, and thoroughly stumped. I have put up this section to introduce and give what assistance I can to ya'll about this fucking crack-rock of a puzzle.

(To Jessie) I want those pictures of your party!

03.05.05
Ok, I haven't updated in a while. Give me a fucking break. I don't have internet at home anymore. Shit, I don't even have a computer at home anymore, unless you count that rancid piece of shit of an Apple laptop. I had to brave the crashing of my work computer today however. Phantom has sent me this online riddle site. I don't know how long it has been out, but if you haven't experienced it before than do so now. I haven't enjoyed a game this much since Phantasmagoria II: a puzzle of flesh. So if you were as big a fan of games such as 7th Hour, 11th Guest, and the two Phantasmagorias, PLAY THIS GAME!

PLAY


....oh....school sucks, I hate everything, I think I'm slowly becoming agoraphobic, bipolar, or manic depressive. Maybe I should start wearing black lipstick and writing sappy poems about dying. fuck it, at the very least I might stop eating and live off coffee and nicotine when I get totally assimilated into a sad ass Goth. at least I'll get the nifty willowy thin vampire look. lol.

01.04.05
So I only have about two weeks left until school starts again. Next semester I'm taking a digital 3D modeling class which I will combine with an independent study class involving setting up and artistically utilizing a forge smithing environment as well as help set up for the reintroduction of the school's foundry. I plan on experimenting with the 3D modeling program, Cinema 4D, which I will have carved out into wax, from there I will make a cast made of it in order to make a bronze pouring made from it. I've also taken on a Meso-American mythology class, my last English Lit class, and an Intro Biology. This is going to be a very stressful and hectic semester I can sense it already.

I had a shit game of D&D last night. After spending 2/3 of the game naked and bound by wrist and ankle. My comrades finally stopped fucking around and came to negotiate my return with an ogress, which involved us to go through this portal that was protected by our god's arch-rival. Said portal sent us to some fucked swamp and face to face with two basilisks, an encounter which quickly brought me and one other companion to a state of petrifaction and thereby forcing us to make new characters.
Anyway, that was my poor attempt at updating the site, I now go to watch Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.

EVERYONE MUST PROCURE THEMSELVES A COPY OF ALL SIX OF Velvet Acid Christ's Between the Eyes albums.

12.29.04
I added pix from the La Ren Fest to Gluttony. I am working fast before this computer realizes that it is working correctly and turns back into shit. I no longer have internet access from home, as we live in a new house and can't afford a phone line yet.

Phantom and I just got back from Boston where we were visiting Phantom's older brother and sister-in-law. We had many mis-adventures and met many a strange character. I should have those pics and accompanying stories. Till then, later.

11.03.04
Ok, I dedicate these F/X pix to my favorite cousin Yessica (sorry, I couldn't find any normal pix of me to send you, and I haven't been able to fill in Thor's area yet).

To sum it all up, my Halloween was kind of lame. Phantom and I just sat around and watched In the Mouth of Madness and most of Return of the Living Dead. Not that watching movies with Phantom was lame, but it isn't how Halloweens should be spent.

That's all

10.23.04
So it has been almost a month since I've been able to come here. Between the shitty ass Apples at school running Netscape to the lump of useless steel at work that I'm convinced is possessed by Pazuzu, I haven't been able to even access the fucking site's host. In addition to that bullshit, when I have had a reliable access to the host I didn't have the time to actually come here. Fuck it.

So I've had my basic blacksmith class. I made a shit load of coat hooks, a letter opener, bottle opener, candle holder, some smithing tools, and my first sword. The sword is was made from flat steel though so I haven't actually "forged" a sword, but it still took about 4 hours of heating and beating to get it where it is. Also tried out welding for the first time, I'm not a very good aim I've learned.

I'm supposed to be talking with this guy I met at a party about designing his website (don't worry ya'll, I won't be using the outrageous design filled with all the bells and whistles you see on this site, ), so maybe I'll get a little money coming my way. I definitely need it, this semester is raping for money.

We still have not moved into the new house yet, I'm going to go help with whatever I can today, should be finished soon. I have had no time to get out there and help Phantom with anything, which kind of sucks. I feel bad, but then again, what the hell are you supposed to do when somebody gets a home without your consent at the beginning of a new semester. Still can't help feeling bad though.

I've should have a couple of ok traditional pieces to post by the end of the semester. Things like Pinhead crucified or corrupted fast food icons.

