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Update: October 28
STILL NOTHING! I might back-up another page here, for safe keeping.

Update: October 20
My page is still dumb. It still has zero content. Are you heartbroken?

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March. 12: Zapping BK again.
March. 7: Girl AGAIN again... grrrrrr. I'm going to start zapping BK again when BFP is returned to HIS normal gender.
Feb. 10: Girl again... grrrrrr.
January Update:You know... I was thrilled when BFP became a boy again. I was also fairly stoked when he turned shadow because he matched my other pets. ELECTRIC, however, is unsettling. *shakes head*
Post-Xmas Update: *sigh* I knew it wouldn't last. Well, the horrible color has, but, alas, I have a female Pud again. His other stats are going up and down fairly evenly, so I'm not really getting anywhere. I'm glad I don't battle.
Xmas Update: I've been slacking and I haven't logged any changes. In any event, BFP is a boy again (yay!) but he's *cough* CHECKERED. Anyway, with him gaining levels almost daily at Deadly Dice, I'm starting to think he's going to end up at a hopelessly high level but with no other stats.
Day Eighteen (November 24, 2003): *hiss* Broken again. When will I catch a break?
Day Seventeen (November 23, 2003): Loses two strength points.
Day Sixteen (November 22, 2003): Loses three movement points.
Day Fifteen (November 21, 2003): Gains two levels.
Day Fourteen (November 20, 2003): Loses two strength points.
Day Thirteen (November 19, 2003): Gains three movement points.
Day Twelve (November 18, 2003): Gains two strength points.
Day Eleven (November 17, 2003): Gains two levels.
Day Ten (November 16, 2003): Loses two levels.
Day Nine (November 15, 2003): Species changes to Yellow Grarrl.
Day Eight (November 14, 2003): Color changes to Yellow.
Day Seven (November 13, 2003): Gains three HP.
Day Six (November 12, 2003): Gender changes to Female.
Oh dear...
Day Five (November 11, 2003): Gains three defense points.
Day Four (November 10, 2003): Loses two defense points.
Day Three (November 9, 2003): Color changes to Fire.
Day Two (November 8, 2003): Loses two movement points.
Day One (November 7, 2003): Loses two movement points.