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Welcome 2 Thy HOI

Saturday, 3 July 2004

WELCOME 2 THY HOI (Halls of illusions):
Ticket please, Thanx walk through the doors, enter thy Halls Of Illusions....visit yours?

So ya wanna be down wit the clown?
JUGGALO/JUGGALETTE EVOLUTION:(5 easy steps 2 JUGGALUV)

STEP 1/PRE-BIRTH:(Before ya know I.C.P)You know your different,that you don't belong in "normal" society,you see the world differently than most and don't really know where your view fits in.

STAGE 2/THE AWAKENING: Maybe you start to wonder what its all about, but no matter how it begins, nothing is ever the same. You start to delve into the magic which stands for the Dark Carnival and start to find that place where you belong.

STAGE 3/CLOWN BOY: This is where your mind fully expands into a juggalo/juggalette.You want to be the psy machine, enter the mind of the wanted and dispise all others below us. The most common symptoms of this stage begin wit a simple term calling people a "Juggahoe/Juffalo", or simply starting a new chant to dis thy unwanted (in english) "EMINEM". Some are more obvious in this stage than others, but believe me you will be/are/once a clown boy.

Stage 4/DISILLUSIONMENT:This is where you start to see cracks in this perfect structure that is the Juggalo World. It happens different for all of us, but something plants a seed of doubt in the world you emersed yourself in. Many different shit may happen to you, but in this haze only they make money off your profits in this stage. You start doubting the "Family" and all the bullshit that comes w/it. This is the hardest stage to get through. All the faith you put into this thing starts to crumble, and you begin to feel lost again.

Stage 5/RELIZATION: This is where you finally figure it out. That being a Juggalo isn't bout the merch or knowing what kind of pudding Shaggy likes or hating/liking things just cause I.C.P says so. Its bout being YOU. Bout seeing the world differently than "normal" society and not giving a fuck to where your view fits in. Its bout being your own person and not lettin anyone tell you how to be/like/dress. Its bout a community of ninjaz that have had similar experiences and feelings as you and having a connection w/them....even if we all don't get along or agree.

JUGGALO/JUGGALETTE DICTIONARY:
(5 new terms each week 4 juggalo/juggalette usage only)

BIGGOT: racist,hater
FEMINEM: eminem diss
JUGGAHOE/JUFFALO: poser, someone who thinks there down
MOONSHINE: Homemade booze
NINJA: Down ass juggalos


I.C.P vs EMINEM:(SLIM ANUS)

(Violent J)
Eminem huh?
You wanna diss us?
You wanna diss Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid?
Well here goes a remix
From us to you
This is the truth about Slim Anus

(Chorus)
Hi, my name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is (Slim Anus)
Hi, my name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is (the fudgepacker)
Hi, my name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
(Excuse me)
My name is (the nutlicker)
Hi, my name is (what?)
(Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My name is (who?)
My name is (the buttsniffer)

(Hi, kids do you like Anus?)
(I let Dr. Dre fill up my butt for a chance to be famous (Uh huh))
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah)
(Try acid and get your butt pumped out like I did)
My brains dead weight
I'm trying to get my head straight
But I can't figure out
Which (Backstreet Boy I wanna impregnate?)
Dr. Dre said (Slim Shady you a cutie (Uh huh))
(I'll give you a deal let me up in that booty (OK!))
Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else
'Cause I hung my original self
from the top bunk with a belt (Yup)
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
(She don't know how to do Tommy Lee I'd suck his dick off)

(Chorus)
Hi, my anus (who?)
My anus (what?)
My anus it gets tapped on
Hi, my anus (Excuse me)
My anus
My anus (every now and then gets plugged up)
Hi, my anus (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My anus
My anus (is occasionally reamed on)
Hi, my anus (who?)
My anus (what?)
My anus (really needs to be filled up)

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
(I told him to take his pants off,
hooked him up, he let me slide
I pinched his ass He winked at me
He chased me around the desk I told him come and get me)
Walked in the strip club
Had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender
(And I tried to feel his dick up)
Extra-terestrial running over pedestrians
In a space ship while they screaming at me
Let's just be friends!
99% of my life I was lied to
(I just found out my mom screws more guys than I do (Damn))
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
(She met Violent J, I couldn't believe it when he slapped her)
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
(And try to touch your hands but I need me a man)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it Dear Dave, thanks for the support
(Nice ass!)