09.26.04
I don't know if it is just lack of sleep, attention overload, or the first step into the next transgression into the next change in my existence. Studies do show that every 7 years or so your personality, interests and actions change and shift to something different. The days are going by in a fog, blurring past so that I'm already beginning to forget what day it is (even on days that I haven't drunk my self stupid the night before, smartass. Are you going to let me finish or ya just going to keep in with the clever fucking comments?). Sleep is slowly melting down into the shell of what was once thought of as being a deeply missed friend and before my eyes that burned out husk is cracking as the soft glistening pink flesh of a newborn feeling, a feeling of rest being an annoying necessity that must be hurried through, splits forth from the still smoking, singed remains. And then there are all the thoughts, the doubts and wants. The contrast of emotional surges to that of the equally powerful emotional numbness. As if the wires of my feelings have been sliced and thrown into a fucking rain puddle. The arcs that leap from out searing my perception with cold logic only to leave me in a lingering smoke of confusion. I think of green/hazel through cancer inducing pink glass as the orange/white of molten steel reflects off its surface. I think of 5 mile walks alone that were intended to end in another city alone, but somehow didn't. I wonder why the fuck I'm always so thirsty. I wonder how the fuck can I hold a conversation with a drunk man about how when you die you die, just like a toaster being unplugged from an outlet, yet to some the earth is and always has been flat. I think about the humor I find in the stories of hobbits, dwarves and elves falling deeply into each others masculine arms and how that humor clashes with the sensuality and longing that quickly replaces the mirth when the thought of the stories is paired with there reader. I think of Poppy Z. Brite. How is it that I can dissect, exploit and dismiss demons and saviors when I don't even know who my demons are let alone save myself from them. I wonder, if given the chance, would you kill me for your sins or would you instead ask me to kill myself for your absolution? I wonder what would hurt more, being alone or the emptiness of my departure. I think the sight of cold tile floors would only reflect back loneliness a hundred fold just as it would from the hole in the door waiting to be filled with the new lock. I wonder why everything can't just be easier for a change.


09.12.04
Ok, so until further notice, or until I get a better idea or knowledge base, this is what the next generation of Coldphire will look like.

However The Rollovers Only Seem To Work On Certain Computers. Why This Is I Don't Know. Hopefully I Will Have It Fixed Tomorrow.


09.05.04
I sometimes wonder if I'm wrong about this "god doesn't exist" or "god is dead" thing. Think about it, really. There may be a god. Sunday being the day that all these psycho-Christians are pumping this entity up with their focus on him, it would kind of be like some huge vengeful fucking energizer bunny, savvy. This Mecha GOD-zilla, now juiced up on a healthy dose of prayer cooked over a crude spoon and shot straight into its fucking eye like some cheap, dirty cut fucking heroin out of a crucifix hypodermic.....sorry, I digress. Anyway, here this juiced up deity come, feeling no pain and ready for some good, old-fashioned holy vengeance, right. I can see it now, as it rears back its hand (hypo-fix, still hanging out its fucking eye) and brings down its holy smiting upon infidels such as myself. My punishment is realized right here. Sitting in this fucking office. Trapped in my own fucking mind and not a goddamn thing around me to pick the fucking lock, just drawn down to the filthy fucking rot and mold covered crease where floor meets ceiling, letting my tongue run along the gooey, bourbon street taste that is nestled deep in that crevice. Sinking into a mind numbing marsh of wasted time clinging feebly to the water logged and rotten debris that is internet porn and the mocking, taunting sites showcasing all that I have the ability to create but never find the time or motivation to do. I can only look at so many tits before I'm ready to fuck a hole in the dry wall right below these fucking crusty old pictures of birds. Drive the fucking rusty goddamn nail that is my fairly pathetic excuse for a sex life into my temple and you get a fucking cupie doll as a prize. In fact you can probably give it to your date and ensure a wild sexual romp for the night, which would be the fucking cherry on top of the fucking cake.

09.04.04
Long fucking week, man. Non-stop school and manual labor. I come home every night almost with my socks and shirt drenched in sweat and coated with grime, and feeling like I've been hit by a truck. House is coming along nicely however. Phantom and co. have got half the painting done. It is Labor Day weekend so I don't have class on Monday, should be able to catch up on some rest.


08.29.04
So had a completely boring fucking day at work today. After which, I went to the new house and scrubbed down the master bath like I was back in basic. The whole time I kept thinking, "It would be easier to move and get the done if I was wearing PTs or at least BDUs." Jesus, somebody shoot me!. I also got to rip out rotten boards and rusty nails. I tried desperately to ravage Phantom's body in the kitchen with the open windows behind us for the world to see, but I was effectively deflected with hollow promises of sexual misconduct in the shower. I was offered spaghetti and TV in its place. Now I must go to sleep, I have to be up at 6am. yay.


