No,not in the sexual way you sickmotherfucker.Even though you did tell me you swallow,so that concludes you do indeed 'suck'.They ain't nothing wrong with that(if you want dead skin cells and piss remains in your mouth)No fine by me.Oh yes,back to the reasons you suck Barbara.Is you ready?I sure hope you ready.Get your four asses in gear.Yes thats right bitch,hahaha.

1.You don't like ketchup on mashed potatoes.

2.You like social siteations(ha)

3.You like sex(now don't get me wrong,I have sex all the time.With myself)Sex with other people is just gross.

4.You can't read

5.Your involved with prisoners

6.Your abusive(member that time you abused me across the table?I was just innocently doing my homework.Bitch.

7.Your a homophobe

8.You have bad grammar

9.You have a 'bush'(hahaha,I got you,you bushy bitch =)

10.Your a bad infulence,I blame you for all my corruption.

There are alot more reasons why you suck Barb.But I can't list them all.If I did my hand get tired.Yes,you are a very strange one indeed Barb.But sadly I must confess I love you even with all your flaws(read list). And I accept you,you sickmotherfucker.I'd have you no other way.Cock 'sucking' and all.Now lets all just face it...

YOU SUCK!(AND SWALLOW)