Drunken Dee Dee Dee Award
This award is self explanatory. People that just should not drink.
Everclear + Me is not a good combination. It makes you do stupid stuff and you can't walk straight. That's DEFINITELY not good.
Dee Dee Dee Driver Award
This award is given to people who just can't drive.
That is just explanatory in and of itself if you've ever driven on 495. Especially when there's someone who goes straight across 5 lanes of traffic because they're cruisin in the left lane and realize that they've got to get over to the right lane to get to their exit. And I'm not talking about change to one lane and wait and change to another lane and wait and change to another lane and wait and change to another lane and wait and then change to the last lane and wait. I'm talking about going straight across 5 lanes of traffic without a blink of an eye.
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