08.28.04
So the first week of school has come and gone. I've begun learning Dreamweaver, so I'll try to make the promise that this site will get better sound less hollow. I have two assignments that I don't want to do that involve rubbings from buildings and the other being.....another fucking old master reproduction. I just got finished making 20 story boards for my first video assignment. Took longer than I thought. Waiting for da Faja.

Phantom's act of sale for her house was yesterday. Looks like we will be quite busy for awhile. Lots of little repairs, touch-ups, and finishing jobs that need to be done. I was hoping the sun would still be up a bit by the time my father picked me up from work and we got to the home so as to trim the bushes and give him his trimmer back, however the sky looks to be hurtling towards dusk at unfathomable speeds and it isn't even five yet. Damn it all. Either way, we gotta do some repairs on the water heater so I'm sure we will be quite busy.

My eyeball is throbbing. The right one. I hate when that shit happens. Feels like one of those things that Arnold Schwarzenegger used in Total Recall, to pull the tracker out of his nasal cavity, is imbedded deep in my optical cavity and is manipulating my eyeball like one might a grape in a grocery store. Damnit.


08.24.04
Just got back from Dungeons and Dragons session in Mandeville. Pretty good game. Looking forward to killing someone in my game, which has been moved to Thursday nights due to my school schedule? Syn is going to be targeted I think but regardless, I want someone to die that night. It's only been three games since my last kill!

Started school today. So far all my classes look promising, especially my video class. I'm anxious to pick up that area. I have to get to school fairly early tomorrow to pay for my basic blacksmith class, maybe I'll be able to pick up a parking decal as well, though the line looked quite formidable today.

The party Saturday was a disaster. I have once again learned my lesson of being careful of who to invite to what type of events. I need to remember that 90% of the population does not agree, understand, or feel comfortable around our group's form of personal entertainment. Had I been a little more inebriated I may have come to blows with a friend of mine that had just a little too much to drink and didn't understand what had happened, what was about to happen, and what the fuck was going on at the time. Luckily, I was sober enough to realize the situation and ask him to leave. However, he was too fucking drunk to leave well enough alone, and my poor girlfriend had to endure his drunken bullshit as she drove him home. Meanwhile, I was passed the fuck out in bed, oblivious to it all. I have somewhat forgiven him. I don't really have that much of a problem with him being a slobbering, drunk asshole to me, but bringing my girlfriend into his bullshit pisses me off and makes me feel guilty for not being sober and able to relieve her of it. He has apologized numerous times, and I know he is sincere, however it will be awhile before my seething relents. D and Thor if you are reading this, congratulations for not being able to come. You made a wise choice.

By the by,.....Apples are pieces of corpse shit!


08.21.04
I've put all the drawings I want to show into Lust/Traditional. I still have a couple of doodles, as well as my one and only painting, to scan before I load them up.

Tonight is the last free night before school starts. It's not really free of course, I still have to work in the morning on Sunday, but it is free enough. After I get off work I'm heading over to one of the 3 Sav-a Centers that are within 5 miles of here (overkill?) and stocking up on booze and munchies. I wish I could find some salad on such short notice, but I didn't think about it.

I'm fucking tired and starving. I want this Chinese restaurant to open up soon. I don't know if they serve lunch on Saturday’s though.


08.18.04
It seems that the new Horror Con that is coming to the New Orleans area has finally gotten a site up.


08.15.04
Do you ever have one of those days in which estrogen seems like nothing but some vile, horrid poison that should be smote from the land?


08.14.04
I put a new menu up for Lust, adding a section for my traditional style art as well (though it is just the structure, I have yet to put any pics into it yet). Aside from a little tweaking and cleaning up, that is all that has been done.

08.13.04
I think I smelled fall,
In today's summer wind.
The faint tang of autumn,
It just might have been

I'm sure I smelled fall,
During a moment I stole,
And I brought it deep in my lungs
To revive my slumbering soul

I know I smelled fall,
This hot summer morn.
A promise of escape
From the Summer Sun's scorn

And that's all I got to say about that.
One more week until school starts, and as I've said above, I smelled fucking fall on the wind today. Yeah, it was a more tolerable temperature and all, but those can be fooling. You know fall is coming by the smell, and god damn it I smelled it. Just a little. I can't fucking wait.

That's about all. We may be giving the good ole French Quarter a visit tonight. Boredom has set in and nothing exercises it from your system better than Handgrenades and boobies.


08.11.04
Ok so I realize that there is a distinction between PC's and Apples, but does that go so far as .EXE's not fucking existing in the Apple Universe? I've got this fucking iBook thing so I could do my Digital Art projects without having to stay extra late or drive an hour out to Hammond. Unfortunately, the programs I need on the damn thing aren't recognized. I tried to load Photoshop CS on thing (yes it is a bought and payed for program, not pirated) and it says that it may not load on OSX if my password is too long. I don't even have a fucking password set and it won't run, nor will it recognize files other than .BMP or folders. WTF?

