Sunday 2-1-04
W007! 1 month for update exactly! Hah. Nice. ANYWAYS - let me try to recall important events that you're all dying to know about. You damn stalkers...

So I was thinking about getting back into Anime, y'know -- kick up one of those Megatokyo-type things going on my site. Only, I don't have time... Eh, maybe later.

Um, suff happens. Makes you open your eyes occasionally... Although aight, I don't really know Diana, that all scared the craps outta me. I'm glad you're alright. Prayin' that ya get well soon.

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So... You Got Served...
Shut up, you guys were right. I was expecting:
1) Lame Dialouge (funny!)
2) Dumb Plot (ridiculously hilarious!)
3) BREAKIN'! (SWEET!)
But instead, I got: Ok, everything up there, only there was only about 5 min. of actual breaking. Lame hip-hop dancing... if I wanted lame dancing I woulda watched Honey, cuz at least that's chicks... but no. Well aight, I'm glad I got to meet Sindy tho, she tight. lol, You Got Served was lame. Thus: my new film project. I will say no more. For now... just... IT'S GONNA BE SWEET!!!
YEH!
... on that note... Elly's basement = the pimp for breaking. Seriously, so nice. Like sex. Only smoother 'n harder. 'n better. lot better.


Thursday 1-1-04
MeraY Holicdays! Jolly Christmas? and A HAPPY NEW YEAR2U.
Anyways, I don't really kick it up much on this site anymore. School takes up my time, so does friggin' AIM. I dunno, so I suppose first things first.
Mr.Scholla is so Asian. Yeah, which reminds me, I gotta start studyin' again for school... Eh, maybe later.
So anyways, one day, we're chillin' and so we play DDR at Joanna's but then we realize. Hey, Joanna, your DDR pad is a peice of crap. So we mod it. For n00bs out there, that means we "modified" it. For retards out there, modified basically means we made it better. For Joannas out there, making it better just means uh... "it's good-er that way." ... 'nuff said. So anyways, a good 30 minutes or so, and this pad is just... awesome. You could even use your SHOES! o_O. So good. I know, so how did we do it? Well...
Witness the power of cardboard. And clowns.
DDR Clown Pad. Cardboard arrows by me. "Nonslip foam grip on bottom" by Jason.
I know, you want one. Gimme 10 bucks. I'll do you too.
But anyways. Joanna ended up tearing it all up. I guess she didn't like it much. You suck, Joanna.
Ahem. So anyways, I'm not much of a huge fan of the DDR any longer. Well, ok I love it, just kids at Springfield mall pwn me so bad. Shiene, that tourney was bad. >_< <-- that was the face I made. Friggin' AAA people. Sorry, excuse the DDRspeak. Um, Beatmania? That reminds me of how Ken won't buy it. Thanks a lot. Now I gotta blow like 200 bucks on Ebay to buy it. Yeah. Ken reminds me of Elly... what a bad movie. Ok, Battle Royale II wasn't that bad. Only stupid. Um, everyone go see "Sex is Zero". I think that movie isn't appropriate to watch with ANYONE. Even by yourself. No really, I can't think of any circumstance when I'd want to watch that with anybody (no offense to Elly) and it's just stupid watching movies like that by yourself. Haha, what an akward movie. Here, I'll describe:
Elly: Ooh, explosive sex scene comming up...
Me: Uh... ok.
Elly: ...
Me: -_-; (look I'm Ken)
Elly: Ok, this is akward. I don't want to watch a sex scene with you. ::leaves room::
Me: ... O_O ...
Moral of story is... don't watch that movie. With anyone. Or by yourself, you loser.
Ok, so um... what else... I got a new phone. It's so sexy. Oh my goodness.
I even got the Mario ringtone, I downloaded it last night at Kelly's. I suppose I get my SAT books from Katherine. Yay for SATs. What else... uh, thanks Katherine? Lesse... Happy New Years? Yeah.
w ... A ... sSs ... T ... e ... d .. d .
Now that's the spirit of new year's.
No really, I was pretty straight. Just all that "Sparkling Cider" Pam was dishing out at people got me a little sick. I downed too much of that stuff too quick. Well anyways, it was fun, chilled at AsianJason's for the night...
Now it's a new day, a new year... time to set things right again, a time for new ventures.
That means chicks.
WHOOT!
This has been Ho, bringing you the latest in my life. Signing off...

Saturday 12-6-03
Nice. I want to know... Why is it that every weekend my plans for seeing a single girl doesn't work. It makes me feel bad about life. Well, Shiene says theres a DDR Tourney Dec. 13th at Springfield mall at 2pm. 5 bucks to enter. I expect to see a whole 1 person that I know there. Well, let's see. Friday... I think, well, I don't care, if I can't remember, it probably sucked anyways. But ok, I've had a revelation. High School SUCKS. It just... SUCKS. Ok, so I don't have anything to actually update, sorry guys. This is such a Xanga-type site now. But really, school is EATING me. So bad. Chris really wants a DDR crew or something. Listen, if we get good, and Jason's club gets approved, I'll do it. AIGHT!? Cool. Well anyways, me and Jason were gonna kill driveways today because the snow, but he said everyone already did it so he told me not to come. And it was gay because I had to tell him something cept his dad was all like "STOP CALLING YOU IDIOT!". Yeah. You bitch. Yeah, ok... So anyways, some people were over, DDR, Joanna and Kerone wanted to eat my house. Why is it that girls always need to have a tour of my house... Ok, but anyways. My sis went out to Ultrazone so me and Leroy went and DDR'd some people. Yeah, it was DDR. Yeah, um, ok. So this is what I learned today.
Moral of story is: If there are no girls in weekend, Jovian is not happy.
But anyways, um... Sindy? Sorry I don't drive. I woulda gone to Starland but... it didn't happen. I get the feeling that I'm just cursed not to set eyes upon girls over my weekends. Thanks a lot. Geez man, what's your deal...

Saturday 11-21-03
Wow. Jovian = the dead. [AUSA] Wow, I don't beleive. I want to cry.

