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This page is here to tell you a little bit about my life and show you some cool stuff along the way.    


       Me Wakeboarding at home                       Me Goofing off

Things you will never hear a southerner say: 
Duct tape won't fix that.
Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
We don't keep firearms in this house.
You can't feed that to the dog.
I thought Graceland was tacky.
We're vegetarians.
Who cares who won the Civil War?
Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
The tires on that truck are too big.
I don't have a favorite college team.
You all.

Those shorts ought to be a little longer.

email me if you can think of more!!

My friends have taken me places I never thought that I could go - Laird Hamilton  

    A girl from the South and a girl from the North were seated side by side on a plane. The girl from the South, being friendly and all, said, "So, where ya'll from?" The Northern girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence." The girl from the South sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, "So, where ya'll from, bitch?"

                                                                                    -Thanks for that one Peyton.

Some Quotes:

Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence, a time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny, and a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over.


Father forgive them for they know not what they do - Montgomery Gentry 

"I don't believe in the democratic or republican party, I just believe in parties."
- Samantha, Sex In The City

Quit worrying about the stupid things. You have 4 years to be irresponsible. Relax, work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time hanging out with your friends. So stay out late, go out on a Tuesday night when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money  you don't have.  The work never ends... college does

"Oh yea there's girls everywhere at college ready to give it up. Its like shooting fish in a barrel, I just haven't found the gun yet."

"Life is a Bitch, so smack that bitch around." -Me 

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you've been up to."

"If you like Piņa Coladas and getting caught in the rain, If your not into yoga, if you have half a brain, if you like making love at midnight, in the dunes on the cape, then I'm the love that you've looked for write to me and escape" - Jimmy Buffet 

"People may not remember exactly what you did or what you said, but they will always remember how you made them feel."




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