So I recently started playing Vampire the Masquerade: Redemption again. I forgot how much fucking fun (and anger inducing, as is evidenced from my now slightly broken keyboard and aching fist) this game is. I just found out that there is a new Vampire game that is out, or soon coming out, called Bloodlines. It went on about some crazy "same engine as Half-Life 2" bullshit....I don't understand that jive, hip-hop street lingity, but it looks very interesting none the less.

I start back at school on the 23. I will be taking a non-credit beginning blacksmithing course as well. About damn time is all I have to say. Not looking forward to Monday's and Wednesday's though. I have three 3 hours classes one right after the other, having me at school at 8am-4:45pm, add on the blacksmith class starting on the 13 of September, I won't be leaving campus on Monday's till 9pm. I always was a masochist.

That is all, I must finish trying to look like Vin Diesel and get ready for work.

08.06.04
So I finally have my computer back. I had to reformat my fucking hard drive, but it is back. It isn't all bad, at least I gave my computer the ultimate in enemas, so no more bullshit all over the place.
Speaking of computers, I finally broke down and purchased an Apple so that I don't have to drive a fucking hour to Hammond just to work on any projects that are due. It is also cool because now I can do any reports for school or any story ideas and write ups for my game anywhere my evil little self wants go. Ok, so according to my test scores I'm not evil I'm just plain Neutral but we can all dream right? Well fuck you too then!

Also in headlines today, my girlfriend has brought home another fucking animal. This one is a little, female puppy. Against my initial plans and better judgment I have grown to like the goddamn thing. We have named her Dusk, in order to keep up with the wonderful name scheme we have kicking for our animals. Yes there are small furry creatures fucking everywhere now. The current tally is:

--== 3 Dogs
- Shadow
- Shade
- Dusk

&

--== 2 Ferrets
- Elric
- Corum

That’s all I feel like thinking about right now. I think I'm going to go out. Maybe I'll come upon some dream chick who's down with the Dork Side.


07.18.04
I added another link to ENVY. Nothing else for you because I really don't like you. I don't mean that in an "I don't like you, my readers," no I'm talking to YOU. YOU, the motherfucker reading this right now. YOU know who you are and know exactly what I'm talking about. For the rest of my readers, I can't get much to ya'll because my goddamned computer got "hijacked" or whatever other hip techno street lingo you want to call it. I'm talking about that fairly new piece of shit spyware, or adware, or whatever the fuck it is. If you click the close button on the wrong pop-up it automatically opens, you get two warnings from whatever clueless anti-virus you have telling you that Trojan Horses have been found and they can't do shit about it. From that moment on your homepage is some piece of shit search page, pop-ups warning you about GODDAMN VIRUSES keep coming up as you surf, and your CPU runs at mother fucking 100% at all goddamn times. So I'm slowly zipping my shit and transferring it to Phantoms computer, seeing how I don't have enough VIRTUAL MEMORY TO BURN A GODDAMN CD OR ZIP LARGE GROUPS OF FILES. Hopefully I'll get my shit done and be able to reformat and start fresh. I've had to delete all of my porn......bastards!


07.03.04
Added some pix from a spur of the moment trip to Alabama last year.


06.30.04
New Orleans shall be having a new Horror Convention coming in November

The Ringleader, Timberwulff states at the convention's Yahoo Group:

"What I am planning to have at the convention, is the following:
Vendors

Special guests,
of which the wonderful and talented Robyn Griggs has already agreed to attend
{ Amy Lynn Best, Tony Todd, Bill Johnson, & Leonard Lies have also been signed to the guest list as well as a possible signing of Troma's Lloyd Kaufman}.

Movie screenings

Demos,
special effects make up, as well as other things

Also hoping to have fil{m} companies come showing their stuff, and maybe finding something they will find useful here.
Any questions or anything I missed let me know"

Text within {} are my additions, the original post can be viewed here.

Terror(o)ptics will be trying to get some kind of something at this thing, hopefully hawking the wares, savvy?


06.20.04
So I went to D's Birthday party last night. It was an Alice in Wonderland costume party. This was one of the best fucking times of my life, I had a fucking blast. So, happy birthday D, and thank you for such a damn good time as always. However, I do feel like a real fucking dick. D is a great guy, I hold him in high esteem. Yet I really don't know him personally that well, so I had no fucking clue what kind of present to get the guy. It really fucking sucked, I'll have to ensure I get to know the guy a little better. Anyway I posted the pics here


06.19.04
--== Second tumor was not actually a tumor. Just some random, once aggravated glandular thingy, probably from one of my million bouts with strep throat as a child. So, once again...no worries of cancer. However due to the two days I had to miss because of surgery, I was absent the day we received both the study guide for my first test as well as an entire art movement's lecture. Said art movement made up more than half of the test's questions. Therefore, I had to skip the test and now have to take my final at the end of the semester as well as take an essay exam for the first test. Fucker!