Saturday 11-21-03
HAAAAAIIIII!!! "Jovian! You need a LiveJournal!", "Jovian!! Get a Xanga!", "Jovian! Jovian!! JOVIAN!!! JOOOVIAAAAAAAAN!!!"... OK GUYS!!!. Haha, guy's school is demanding. Junior year, college, there's not even any time for girls, or maybe that is just bad luck against me :(. Oh well, so anyways, due to complaints that I don't "update" and no one knows the current news in my life (guys, you never really will, it's ok.) But anyways, here goes. So anyways, AUSA tomorrow, prepare to be rocked. r0x0rs j00r b0x0rs, f00. That was for Elly there. Ken too, I suppose. So cute, like a CUTIE CHASER. Ahem... I didn't say that. So anyways, me n Jason n David were hangin' out down in ghetto-ville Bailey's Crossroads/Falls Church, right? We're going for some DDR stufflike. And so anyways, there's this little wangsta boy who's talking all toughDDR n everything like he wants to fight. Jason MAX300'd him. Take that. Then the white kids who blew at it, the wangstas like little white boy, and then there was this weird kid wearing all this thick clothing and playing with speed modifiers and this cool black kid. I respect that black kid, I played with him and barely won, but he's insane good. That white kid though, man, what a jerk, we all hate him now. It's probably because he was such a hardcore wangsta. Maybe when he quits, we'll talk to him. Oh yeah, MAN! Have you ever seen hot girls at ultrazone!? It's so wack. Man. That was so wack. And this chick was mirroring Jason's steps behind him, she was probably semi-l337, but she refused to play, even with her friend pushing her. Oh well, she was probably like 12 or something anyways. Yeah, so AUSA tomorrow, gettin' hyped. Can't wait for Otakon though. I'd better be able to go, it sounds like insasne hardxcore fun. It's like AZNPARTAY. Yeah. Yeah, so AUSA for like 12 hours tomorrow, it's gonna be insane. INSANE. I'll have some massive thing on it tomorrow night. Yeah and just on a last note - personally, I think Elly's a nice girl, if you got beef with her, I'll kick your ass. Actually, I just want to fight someone. Are you game!? After the Game!?

Saturday 11-8-03
I dunno guys, I don't think I'll be doing this much more. This isn't a xanga or livejournal, so really, theres no point checking it for my life dramas - because they won't be there. If you actually care - go ahead and ask me, instead of stalking around my site, but really you don't care that much so don't worry about it. It's ok, really. Ok, so I think I'll go off a little hypocritical here, well, yeah, I've been chillin' the past few weeks, and I've learned - chicks are key to the perfect weekend. Well, of course, but if theres ANY chick involved in your weekend - it beats any weekend without chicks. For example, last week, party, and there were girls there, beats this weekend which sucked with DDR and Matrix. Matrix - you shouldn't have sucked so hard - and DDR, you shouldn't be so boring. Chicks... or the lack thereof. I frown upon my terrible luck with girls. Bye guys, I don't feel good. Life makes me feel sick.

Friday 10-24-03
Ok, so I made this mistake today. Oops. Somehow I was under the delusion that going to an Elementary School event would be more fun than going to a High School Football game. Well, ok no one goes for the football. You go for the chicks. Chicks too. Think about it. The guys go there just because there's chicks there. Then the chicks go because the guys are going. Which really means that essentially the chicks are going because the guys are going because the chicks are there. Which really translates back to the fact that EVERYONE goes to High School football games for the chicks. There were no chicks in my evening. I'll cure it with DDR and chicks on AIM. This is how sad it is to be me. Well, anyways, at least I got to drive for about a whole 15 minutes, only 36 more hours to go! WTF... Anyways, I hope to go see some movie tomorrow night - with some chicks preferrably, because I've passed too many Saturday evenings not at the movies and not with chicks. So I have to cure it this weekend, either that, or I'll go kill myself. Just KIDDING guys! Well anyways, anyone up for DDR? I sure am. All this stupidass school work is getting to me. DDR is my weekend cure. Chicks are the better one, but DDR is more readily available. Well anyways, haha, I saw this kid with a cardboard Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Disk, so I took a pic, go check it out, also they had a DJ! In an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL! All these little white kids jumping up and down trying to be all hardxcore. I almost started breaking, but no. But I got a film of the BatMan DJ dancing, which is pretty goofy, go check that out. Yeah, um, thats about it really. My bro ended up being really whiny, so we went home, and now I'm here, and I'm gonna go play DDR and yeah. It's cuz I'm Asian.

Saturday 10-11-03
Nice 3-day weekend up ahead. Ahhh, so nice. Too bad my stupid DDR pads are still being FedEx'ed. Yep - they've been in a truck in Chantilly for like the past 30 hours. But I'm not going to complain, because on Monday all the orgasmic goodness of my new 100 dollar DDR pads will have arrived. All I really have this weekend too is AP US reading, and I'm getting used to it. I just have to get used to actually memorizing it now... But anyways, check out our WCE Crew Homecoming Photo, courtesy of Ken. By the way - props to Ken, the ONE guy I know with a good-looking Asian girlfriend. Yep. I wanna be like Ken someday. Haha, yeah right. Well, OK, he's a cool kid. Yeah but anyways, go check out the pics, I finally added Jason Kim's stupid poledancing pictures. I'd add some homecoming pictures if I had room, I guess I'll do it next time. Maybe. Yeah - go DDR people. I'm so hooked... It's 'cuz I'm Asian.

