RANDOM CHAOS...

OCTOBER - NOVEMBER 2002

Alex says good-bye to the box-o-crap.  Parting is such sweet sorrow.  Too bad room 248 is still a shit-hole.

Jeff, myself, Alex, and Timmy - D2E Shockers baby!  Although what I'm doing with my hand isn't quite a shocker, I'm sure it would be just as pleasuring. 

 Again, Shockers for life!  Personally, I'm turned on by Tim's suave attire.  Damn Alex, you're girl must be pretty loose...

Timmy, Joanne, and Matty Light, pulling an all-nighter waiting for the meteor shower    

 Matty Light, Timmy, myself, Joanne, Meg, and Dana checking out the meteors/being obnoxious.  "Are you my friends?"  "Wow, if I were you I would be really embarrassed."

Meg and Dana - "Why dream about me Meg when I'm right here?" - good one Timmy

Brent, it's only a matter of time...

Jeff, Timmy, myself, Brian, Alex, Jeanette, and Dan - Why were are in the laundry room, I have no idea.  Note to those not from William and Mary: the dryers seen in this picture suck ass.  They are always broken.  Please send our school money for new ones.  You can make checks out directly to me...

Alex's "porn star" pose.  No, he's not drunk yet.  I don't know about you, but I find myself getting a hard-on.

Timmy and Jeff toasting to Timmy's first shot.  Timmy's parents must hate my guts, for their son is now an raging alcoholic.

  Check out these hotties!  Harris's Intro. to Philosophy class represent!        

And the party continues...   

and continues...

and gets a little rowdy...

What a fucking crew!  Dan, Brian, Timmy, Jeff, Alex, and myself...this here is what college is all about!

 8 shots of rum later...need I say more?

Where did these goggles come from anyway?

Beer goggles...literally!

 Damn, check out this stud.  Ladies, give this guy some respect (and by respect, I mean get down on your...never mind)

 8 or 9 shots and things start to get a little blurry...

 From the expression on Jeff's face, I think its safe to say he had the night of his life...

The whitest thugs there ever were - straight out of the Williamsburg projects yo!