--== Stabbed in the Face premiere went very well. There was an awesome turnout and Terror(o)ptics made a decent profit over their Attack of the Cockface Killer premiere. I have gotten word that they are currently talking with their entertainment lawyer, and moving forward towards distribution and festival/convention viewings. Said comment from this lawyer was supposedly "...If the film is half as good as the cover, then [Terror(o)ptics] is going to make a butt-load of money." The company itself is working on putting together promotional packages to send off to the likes of Fangoria and the film festivals. Stabbed in the Face being the first film that credits my F/X, (credited as: first makeup assistant, which kind of sucks because the credited F/X artist is going to get a lot of credit for better shit than he did. It was Joey, Jared, and myself who did the great "big" effects) I now have something to put on a resume as well as a potential "business card." Ain't it cool!

--== I've cleaned the pages up a tad bit, updated some petty shit throughout the site, I added a page within Wrath with a shit load of funny ass bumper stickers that deserve recognition, replaced the near unreadable visited link color with a more highly contrasted, quite annoying color, and I think I added a link or two about a week ago and didn't post anything about it.

06.12.04
This is where they cut me up, this is where they sliced.
A thousand drugs to shut me up, but who will pay the price?
I once believed in destiny, I once believed in fate.
But tell me now of what's to come, and why I'm in this state!
Bitch!.....lol.

So I finally had my surgery this last Wednesday, they removed the tumor they knew to have been there as well as one they found once they were digging up in my neck. This second one, they say, is softer and a little different than the first one and they have to send it off for tests. I should know what it is by Thursday.

Tonight is the "Stabbed in the Face" premier at the Rock n' Bowl, in New Orleans. We are supposed to have a big show up for the opening. I'm cleaning the house till I have to get ready.

05.29.04
Jesus, I have been too busy, lazy, or uninspired about updating this site for so long, I don't know where to start bitching.

--== Check out RANTZ for my bitching of Medical Adventures. Fun with Tumors, man!

--== I've gotten through with 2 years of college, amazingly, and I'm still going strong on the GPA. (Why the hell is it that when I was in High School all I could scrape out was a measly 2.0 and now I'm sporting a 3.75? Where was this attention span back then?). I'm now waiting for the beginning of June so that I can start attending a summer Art History class.

--==I've had to shave all my damn facial hair off so I can look pretty in court due to my collection of speeding tickets, and am still dealing with that craziness.

--==I've been sucked into a horrible addiction to the Fangoria.com message boards, where my posts can be found under the handle Rev_Twitch (go figure, right). They are a lot of fun and I never realized that there were so many horror freaks out there.

So that is all I can think of right now. I have officially "updated" the sight. I may actually get around to getting a new design for the sight, or just convert the one I did for class to work here. I'm not too keen on either that design or the fucking horror that is involved in web design using Photoshop, so I doubt that will be the case. I'm probably just going to be lazy and wait until I learn Dreamweaver next semester and am forced to make a personal web site for class anyway.


LATER THAT DAY...


I need these damn things:

PCI Firewire card

Firewire

I have two cool things I want to film.

1) This mental imagery that I got one day whilst listening to Manson's "Black Collar Song," involving a child who has gone from grade school to high school getting picked on and beat up daily by this group of jock assholes, and who one day snaps and takes them all out before realizing what he has done and takes himself out. This has key sequences and scenes as well as certain film effects that go along with various parts in the song.

2) An idea explained to me by The Egg, who came up with it for a music video for the band he was in, Afterhuman. It involves an all white bathroom in which from a tub of milk he slowly rises out of dry and creeps toward the camera. I want to do it in reverse obviously, but I want a very stark light and go extreme with everything being white. I'm talking fresh paint and brand new rugs and shower curtains and shit. I figure a shot of the tub of milk undisturbed, then film him going in reverse from the side of the tub almost looking at the camera, then slowly stepping into the tub and lowering himself in, and lastly a shot of him going from the side of the tub up to the camera so that he is right in front looking straight into the lens. I want to film it so his motions are jerky like the ghosts in House on Haunted Hill and Gothika, plus the shot of him going from the tub to the camera I want done suddenly like the Samara at the end of The Ring. In order to picture this correctly, and if you don't know The Egg, he dresses in a completely white suit and paints his hands and shaven head and face completely white except for a small black spider on his brow between his eyes, we may be able to get him some white-out of cross-out contacts for the shoot, which would be even better.