Sunday 10-5-03
I like how this section of my site totally turned into a big me-rant one day. So anyways, I'm back ladies and gents - but mostly to the ladies. Okay, so just about me weekend, because it's story-worthy. So Friday after school, I'm out to help Andrew move tables. Ok, it's like 200 big falling-apart splintery old heavy tables, and man, it was a rough job. So it wasn't too bad, and we both did get 100 bucks, but nevermind, I take it back, it was mad tiring and at some points - if we were totally retarded we could have sustained some cool injuries. Like today, for instance, basically I tripped backwards onto the steps and I basically got stomachraped by 2 of the tables. Heh, it didn't hurt though, it just looked painful. But anyways, after moving tables for like 4 hours - yeah it took 4 hours to set up a buncha tables. We went over to our homecoming game, it was great because Andrew was clearly pissed that we were an hour late - and we were both under the impression that the game was finished. After we got there though - by his hardxcore season passes, we found out it was still first quarter, then we started walking around. It was great because my whole time there - I saw ONE HALF of a play. Yep, I don't really know what I was doing either. But anyways, so apparently Chelsey forced Anne to come down - which was totally cool, in my opinion, on Chelsey's part 'cuz she forced Anne to drive like a few hours just to watch a game. Haha, Anne. But yeah, it's not like she was EXCITED to see us or anything, or maybe she doesn't show it, but I'm used to it. She's like that, she's a totally nice kid once she lightens up a little and just gets into conversation, like she's totally cool. But like half the time a lot of us around her just get the impression that she's only half-interested and really wants to be anywhere other than talking to us. Which brings me to my next point, so, heh heh, Jason, was like "Anne, will you come to homecoming with me?" because he just didn't wanna go, and she kinda... didn't respond. I laughed at him. No but really, she's a nice girl. Heh, so okay, we went to go get some hot chocolate cuz we were freezing - 'cept the chicks were freezing a lot harder than I was, cuz they're chicks. But anyways, so I saw these kids light something near the snack shack thing (heh what a funny name...) and like this little thing flies over by Anne's foot. So it looks like a little brown sparking cigarette - and after a few seconds I point down at it and I'm like, "Anne, look." and the second she looks down at it - the thing friggin explodes, all I saw was like black and this tiny little yellow explosion thing, and I heard a lot of people scream, but mainly Anne because she was right next to my ear. Then after that everything was really quiet, and I don't know whether cuz everyone was scared or that I got blown deaf by a firecracker and girls screaming. Haha, apparently Anne's shoe got scorched too. It was awesome. Yeah, and then I totally made Jenni wait like an hour or something because I had to wait for Andrew to come back and give me my backpack because I left it in his car when they dropped us off at the game, and then Jason wanted a ride home - even though he walks home, but thanks Jenni. I love Jenni, she gives me rides. And she's really nice. Unlike practically EVERY OTHER girl I know.

Well okay, so, my sister got a guitar because my dad just kinda bought her one, and now she's taking lessons. Makes me a little jealous because they wouldn't get me one. My mom said I'd turn into a pothead and my dad said I should do homework, or play golf instead, I don't remember which. It just involved not playing guitar. So anyways, Saturday, I woke up around noon, then went over to David's because we do that a lot now. My motivation is totally because Jason's there. Me and Jason are totally the biggest freaks you will ever meet. If we're together, we WILL freak you out. I dunno what it is about us, but get us like in the same conversation, and we're hyped as hell. Ok, so anyways, this is what it's like at David's house pretty much everytime. We'll get some video game going, because David's house can't sustain anything cooler, like breaking... or girls... And by video games, I mean DDR. But the thing is, pretty much anything we do, Jason and I are the only good ones at it. David sucks, just not REALLY THAT BAD, but he's cool because he doesn't bitch about it or get angry. Brian just gets kinda angry about it then goes to sleep. But ok, so then I go home and get ready for the homecoming dance, and I was pretty happy because I could actually go with some girls because Jenni asked me to go with her 'cuz she got bailed last minute. Nice people like her shouldn't get ditched last minute, I don't get why it happens. But anyways, Chelsey had a bunch of people over for dinner, and it was generally good. Her house, by the way, FRIGGIN' HUGE!!! You can tell she's so loaded. But she's a nice kid. Um, I'm gonna speed this up, I'm tired of typing. So anyways, Jenni started a race because I was a bad influence and I told her we should all race. So um, that chick, I forgot her name, she drives a white car. Jenni kept commenting on how she sucks at driving, which was funny because the whole time her car was just flirting with the double yellow line. But anyways, Sammi was a total FREAKASS. That's right, Sammi, you hear me? YOU ARE A TOTAL FREAKASS! Ok, so I don't know her at all - she went out with Jonah. Um, so anyways, Jenni was trying to just basically drive, and Sammi pulls up next to us, speeds a little ahead, then she friggin' turns INTO OUR LANE. I'd be so friggin dead if Jenni didn't slam the breaks. Ok, it was on Jenni's side... she'd be more dead than me. But it was awesome because it went like this: Jenni: "SAMMI!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?" Hah, it was good, you had to be there. Jenni was a beast though and she burnt the other two cars. Wow, I like how I actually convinced Jason to come to homecoming - he was totally bitching about it for the longest time, but during the night, we did like 7 breaking circles, and we totally rocked ass. Jason was just badassing it, and Max was totally badassing it too - even though Max swears he doesn't break... he's good at breaking. Yeah I felt bad because I don't mandance... and I wasn't about to freak, so I'm pretty sure I bored the hell out of Jenni, so basically she'd go and see her friends and dance, and I'd break. She wouldn't join in the circle, but like I don't blame her - it's like how I wouldn't give into mandancing. Haha, I love using the word mandancing. But anyways, in the end I tried to make it up by slowdancing with her a couple times, it was good, but everyone I knew was being a total fag about it. I hate it when people I know are fags - then girls laugh at me and tell me that my friends are fags, then I have to explain how much I think they're fags too and then wish they weren't my friends, but I suppose that's a little harsh. But still, yeah, I know retards and they bother the hell out of me. But yeah, so by the way I got this sick burn from the floor from doing windmills on my hand. It sucks because I had dirt like burned INTO the wound. Yeah, and now it's like getting infected. Sick, no? Ok, so it's not getting infected, just... red. Haha, Mrs. Doyle kept getting all excited and camera-happy everytime she saw me and Jenni. Like she snuck up behind when we were dancing with a totally goofy smile on her face. Heh, that makes me laugh. LOL, Mrs. Doyle, you're so goofy. Haha, she's a cool kid though. Well come on, she's only 23 or something, I'd still call her a kid.

