You Know You're from Baldwin When . . .
You walk to the Staunton Junction to get cheap cigarettes.
Wal-Mart is the place to be on Friday and Saturday nights.
There's nothing good on TV so you watch the Disney Channel.
There's a guy on campus whom you normally wouldn't give the time of day to and you see him on campus and you're like "ooo a man".
You introduce yourself as the "Crazy Tullidge Bitch".
You can walk up the curvy stairs in front of Hunt while smoking a cigarette and not get winded.
You don't want to go to class in Deming because you live on the other side of campus.
You get a plate of french fries because there isn't anything else that is edible for that meal.
You roll out of bed and the only real preparation you do for class is to comb your hair and grab your books.
You walk around with a hangover hat and a pair of hangover sunglasses.
You're so tight on cash you go to the Staunton School of Cosmotology to get a hair cut and an eye brow waxing.
A Pepto chaser after every meal eaten at Hunt sounds really good.
Your usual response to "Where are you going this weekend?" is "Hopefully someone will give me a ride to JMU/VMI/Hampden-Sydney" or any other school in the area.
You hate the VWIL program cause they wake you up early in the morning.
You refer to the "Freshman Mixer" as the "Fresh Meat Mixer"
You cover your mouth and nose with your hoodie cause you don't want to get sick.
You rate your roommate's burps, farts or other bodily functions.
Your roommate rates your burps, farts or other bodily functions.
You live in Pearce cause you don't wanna walk to Wenger to use a computer (or vice versa).
You have to listen to LaunchCast because the CD drives in the Pearce computer lab don't work and your CD player's out of batteries.
You start singing Backstreet Boys to annoy the crap out of someone.
In the first week of classes you go drinking 5 of the 7 days.
You get so drunk you yell "I Want Dick" at the top of your lungs outside of Luigi's.
You get so drunk you have to take off your slut shoes because you can't walk otherwise.
You try to hide your boobs because you don't want everyone to know that you're girl (or some variation there of).
You bitch about people (or a certain person) because they have your shirt.
You have to watch a music video multiple times because it's just that good.
You don't have anything better to do so you go to 7-11 in the middle of the night to get cigarettes with your friend(s).
If you have ever been to a mixer drunk or gone to see who went drunk or know what apple eve is about...
If your motto has ever been work hard, play hard
If you have ever had to explain to someone that your school mascot is a squirrel
If you think it is normal to hear "Good morning, ma'am" on your way to class
If you call the Gini Ridge hot-line to hear what a gorgeous day it is...
...and then gone to your dining hall only to come away with cereal
You think pearls and a popped collar is the new pink.
If you have ever dated or known someone who has dated a VMI guy
If you have been to the pub more than 3 times this week
If you know that a Baldwin girl doesn't need a man, she can find one at any of the surrounding colleges
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