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where do babbies come from?
santa clause
what color do you get when you mix red and blue?
red/blue
why do my mommy and daddy make strange noises at night and bang on their walls?
they're making smores
how do you make foil swans?
uhmmm...ask your belly-button lint. it knows everything... ;)
how did mommy and daddy make me?
insert tab a: 8--> into tab b: O
whos santa clause?
Michael Jackson
whos my daddy?
papa smurf
why are guys so ignorant?
because the sky is blue and the grass is green.
can you tell a chicks personality by her tits?
of course, the bigger they are the better they are in bed!
Why did they name Uranus, Uranus?
they were playing hide-n-go seek
is the sky really blue, or are we all just color blind?
you think alot, do you get alot of headaches? because when i think alo i get tons of headaches... you should of seen me trying to build this site, oh man i was hugging a bottle of asprin! owie... headache forming!
can penguins fly?
yess.. um, no, uh, they uh... i like marshmellows, do you like marshmellows?
what is evelution?
its uh.. when things... turn into other things... and uh... NO.
do females masterbate?
have you ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed!?!
If buttered toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to a cats back, butter side up?