I will do these damn things and more like them, just you wait and see.

05.25.04
YES! THEY ARE HERE FINALLY! A NEW SET OF PROSTHETIC PIX!

05.08.04
Let's see here....

--== Added another digital pic to Lust. Probably my last digital piece until either: A) I get a Photoshop other than Elements or B) I wait until next semester. Till then.

--== My first "web design" attempt. It was an assignment for class so that is why it is very limited on content. I'm on a role I have a visually lacking site with no content as well as a very visual site with no fucking content. Bow to me.

--== Tomorrow night will be our EVIL DEAD-ATHON party. A number of odd characters will meet in the shed dressed as Deadites and victims in order to watch the trilogy and drink entirely too much. Pictures will be posted in GLUTTONY.

--== LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! EVER WONDER HOW LONG YOU WOULD LAST IN PRISON BEFORE YOU WERE SOMEONES BITCH? NOW YOU CAN FINALLY PUT THOSE MYSTERIES TO REST! YES, NOW YOU TOO CAN DISCOVER HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE YOU BEFORE YOU DISCOVERED YOUR VERY OWN "BUBBA" LOVE! DISCOVER YOUR TIMELINE HERE.

04.25.04
Added a new page to show off the great (and sometimes fucking horrible) movies I've collected over the years. I collect all kinds of shit, but movies are my obsession. I've just started it though, so bear with me. It’s going to take me forever to put up all the movies I have because I'm Obsessive Compulsive. Therefore, the list must be alphabetical (remember ya'll I'm pecking this shit out in code), have a picture, a comment, and some stats. Add to this that I can't seem to stop getting more all of the time. Can't wait.

04.22.04
Ok...I'm finally learning some basic web design, so hopefully I will be able to make this site look a little bit more eye friendly. However, I have had to miss a lot of school this week due to my and my father’s medical attentions. I will be able to crack down a little more next week though, so you should soon been seeing a little something-something.

On a much different note, tonight will be the first bachelor party I've ever attended. I don't really know what to expect other than what you see on bad 80's movies, and unfortunately, I don't think I can look forward to such wonders.

Lastly, I should be putting up one or two more digital pieces in the next week or two, I may even have some pics of some of the shit I've been doing in ceramics class (still trying to get some pics of my more traditional art work up).

Anyhoo, I've got to go piss, I've got a six pack of new castle in me. I'll catch ya'll on the flip side, ya heard. Later.

04.19.04
OH MY CHRIST!...MORE MAKEUP PIX,JESUS GOD....AND THERE ARE STILL MORE TO COME. WHAT WILL THIS WORLD BECOME?

03.26.04
--== Added another digital piece to lUST.

03.22.04
TERROR(O)PTICS FUNDRAISER
$5 At The Door.
April 3rd At Last Call Lounge.
Event Starts At 9:00pm And Will Include The Bands :
--== Thornprick ==--
--== The Poots ==--
--== Bros. Rhythm & Co. ==--
--== Dirty Dingus ==--

All Proceeds From Door Will Go To Terror(O)ptics To Help With The Upcoming Film,Stabbed In The Face.
A Number Of Terror(O)ptics Treats Will Be Shown, Including The Trailer To The Upcoming Feature, Stabbed In The Face.

--== Added another digital piece to lUST.

03.16.04
Finally added some form of artwork.
--== My first digital art piece has been added to lUST.

03.14.04
FOR THOSE WHO KNEW OR GIVE A SHIT
My pet ferret, Elric, had to undergo surgery Friday the 5th, to remove a tumor that had developed on one of his glands. The surgery, which could be very dangerous and risky, went well and the tumor was benign.

Elric appears to be recuperating well. He's being a little stubborn with eating and taking his antibiotics, but he is active and playful.


I haven't really updated in a long time. I have a shit load of pictures to post, and god knows what else.

I'm working on a digital piece that, so far, I'm pretty proud of. As soon as I finish it I will post it under lUST.

As I have already mentioned I have a lot of pictures to post from the F/X sessions with the Terroroptics group. I just need the time to screen out the "spoiler" images and fix up the pix in order to post them. There are also some pix from my birthday, but I have to get them developed. My digital camera got smashed and I had to send it off for repairs (still haven't gotten the motherfucker back.)

I did get a cool digital camcorder with my birthday money though, and as soon as I figure out how the fuck the thing works (and how to edit the shit on the computer) I may be able to post some video up. However, I may need to actually buy some web space for that endeavor.