Writing... sucks. I'm not doing this again. Wow, I just lied. Ok, so Sunday went like this: Me and Andrew moved all those damn big heavy wooden gay splintery retard tables back again. Except this time, it somehow took 2 hours to put them all away. It was sweet because somehow, we stacked tables over 7 feet high. Yeah, I hope whoever has to pick up those tables has 7 feet of tables fall and CRUSH them and they can DIE. Ok, that was a little um... demented, but those tables are big flying bitches. I'm telling you, they really are. And practically all the guys at that place were jerks and that one lady too. I mean, damn, we were just helping... and getting paid 100 bucks, but shut up. They didn't have to be so damn grumpy. So anyways, there were 2 senior girls from my French class there, and they said they'd give me their AP US notes - and you can tell they were so lying. But that's ok, I'll let it slide. Well, maybe they will, I'll be happy too. So, yeah, we owned those tables really hard, and I got paid. I felt bad about taking the money - but it was hard as crap, so I took the cash good. Ok, so I'm mad tired now, it's like midnight - I'm hitting a shower and then I'm hitting my bed. It's gonna be sexy.


Saturday 9-27-03
Wow. I'm so messed up right now. I'm fried beyond fried. I can't even think straight. I mean, it't 1 in the morning, I've been reading AP US since I woke up at noon. Yeah, 13 hours? My goodness, that was way too much, it's funny because I'm still not done. Ok, so I took some breaks here and there, but I mean come on, this is ridiculously long. Don't take AP US History. It's for the gays. I really wanna play DDR or go break. Or heck, even go lift, but no. So I stayed home today the whole day reading - it's disgusting because I haven't even set foot outside my house today. Ok, I stuck my head out the front door around 7 because I was getting a headache and I needed some fresh air. I've had 3 breaths of fresh air today. Go die, AP US. Go die now. Um, on that note, I'm gonna turn in for the night saying that I love chicks, they're all cuddly and pretty and they smell good. See? I can't even think about the same subject for more than 5 minutes. Yep. I'm so fried... o_O; ...

Friday 9-20-03
I dunno, I'm just in a constant bad mood. But, uh, here goes, ok. I think I'll work forwards. Um, so the last thing I really remember... last week... hangin' out and stuff, it wasn't bad at all. Um, so meeting for French Honor Society - I gave a nice speech because I wanted to win a leadership spot, heh, my speech was beast, it was all nice and lax and not serious at all. Too bad that never gets me anywhere in life. It's stupid I'm not going anywhere, and I'm just gonna die. I'm just gonna go off to a crappy college when I finally get admitted to one, then I'm gonna fail and just die. This is gonna be so great. Well, OK, I'll get on, so Isabelle killed our power last night. Thursday, no school. Friday, no school. Cept my power went out Thursday night so that was gay. I had to read Catcher in the Rye by candlelight. I mean, come on, give me a break. I even have to go pick up my History books tomorrow and study. STUDY. This is ridiculous, a hurricane kills school and I probably still gotta stufy for a quiz. But anyways, did some chillin' tonight - we chilled at David's house cuz my power was still out and I had NOTHING to do. There was basically a LOT of GGX. I also got a movie of us blowing up a firecracker in a lake - go check out my new movie! Then later went over to Jenni's watched MOST of a movie - hung around, went home, it was aight.

Ok, so you know what? I'm sick of this, I'm just gonna let everything that's bothering me out. Right now. This is a big magic rant meant to blow up the world here. It's gonna be crazy. Well, OK, now that I'm actually straight enough to THINK. It's really not bad. Pretty much, I'm just an angry teenaged kid. But come on, you'd be frustrated too if you wanted to ask this girl out and turns out she's in hooking up with some other guy. I'd do it anyways, but I just really don't feel like it anymore. I don't feel like doing a lot of things anymore. But really, it's not YOUR parents getting a divorce and bugging the CRAP out of you 24/7 about it. Like trying to tell you which parent's right, which one's wrong. Blah blah blah. Who do you want to live with? Blah blah blah. Custody, sell the house, get the money, get the kids, blah blah blah blah blah. It's sickening. I'd also like to add in the fact that actually makes me angry, how just no one care about each other. There is no time where someone is thinking "Hey I wonder if blahblah is doin' all right?" Because honestly, you don't care. You'd rather be thinking of yourself and what you're gonna do next. And to be honest, I don't either, and neither do any of you. You only really want to listen when someone just goes out and says how crappy they're feeling. Yeah, instead of trying to pretend like you care and listen to them when they're frustrated at life enough to complain, why don't you all try caring anyways? Regardless whether they're facing crap or not. Go and try it out, maybe then you'll all be better friends.


Friday 9-13-03
Wow. I don't like school, Fred the Fool, it's just not cool, no I won't eat it with gruel, that'd be sick and cruel, what, you think I'm some kind of mule? You stupid tool, that's just not cool. Ok that was gay. But I'm 'bout to go out and go DDR, cept my friends are being gay and not picking me up fast enough... Yeah, um, it's been a while. Uh let's see... I didn't feel like writing this site updates - cuz I haven't updated anything... But they'll kill my acount if I dont update it every once in a while, so here goes. Ok, so school blows, its AMCiv - that thing's the devil, like AP French and BC Calculus are easy - but AP US History and AP English is nuts. Yeah... well I'm gonna go play some arcade DDRMAX2 and some more DDR at some party tonight hopefully. Man I wanna chick right now - I'm bored. Oh yeah, and I'm learning airtracks for HC, so I can't decide if I wanna get a date - cept I can't drive her to dinner or nuthin cuz I'm not driving, so I think I'll just go chill out and break some little freshman kids. Yeah, that sounds fun. Wait, not quite, but the airtrack aspect is fun. Aight - later, I gotta go read another like 5,124,642,126,134 pages for AMCiv... what a gay class.