(Chorus)
Hi, my name is (huh?)
My name is (who?) (Excuse me)
My name is (They call me the pore plugger)
Hi, my name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is the (inch itcher) (Um, Excuse me)
(I'm one of radio's wonder boys
They call me the butt itcher)
Hi, my name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is (I've been called Dre's butt boy)

Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away (Get him)
Dr. Dre don't just stand there operate
(Or feel up my balls and buttcheeks
anal lube got my ass greasy for weeks
Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Yup))
Am I coming or going?
I can barely decide
(I just drank a pint of semen)
Dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
(Dre's butt is too sexy to hide
Take your pants off Dre, I don't mind)
Clothes rip like the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk
(I'll do any guy that walks)
When I was little I used to get so hungry
I would throw fits
(Sometimes I sit and wish Dr. Dre had a set of tits
Get behind me Shady and grab me by my hips
If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips
By the way if you see my dad
Ask him if he seen my spread in Gay Al's porno mag)

(Chorus)
Hi, my anus (who?)
My anus (what?)
My anus (gets tapped on)
Hi, my anus (who?)
My anus (what?)
My anus (it's always getting plugged up)
Hi, my anus (who?)
My anus (what?)
My anus (occasionally reamed on)
My anus (it needs to be filled up)

Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting plugged
Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting stuffed
You wanna diss us?
We don't even know you you little bitch
You wanna sit there and diss us?
You little bitch I'll slap your face off
That's what happens when you go up against the Psychopathic Family trick
You little bitch (Laughs)
Slim Anus!

OTHER RELATED ARTISTS:
1) TWIZTID
2) DARK LOTUS
3) PSY. RYDAS
4) BLAZE
5) ANYBODY KILLA
6) ESHAM
7) 'STEADY
8) ZUG IZLAND

CHECK IT OUT!!! EACH WEEK...POLEZ,QUIZZ,VOCAB.,& OR (RELATED I.C.P)
EMAIL ME AT juggalete_4life@yahoo.com and add sum suggestions,& OR SEND ME UPDATES ON I.C.P
(ANYTHING AT YOUR INTEREST TO ADD TO THE PAGE SAY THE WORD AND ITS THERE)

LATA NINJAZ

So ya wanna be down wit bein a juggavamp...well then ya must learn from the best!!!
YOURS TRUELY:

ALUCARD:

NAME:Adrian Farenheights Tepes
ORIGIN:Symphony Of The Night
AGE: About 400 years
WEAPON:Sword
MAGICAL POWERS:commonly used forms of wolf, bat, and mist.

Vlad The Impaler:

NAME: Vlad Tepes
ORIGIN:"kaziklu bey" ("impaling prince")
AGE: About 600 years
WEAPON:Sword...or (stake)
MAGICAL POWERS:Unknown (if any)
"He had some of his people buried naked up to the navel and had them shot at. He also had some roasted and flayed.

"He captured the young Dan [of the rival Danesti clan] and had a grave dug for him and had a funeral service held according to Christian custom and beheaded him beside the grave.

"He had a large pot made and boards with holes fastened over it and had people's heads shoved through there and imprisoned them in this. And he had the pot filled with water and a big fire made under the pot and thus let the people cry out pitiably until they were boiled quite to death.

"He devised dreadful, frightful, unspeakable torments, such as impaling together mothers and children nursing at their breasts so that the children kicked convulsively at their mothers' breasts until dead. In like manner he cut open mothers' breasts and stuffed their children's heads through and thus impaled both.

"He had all kinds of people impaled sideways: Christians, Jews, heathens, so that they moved and twitched and whimpered in confusion a long time like frogs.

"About three hundred gypsies came into his country. Then he selected the best three of them and had them roasted; these the others had to eat."

CHECK IT OUT EACH WEEK...MORE ON JUGGAVAMPS:




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