Hmmm....I used to remember what money looked like....but it has been so long.....so very, very long ago.

--== Bitched and moaned about my run in with the Causeway police in rANTZ.

03.06.04
So I'm 24 now. Hmmm....don't know what else to say on that subject. I made my first head cast tonight, I'm tired, and I have a long day ahead of me.

Added a new rANT, deal with it.

VALENTINE'S DAY
When love beckons to you, follow him, though
his ways are hard and steep. And when his wings
enfold you, yield to him, though the sword hidden
among his pinions may wound you. And when he
speaks to you, believe in him, though his voice
may shatter your dreams as the north wind lays
waste the garden. For even as love crowns you,
so shall he crucify you. Even as he is for your
growth, so is he for your pruning. Even as he
ascends to your height and caresses your
tenderest branches that quiver in the sun,
so shall he descend to your roots and shake them
in their clinging to the earth.

"The Prophet" - Kahlil Gibran


--== Added some more pix to
lUST.


01.31.04
Added a couple of new things to lUST. I have started meeting with some people from TerrorOptics, working on the makeup effects for their next movie, so I should be able to start adding a good deal more to that section. I haven't really been doing much else since school started except class assignments, working, and getting fucked over by the VA and the Treasury Dept. So, until I have something of interest, later.

01.22.04
One month until Washington's Birthday. Yippee-Fucking-Skippee.
I added about half of the info for each person on the P33P5 description page thingy. Going to try and add some more as soon as possible but I have started up school again. In fact I am currently in my Basic Digital Art class, which I'm hoping will empower me with the mystical powers to do something other than fucking HTML on this site.
01.17.04
I am working on adding a personas list so that names and attitudes can be associated with the pix on the site; the navigation table is located in gLUTTONY. Though the navigation table is there and functioning, I haven't loaded the images or any background info and whatever else I'm going to put there. I will try and work on that tonight when I get home. That is all.
Added 1 more link, thought I had already linked it before though. hmmm.

01.16.04
So it's about halfway through the first month of the New Year, and I’m bordering on deadly broke. I've got about $130 in the bank, I still owe $35 for my new glasses when they finally come in (I broke my last pair New Year's Eve), and I still have to pay $100 for my first car note, and another $100 left for rent, and don't forget, school starts Tuesday. Hooray for the motherfucking day. It's cool though. Had I the money I would have Subway today, and if you think about it, It's really more of a state of mind rather than an actual mass of bread, meat, and cheese dissolving within your gut.

On note of school, I'm taking a basic digital design class and can hopefully learn how to make this page look less like a piece of shit. Maybe.


UPDATES :

--== Made the lUST page look about 2% more appealing.

--== Added some new fang pix in lUST.

--== Added some shit into wRATH, but you can't see it cause I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

--== Added ONE new link in eNVY.


01.11.04
Fear not my children; for I have returned...ahem...excuse me. So, I am back from my trip south-ward...south-east-ward...hmmm. Anyway, had an ok time, got to see my family, spent a lot of money, etc., etc., etc. I'm getting kind of anxious now, because I will be starting school again in two weeks. Not looking forward to that, but the quicker it comes the quicker it's done. Now that I have returned I can get some more pix up and maybe have a party or three that I can post, if not I'll probably throw some drawings or writings up here for ya in a pitiful attempt to distract you, the readers, into believing that there is actually some worth to viewing this page and maybe, if I'm lucky, spark some hope in your subconscious minds that if you keep coming back the "NEW" updates will actually hold some form of enlightenment, or better yet, entertainment. Tune in next week, same bat-time, same bat-channel. Till then, your homework assignment is this: What is this? I don't have the patience to sit and listen to the old British woman, but I know the inner dope-fiend, cid-head is screaming to know, please get back to me with the info. later.

01.04.04
Added the rest of the New Years pix, as well as sNAKE & sYN'S birthday pix, to gLUTTONY. Added a little bit to rANTZ. I haven't slept since 8:00am yesterday, I'm stuck in this sterile fucking office alone until 5:00pm, and then I have an 11 hour drive to look forward to. Yippie-mother-fucking-skippie.

01.03.04
Added an entry in rANTZ and some pix (there will be more, as well as from sYN and sNAKE'S BD party and from some random drinking party) from New Year's Eve in gLUTTONY. I will be going to Florida tomorrow night and won't be back until next Friday or Saturday.

12.30.03
Fixed some links and added some shit in gREED. I think that was it. I know I did something else.....hmmm. Fuck it, I just realized that I've been sitting with no clothes on updating this damn site for almost two hours and I'm freezing. This is all that you get, I need some damn clothes.