Friday 9-5-03
I wish I had a picture of Misato dead. Because then I'd use that - because I just realized I have no good emotion pictures, but oh well, Misato's cool, and I don't wanna draw the pics... So, ok school started - need I elaborate more? Didn't think so - I have to read all this crap for AMCiv - AP US History is a crazy crazy bitch when it comes to reading. Yeah, well it just got better - considering I just realized that I actually DON'T have a test on Monday in History (but I got one in BC Calc, but that's 7th period - I'll have time to prepare) since I left all my books at school, and I'm in a better mood since I finally got my stupid Ghett-HO DDR pad to work... finally. Yeah, and I'm out to a party sometime, so I dunno, maybe I'll get some relax going this weekend instead of the refills. Yeah, I can't believe I'm gonna CS now... I'm so sad. Oh yeah, and they killed my AP Comp Sci, but I got weight training, I bet colleges will love me. Counselor's fault, I have no probs with weight training - I'll get like mad stronger since they MAKE you improve, but still, I'd rather be impressive with a 4.6 in Comp Sci on my record when I apply to a college. Well hell, college is later, DDR is now. Well, my AP US History reading is now... but hey - peace people. I'll be back... After The Game. Good song - check it out. Peace.

Monday 9-1-03
Wow, I'm dissapointed that School's starting... Tomorrow though. Well hey, here kids, check this out, go to my "Movies" section, and check out that cool bar full of pictures! It's the INSANE FUN! Yeah, considering I just uploaded about 30 pictures. The Swiss Graffiti Gallery is awesome - go check it out, I'll even give you the link right now. SWISS GRAFFITTI! Yeah, go check that out, give it some time to load, its a whole 13 pictures. Heh, well, ok, I'm done with all those stupid forms, I just wanna draw a pic, lift, DDR, and eat and sleep today, that's IT. Yeah, then off to school tomorrow. This blows... Don't wanna go... But I have a great idea in store also for what else I gotta do, if I get it done, heh, WHOOO! It's gonna be ill, you'll be surprised. Heh, wow, it's gonna be so great, I'll do it right now. Ah, crap I gotta give Katie her birthday gift still, Ok, I'll do that later. This is important - cya peoples.

Sunday 8-31-03
See? She's in a drunken mood, kinda like me, except I didn't have an angry one, except wait, I do. Hmmm, but I'm not THAT angry, but here goes: Tomorrow is gonna be the last day before school, so I think I'll finally update all my pictures because during school, NOTHING is going up, I have 4 APs to manage. I'll have 5 after I wack my counselor up. I'd tell the story why shes a stupid wank, but I don't feel like it. Let's just say that she's The Incredibly Lazyass! Yeah, but here goes: No I didn't get to Arcade DDR, I don't know why, it just didn't work out. It was fate. There. Oh yeah, I junxed up my DDR pad SO BAD! I tried to mod it and make it all cool and arcade-like, except I used the broken circuitry board, and now it LOOKS all fancy, but in reality, it BLOWS! YAY! Well, ok, here's to the fact that summer's over and school's gonna start... psych. Well, I'll have to fill out all my school forms and force my parents so sign 'em. I need to drop off Katie's present because I want it in my house no longer, and also, I'll lift, and also upload all my fun pictures to my site, because nothings going up with all my APs and gay school. Well hurray. Another 9 months of fun is coming up... That reminds me - that's how long people are pregnant too... That reminds me - Ok, I'll stop there because she doesn't talk to me anyways, and plus she lives near 4 DDREXTREME machines... makes me sad. I live near none. OH YEAH! I have to do that too - heh heh. Thanks for reminding me - Peace Out.
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Oh yeah, added in like 5 min. Later: I hate school. Man, I just have to say I really don't want to go back. I mean, come on, look at it from my point of view for a second... I'm NOT AT ALL looking forward going back to a building 7 hours a day, 5 days a week, where I'm going to get yelled at by teachers, and being expected to learn college concepts without the actual process of LEARNING occurring. Also, all the extra homework that I'll have... That'll be fun. Also the absense of perks - how can I make this more clear? I do NOT want to be in a building this long with a practical buildingful of girls that just don't like me - it's not going to work out. And the idiots - can't stand them either. Also, it's gonna be GREAT when I come home with straight F's on my report cards and get yelled and whined to by parents how I'm not making it into a college at all and how I never try at anything. Yay, looks like I don't succeed at life. Yeah, it's gonna be a blast, but ok, maybe I'll try to get it together and make the most out of things... I'll try I guess, even when I don't feel like it, like right now... Ok, I think I need sleep, nighty night then. - Peace Out.

Monday 8-25-03
She's on the phone, get it? Because I'm busy. See the corollation? I want to write some rants bad cuz it'd just be awesome, I need to get working on pumping out Anime pics, I need to practice breaking, I need to get my stupid schedule from school, I also need to get all my materials so I can mod up my DDR pad, cuz I've already ripped up my stupid crap pad. I also gotta upload some of my billion pics onto my site. I think wanna get a new layout for the pic posting too, it's in the movie section, just by the way. Yeah, I think I'm just going to make a picture section - I'll do that after I break... later... Ok yeah, so I'll do some stuff about that, later, Ok. Alrighty then, and I'm off. Whoosh?

Monday 8-25-03
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, so here it goes, I hate it when people read my site and they're like either commenting or questioning whatever I say, so here goes: Wait, I lost it. Ok, yeah, wait... Yeah this is retarded, go ahead and be like "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M RETARDED!? I'M (blah blah blah, I'm just being reinformed that they're retarded)" Well, thank you, and yes, that was all true. Ok, so please, stop being annoying. Please. Ok, this is actually just to my sister who spent an hour commenting on my Awesomalicious site. Here goes: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, you get to go to Oakton for the next 4 years. Have fun. Take all MY classes, see how much fun you have. Yeah, well either way good luck in school, stay cool, fool. Yeah really, even though I can laugh at you, just chill out with the non-existent piles of homework you'll get from the teachers that I didn't have. Lucky you. I'm envious. Yeah, I hafta go to college and not have fun, and go get a job and do gay things and you get to go to High School and have fun. Sigh... I'm going to bed...

