Up Funniez Pick-Up Linez

"I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy." - Ellen DeGeneres *Dory, Finding Nemo*

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr.

"G-g-g-g-unit!!" - Some Kid
"G-g-g-g-et outta The Car!!" -
Dave Chappelle

"What a caterpillar calls the end, we call a butterfly." - Unknown

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." - Aristotle

"Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it." - Mahatma Gandhi

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." - Matt Groening

"They certainly give very strange names to diseases." - Plato

"One word
Frees us of all the weight and pain of life:
That word is love." -

"Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins." - American Indian Proverb

"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better." - A. J. Liebling

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid." - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard

"Do or do not, there is no try." - Yoda

"For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn by doing them." - Aristotle

"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." - Plato

"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'." - Unknown

"A short saying oft contains much wisdom." - Sophocles

"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke." - Lynda Barry

"Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none." - William Shakespeare

"Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired." - Robert Frost

"From a tiny spark, may burst a mighty flame!" -  Dante

"The ideal condition
Would be, I admit, that men should be right by instinct;
But since we are all likely to go astray,
The reasonable thing is to learn from those who can teach." -

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire." - Aristotle

"Bodily exercise, when compulsory, does no harm to the body; but knowledge which is acquired under compulsion obtains no hold on the mind." - Plato

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"The only thing that comes to a sleeping man is dreams." - Tupac Shakur

"My mama used to tell me that if you can't find something to live for, you best find something to die for." - Tupac Shakur