12.17.03
Added some more bitching to rANTZ. Added some more interesting sayings to sLOTH. That's it.

12.14.03
Added the wRATH page but haven't put anything in it yet. Get over it. Added a spits worth of update to the vANITY. That is all.

12.13.03
*F.O.P. Update*
The hidden link to the member site has been removed due to outside visitation to this site. Please, use the member site's actual address.

Bitched some more in rants.

12.12.03
THIS IS A BIG "FUCK YOU" GOING OUT TO THIS LAST SEMESTER. 3rd SEMESTER IS DONE AND OVER WITH. I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH MATH AND SPANISH AND I AIN'T DRAWING A MOTHAFUCKING THING FOR A GOOD WHILE...whew....

Added three new pix fromFOP Samhain 2k3, eventually I will get them all in. I've still got 2 or 3 more peeps hoarding their shit. Goddamned communists. That is all.

12.07.03
Added the sLOTH section to the menu. This will be mine and my friends little Wall of Shame. All that is in it now is a page dedicated to the weird and stupid shit that we have said. I couldn't remember most of them, but I have a lot written down in various places, plus I'm sure we will have no trouble in acquiring new ones. Ok, back to my faux studying. Pizzle O-izzle my Nizzles.

12.06.03
Added some new links in eNVY. Transfigured the rANTZ section into a blog, because I'm a trendy, corporate whore (or because I'm just lazy).

What the fuck is with this FrontPage bullshit. I can't believe that I am so removed from reality and the modern world, that I've been writing all my sites out in fucking HTML while these other ass-clowns out there can just drag and fucking click their updates in a fucking millisecond. MOTHER-BITCH. I'm not bitter though. Still, fuck you all, I'll continue to live in the past and peck out my HTML pages, and I'll love every fucking second of it.

11.14.03
It's a little late and all but...The Halloween party was a blast. Not as many people showed up as 2k1 nor were their nearly enough shenanigans taking place, but we still celebrated the holiest of days in an acceptable manner. To all those who visit the site (which would be nobody....but fuck it) FOP would like to extend all of our hands in gratitude (yes we were actually trying to touch you, but this is the best defense that we could make up in the spur of the moment) to Thornprick for providing a great show for everyone’s entertainment. Also on that note, Dirty Dingus can go fuck themselves for backing out on us. May your urine turn to acid in your collective bladders. It's too bad that we didn't have a video camera to capture the evidence of our sin, but there's always next time I suppose.

Um....Please see last entry for comments about time spent away from the updating of this site. I have updated fucking everything. Lots of pix from FOP Samhain 2k3 in gLUTTONY, as well as some pix of some of the shit I've been doing in lUST. That's really all that's new, but man, it was a pain in the ass trying to organize this fucking site a little better. I still have a lot more shit to do to it, but now I must shower my skank ass off and journey forth to the abominable cess-pool known only as Mandeville.

09.13.03
Wow, it's been a long time since I've been here to do anything. Hmm. Well I did a little updating in eNVY, but nothing of any real note. I added an extremely long and boring entry in the rANT section. That's really about it. I still haven't gotten any pics on here, nor have I even attempted to put any other kind of content. The best part, though, is that there is nothing any of you can do about it. HAHAHAAHAHAHAH!

06.29.03
Added some more senseless whining to the rANT. I'm currently scanning my drawings and doodles onto my computer and attempting to clean them up a bit in Photoshop. One day I may actually get them on here along with some personal writings and whatever else I can think of that can make this site's viewers come away feeling like they just wasted 30 minutes of their life for no apparent reason. Till then.
06.15.03
I love staring at these white walls with their crusty old Audubon bird paintings. Anyway, I've updated the vANITY page. I think that's all. My life is meaningless so don't expect much from the page. Maybe One day I'll actually break down and try to put some actual content on this site. Maybe.
05.22.03
Eatin' biscuits, drinkin' coffee, and putting more shit into "gREED". Maybe I should just make this a wish list site. Hmmmm.
05.17.03
Added more cool shit to "gREED". So what do you think about that?
05.16.03
Put a new entry in "tHE rANT", involving circuses and "shitty" Burger Kings. Think that's all I've updated. If you are a Follower, the FOP site has been updated for the month of May.
05.11.03
I've moved "rANT" into the "vANITY" page. The links page, "mOBIUS sTRIP", has been renamed "eNVY". Also added a the "gREED" page, which is a continuously updated page of cool shit I find/like/want, check it out if you are of like interests with me.
*Got suggestions or issues about the site, or maybe you just can no longer allow me to blemish the name of web design and feel compelled to enlighten me as I sit grunting like some primitive, beating unceremoniously upon my keyboard in a vain attempt to pass as computer literate.*
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