Sunday 8-24-03
Um. Yeah. Well, I just played Samurai Showdown with my 5-year-old brother and he got all angry because he was losing because he refused to push any of the arrow keys. Um. Yeah. I kept telling him that you can win if you try like moving and blocking and jumping and stuff but he just said no and yelled at me. Camper. Well, we crashed Liz's house yesterday, that was pretty tight. Lisa needs to learn how to DDR. Really Lisa, you dance but you don't DDR. Come on. Maybe we'll take a trip to Asia where the machines are everywhere, you'll learn, it's total immersion. Let's see what else, oh yeah, Jason. You're an idiot. OK, I'll admit, maybe, MAYBE, there is one chick who's name is Amanda who is called Amy for short, but normally that's not it. Do you know why? Because you're wrong. Amy's short for Amelia, as one Amy says, and Amy's a name on it's own, as other Amy says. See? You're wrong. Now give me 20 bucks. Or a good DDR pad, which is like 40. We'll call it even either way. Man, school's gonna start in a little over a week, it's gonna suck. Well, Enjoy yourselves 'till then. And 'till then, take care of yourself, and each other.

Tuesday 8-19-03
Wow, I've been having fun, but I forgot to put some stuff up. Yeah, I was going to make them into rants, but that's taking too long, and I want to leave, but I did write one decent rant today: The Applesauce Story! Yep, that thing is QUALITY. Hmmm, So I started driving, and like after 30 min of practice, we just went out to the roads, pretty good stuff. I only got honked at once cuz my dad kept talking to me and do all this stuff and I kinda drifted to the middle of the road, but no harm done. Yeah I was at the dentist's today, fun stuff. I got a toothbrush, and my little brother took his first visit right after they found out he's never had his teeth cleaned before. Dad: "Isn't it early? When's he supposed to first come?" Dentist: "He's supposed to come right when he has teeth!" Little brother smiles, showing full set of teeth. Yep... also, during my little dentist trial thing, Dentist: How old are you? Me: (With dental tools in my mouth)"16..." Dentist: "Ah, what school do you go to?" Me: "Oakton..." Dentist: "Do you know Mr.Bromley?" Me: "Uh... yep..." Dentist: "Oh, ever taken Drama?" Me: "Um... nope." Dad: "Oh, you know him?" Dentist: "Yep, Mrs.Bromley is my ex-wife, and that's the guy she married. I know 'em real well." Heh heh, how good is that? Almost as good as that time I went to the pet store with my little bro. I see these two cockatoos, and the box says "Amy" on it, and I start laughing, thinking "Wow, a bird named Amy!" Then I see that it says Van Vlack on it too, and I'm going "HAHAHA! Who would name their bird Amy Van Vlack!? What a coincidence!" Then I realize that those are Amy's birds, you know, how she's in Maine or something. Then I go say to my bro who walks past me, "Hey look, those are my friend's birds!" Totally ignoring me, he stares at one and jabs the sleeping on in the side with his finger. Haha. Sorry Amy. Yep, I'm sick of being on the comp, peace everyone.

Monday 8-18-03
I'm getting ready to play DDR because I'm just really really addicted now. I love this one song, Dam Dariram, dang it's so good. Except I don't have it on my DDR. Does someone want to buy me an arcade machine with like every song ever made on it? Because that would be awesome. I'd give you a kiss. And a jar of Nutella, I mean, I have 6. Well, I gotta say I hate how my sister just downloads billions of Clay Aiken songs and movies onto like every computer in the house. Wow, what a freak. Well, I don't really have much else to say, we chilled at David's, that was tight. Oh yeah, and I got clean mills finally, whoo! It was so simple, break with me, I'll explain. Well, um, let's see, so like my sister got contacts, then my dad mentioned that they were $120 a month, then my mom was all like "Um, why don't you just wear glasses sometimes also, cuz it's all expensive." Then my sis like busts into tears during lunch and everyones arguing. Geez, that was gay. People should just play DDR all the time. Cuz that's where I'm going now. Laters.

Sunday 8-13-03
I think there needs to be more hours in a day. That way, like I could learn how to flare in 1 day, because 1 day would be like 40 years instead. Wow. What an idea. Anyways, I spent forever scanning these damn pages in and stuff, BUT, if anyone cares, I got Swiss Journal up. You'll see why. I'm not gay. I hope. No, really. I started breaking again yesterday. I'm better at flares already, now I can land on my stomach or face. Wow. But here goes:

[Swiss Journal]



Enjoy, for all my fans who like reading about me. Yeah right, lol. Flares buddy, flares. ~Peace.

Sunday 8-10-03
Yup. I'm back. I've been back, I'll get that updated later when I feel like it, don't worry. Maybe later today after I try lifting - it's pretty hard when you lift for the first time after a month in Swiss. Well, yeah I gotta write thank you notes to my relatives, it's like writing 3 papers. I'm not ready for school at all, but thank God that I finished those gay books. Yeah, alright then, go click on "Contact" because theres a fun little chat thing thanks to Jijasoon. Um... Oh yeah, Pump is gay. I do not like Pump, Sam I Hump, it is very gay, I will not play it in the hay, I will not play it anyday, I do not like to play with clay. How can anyone play that game? I haven't got no fame, your momma puts your mom to shame, and this rhyme is really lame. Yeah, but there were all these white kids playing Pump at Ultrazone - don't ask why I was there, it wasnt my idea. DDR baby. It's so much more Asian, I mean, come on. Oh yeah, but I started breaking with these little Asian kids, one kid was a popper, and he could do like 1 airial freeze, and one kid could do short airbabies, it was tight, but I got to bust some mills and a nike for 'em, so it was all aight. I think everyone should just start breaking, it's too much fun.

Thursday 7-3-03
See, it's still the same day - because yesterday it was past midnight, making it technically today. Well, um. I bought a hat today? 2 actually. Yeah, remotely interesting I know. I've been around from like noon till now, but I woke up around noon, so hey. I'm insanely in the mood to break all of a sudden. I think I'm going to get a little lifting done today then I'm gonna go basement-session when I get less tired, after dinner perhaps. Then I'll read some more gay fun books. I feel like hanging out with some Shaolin monks right now, we can chill and ill and do kung-fu together. That'd be sweet. Or chicks, you're welcome too, you know.

