RC Car - [Click Here]
By chris. This call is unbelievably long. You figure for the topic of this call it wouldnt last more than a minute or two, but I'ma phone phreak, nobody hangs up on me, NOBODY! I told this guy I bought an RC truck and was standing on it driving it up and down the road and broke it.

Amazing Discovery - [Click Here]
By chris. You'd think that after making an amazing discovery people would want to hear about it, however, it doesnt seem to be the case with this call at first, only when I call back do I get a chance to reveal my discovery to this unsuspecting 7-11 worker. I tell her about finding a bug in my water...it sounds stupid I know..

Pimp Mathers - [Click Here]
By chris. I called another convience store and started to harass an employee, isnt that idea so origional? Anyway I talk to the lady in a... "rap" accent, and tell her she owes me $20 for sex, and then she threatens to call the police.. so I stay on the line and try to convince her that I'm Eminem.

My Boy Roy - [Click Here]
By steven. I need to speak to my boy Roy, do you know where he is? No? Maybe this gay guy does. The lady who first answers thinks I said James... now I aint the smartest person... but how the fuck do you get James from Roy?

Backseat Shit - [Click Here]
By chris. This has been done before, but not by me. I call a car interior place and tell him someone shit in my back seat or something...anyway I end up asking him if he'll eat it.

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