Thursday 7-3-03
Oh geez what a bad 25 hours. I've felt like I'm just gonna snap and kill people. I'm glad that's over. The healing power of Chicken Parmasean and Spaghetti - and about 2 hours of ranting. What a waste of time. That's right - guess what, guestbook and Rants are finally up! Along with the Contact section. Finally. Check out my first rant: My First Rant. It totally over views my day to those who care: Alright, I must say though: Reese Witherspoon = Babe. Yeah, I wouldn't mind at all having a girl like that, although I've never met her... Hmmm, I wonder what she's like. LOL, aight, night peoples - I'm outta here.

Tuesday 7-1-03
Wow so I saw Abby play last night - props to Abby, she rocks. So I updated some movies and pics, and a little breaking. Aren't you proud? Sacrificing my LIFE to entertain you people. Awesome, isn't it? Yeah go check out the new pics, new breakin's, and the new movie: Balloon Rave! You can check out my new song Echos too if you want. So I'm reading a ton - and I've got a guestbook going. How hot is this? That's right! Contact section = guestbook now. Yeah I've got a little more work to do on that but I'm going to go cappin' Asian-style for a while - peace.

Saturday 6-28-03
Dude, I gotta tell you. Chuck E Cheese's is BEAST! So I was there this morning. And man... It was BEAST! Have you had those McDonald's GriddleCakes? Cuz... In a word... they're BEAST! Man, it's like egg and sausage sandwiched between two warm griddle cakes with the taste of maple syrup baked right in! I'm happy because I finally got 450 on skeeball today and I won like over 100 tickets. Gave 'em to my now 5 year old bro. And I finally just killed off my 5 chapters of AP US History. Now I just got 4 more books to down. I'm lovin' the summer tho... Plus I get to jet for Switzerland soon. I'll bring back some stuff for some peoples if I feel they're worthy enough. I'm gonna put up some pics and movies from my bro at Chuck E Cheese's - cuz that place is mad beast. Oh yeah... The lady wouldn't let me in cuz I'm 16. What a whore. Too bad I convinced her it was my bro's birthday party inside so I got in. Geez. Well, I got my new song up - go check it out. Echos, baby. Echos. Peace - goin' out to the Pha(t)rmacy to pick up some Ills.

Friday 6-27-03
Whoo. Summer baby. Yeah it's getting a little boring. I mean, how long can you possibly stay alive just reading college books for AP classes and playing DDR. Well OK, DDR rocks so hard, but I don't like these AP books. They're so mad long, I mean hello AP classes - I'm 16 and you're making me read like 5 college books in 3 months. OK, so I can do it. But I don't WANT to. Aight, well no use complaining about it. Oh yeah, except I can't find 3 of the books. Heh, oh well. Man, I'm all sore from sitting in the same position reading all day. And from lifting a lot. And sleeping in weird positions. And Breaking before I go to bed. Man, I'll be dead by the time I'm 20... Oh well, I get to go party at Chuck E Cheese's with my lil bro tomorrow morning for his BDay party - turnin' 5. I wish I was 5 so bad. I'd sit around the house... Eat... Sleep... and play DDR. What a sweet sweet game. DDR and Breakdancing - so good. Oh yeah for those who care: I got the rant section done... but I haven't done any of the rant pages - so don't get too excited. And it turns out that my awesome DiskKill video came out to be about 50 megs... So I can't find anywhere to upload it yet. So I'll look - but no guarantees. I'm out - peace.

Friday 6-20-03
Wow w'sup. School is pretty dead and I'm lovin' it. Yeah I finally got my permit so I'm permit-ed to drive. OK, so I have all my brilliant pictures uploaded. So now alls I gotta do is link 'em all up. Also, in a little bit after my linking madness is over - I will go nuts on my "Disk-Kill" video. Yeah the one where I totally mutalate the homosexual disk. It's awesome. Oh yeah, I need to fix the Rants page - I have everything drawn except like one pic - so I guess I should also upload that like right now... Anyways, DDR is the beastest game ever. 4 straight hours of DDR in kid's basement at parties is sweet. Like DDR 'till 2 in the morning - you can't top that. So anyways I'm getting totally hyped for Summer and Girls, and SummerGirls. Whoo!

Thursday 6-12-03
HoLy CrAp! School sucks. Let me count the ways. I'd have to say - if I were to describe the schooling system here in Fairfax County - it would be... GAY! Yeah. Actually, it's a combination of having gay classes, with gay teachers that give me gay assignments with gay groups and gay partners to do the gay assignments that takes up my entire weekend - making my weekend gay, then I have to work on them instead of doing anything else, thus making my schoolweek gay as well. I'll eventually get around to putting some more pics and crap up = along with the long-awaited video where I kick the "Gay Disk"'s ass. It's gonna be an awesome vid, I just hope I'll have enough space to upload it. Yeah, anyways, I got a buncha good pics I need to upload, I just have no time. And seeing how I just finished like 3 projects and a hardass longass gayass review packet with gay questions that my gay Precalc teacher never taught us - maybe I can actually get some stuff uploaded. I'm almost done with the pics for the rant section so the rants will come up maybe this week. Peace.

Sunday 6-1-03
I could do a lot of things right now. There's a lot I could say. So I'm going to just post something in the rants then I'll be off to do all those things. I could be excited and go on about things. But I won't.

Thursday 5-29-03
Sweet, school days are semi-short already I'm lovin' it. I'm in 3rd period chillin' Nothin' to do. And man, I must say paintball is mad expensive. MAD. EXPENSIVE. Yeah I gotta go take a Chemistry SOL - but they don't care what you get - as long as you pass, so I'm gonna go in Matrix style and own the SOL in bullet time. It's gonna be ill. Almost as ill as my newest upload of movies and stuff - but I gotta find a buncha peoples to do retarded things so I can film it all. It'd still be funny. But not as funny as the movie of Larry getting hit in the face with the Almighty Meat Hammer. Too bad that jackass erased it. Sorry folks. Looks like you're out of luck. Yeah so anyways, if I can get any of my retarded friends to do retarded things on tape - they WILL be uploaded. Wow this keeps getting better and better each day. Me and Ito are gonna make that movie about demon fighting - except we I can barely choreograph, and barely do kung fu stunts. So it's gonna be hard for a kung fu movie with one guy that can semi do it. I mean, damn. Aight, Peace.

Friday 5-23-03
Yo w'sup it's a Friday night - and I'm chillin'... Actually, I have nothing to do - I would like to be playing DDR which I just got - but someone in my house will come and complain that they can hear me - because when I'm heard, people complain. Then they'll complain if I'm too quiet. They complain if I do stuff and if I don't. That's why people are retarded. They complain. Listen to me -- I'm complaining right now, see? Isn't it annoying? I told you so. So we can all learn one lesson from this - shut up. And stay shut up. Forever. For-EVER.

Friday 5-16-03
Yeah, sup. I'm waiting for some of my wanna-be-asian friends to get on and so I can school them in CS. Yeah, so w'sup y'all. Aight, lemme tell you about this story in first period. Actually it's not a story, but listen anyways. So theres this stupid whiny girl and all she does is sit there whining how she can't write java programs because she's retarded, so all shes does is copy mine. So we have to send in our programs, and hers is exactly like mine because she's retarded. Wow, she's so retarded. I'd help her... but she's too retarded. Anyways, my teacher e-mailed me and he's like "Your program is the same as other student's. I am very concerned." Wow, this girl is so retarded. I have nothing to rant about, and I probably won't so... Yeah, I'm going to post those cool mountain temple pictures... BECAUSE THEY LOOK COOL!

Thursday 5-15-03 ::Like 5 Min. Later...::
Yeah I'm working on this stuff - it's not like anyone's gonna see it anyways. Boohoo? But I like Misato - as you can see, she's THE babe. She rocks yo. And I got these pics - not cuz I'm gay. But cuz they're cool. Like me. Don't you forget that.

Thursday 5-15-03
It's raining. And Japanese music rocks, I must say. I'll bet every Japanese song ever written is great. I mean, their rock sounds like Asian techno. And well, Chinese rap is just mad funny. Like Tai Mai Shu. Seriously. Anyways, I got time, I'm going to go lift later, but I hate this gay English homework I've got, so I won't do it. So I'm kicking up my rants AKA Master Ho's Mountain Temple ]2[. Yeah. I'm posting up some music and probably an Anime pic. I can't put anymore up cuz my scanners so busted. If anyone can send me a Windows 2000 driver for a CanoScan N650W, I'd love that. Although like - they don't exist. Yeah, so peace everyone - gotta go rant. Whoohoo!

Tuesday 5-13-03
Sup y'all these be happy times yo. Lol (Roru) yeah, just chillin' with the Bob Marley "Don't Worry, Be Happy". You guys need to learn to break so I won't be the only one with remote skills. Yeah, so since there's nothing going on - I think I'll at least kick open my rants section AKA Master Ho's Mountain Temple ]2[! Yeah the old one died - the new one's gonna be awesome. With haikus and everything. I also got a song written - even though it suck, that's ok. I want to fix it - cept the trial version of this program won't let me save and open it again. So tough I guess. Oh yeah, and to all my peoples with skills out there - I give you mad props.~

Tuesday 4-15-03
Why do I update this? Is this some kind of diary or something? Pssh, oh well. Yeah, so I have some breakin' up, its aight, yet leaving much to be desired. Spring break baby, and I need to get doing stuff, I'm just boring myself to death. Well not quite, I'm just busy - when I shouldn't be, I mean honestly, it's a break. So yeah, I might eventually get some anime up or something soon. I want to go paintballing a lot too, or I'd play CS, cept my video card and sound card are messed, so it's no fun. Yeah well anyways, glad there's no school, just wanna fix my sound card. It's like being deaf. I can't take anymore. So yeah, peace world, I'm out.

Friday 4-4-03
Sup y'all, been busy. I will now proceed to do very very mediocre work on this, seeing how I must soon go and write a book of notes analyzing a man japanese book about Shinji. Not the EVA Shinji, a fisherboy Shinji. Coincidentally, they're both japanese. Ok, I'm linking up some breakin' videos and pics, about 4 pics and 3 videos. Heh, they're funny. I'll also have up one or two anime pics for the fans. Yeah, thats all for now. Peace.

Saturday 3-15-03
Guess who's back. Yo. Aight, I'm finally gettin back into breaking, its so much fun, except I'm sore everywhere from tennis and practice and breaking and lifting and stuff, so it's hard. So I was like doing a turtle, then I popped up onto my shoulders and kicked my legs straight up, then I smashed my face on the floor and slid on it. And it was a hard floor too, trust me, it was pretty hard. Yeah, so I've been playing tennis like since 9AM today, finished like noon, cuz I got beat down by freshman, I should cry or something, what poor performance, seriously... So I'll see if I can add to the Breakin' section soon. :þ

Saturday 3-8-03
Sup y'all, been busy. Gonna get back into breaking, school screws me, I have no time to break, so basically my breaking life is on and off. Man, there were all these breakers at school in this show, it was pretty nuts. Brian Song - I respect that kid. Someday, I'm gonna grow up to be just like him. Yeah, but seriously, I've had a lot of school work to do and crap, so I don't have any time to post stuff up here. I'll try to get more time to draw some pics in here like I did oh so many years ago. And I'll work to post some sweet movies I made, along with pics of me and my WCE Crew breaking, and maybe add some RPG I made 3 years ago, and yes it sucks, yes a Chinese girl can beat it in 20 minutes, yes it took me months to make. Yeah, I need to make time for all this, but I've had a history project that just took me till 5AM on Friday, so that sucked. I gotta read for English too. And I'm going to have to take AM Civ next year, and I seriously do not want to spend 5 hours on every Sunday reading about American History. I mean, seriously y'all, come on, I'd rather be spinning on my head.

Thursday 2-27-03
I'm back. My old page got lost and deleted and no one can find it, so here's to the new one! We'll be hooked up with music, my works, downloads, and the whole works, so stay tuned.