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Some of the best times of our lives are when we're smacked.
Witch Craft, by Chris
This one time I slep over at Jons house and I brought my bowl..
we had bud...the usual. We toked up then went downstairs and decided
to do witch craft. We looked up all theese spells online and tried to
change our eye color n shit. It was all pretty cool, but then it started
gettin freaky cuz well..lets face it if you get smacked and then mess
with creepy stuff its not too good, but then I had to go home cuz my
dad's a dick.
Smoking Lot, by Jon
Back in the day at around 9:00PM Me and Chris went into the woods
with this gay kid David and hit the bong in the dark. This was like
the second time Chris got high and I dont think that David kid has
gotten high yet. It was ok, I stole the bud from some chink and he's
still after me.
Sewer, by Jon
One time we all went to smoke in the sewer tunnel and its a big round
tunnle with a small little creek down the middle of it, you can walk on
either side. Anyway we started running down the tunnle switching from
side to side and we noticed the water was deeper as we ran, the pathways
on the sides became more narrow and before we could stop Mike slipped
into the water and screamed turn around the waters too high! So we did
and ran back down to the other end of the tunnel.
Bitches 'N Bud, by Chris
One time me, Jon, Mike, and Alyssa went to smoke on a trail in the woods
using this cheep ass pipe made from a bolt, a pen, and electrical tape.
The tape on the pipe was black so we called the pipe niggs. One time
we had a red pipe just like it, we called it red man. Anyway when we
were in the woods mike ran up this steep ass hill and jumped down out
of a tree. I thought it was interesting. First time Alyssa got high.
The Stash, by Chris
I was at Jon's one day and we were tokin up, the usual, and we looked
under his dad's bed and found his stash of like 3 year old bud. It was
straight dirt weed, half of it was stems and seeds, it had to have
been at least an ounce before we attacked it. It tasted so bad and stunk
like shit, but it lasted a really long like and got us smacked, so bud's
bud. Now theres probably like a nick left in his dad's bag...hope he
doesnt notice.
The Trays, by Chris
"Everyone has their own ritual when it comes to smoking...we were no
different" -Half Baked. Thats true. It started when we met Luis. He's
a lot older than us, but we were his first friends when he moved down
here. The first time I smoked with him he whipped out this cool ass
tray for rolling his bud n shit. It was pretty cool. Jon got one, and
then I got one. Jon stole his from his mom, I stole mine from McDonalds.
Now whenever we break up bud or roll a fatty we use our trays.
Glass Bowl, by Chris
I got my first glass piece this year. A 4 inch spoon. I guess it started
with Luis also. He had the first glass bowl I ever smoked out of, and
after that first hit, I knew I had to have one. My brother bought me
one off of omnilounge.com and gave it to me Christmas day :-D that night
I slep at Jons and we went out with Whorhey and smoked at his house,
then to Steven's and smoked at his house. This was the first day Jon
and Whorhey did acid. I was at my fuckin grandma's so I didnt get it.
Future Me, by Jon
One day Me, Chris and David had some bud at my house...it was damn good.
We were stonned as fuck and watching this movie Mr. Nanny or some shit,
and David and Chris started saying I'd look like Hulk Hogan in 50 years.
They wouldnt stop laughing. They laughed 20 minutes straight..and then
laughed some more.
Breakage, by Chris
Jon tried to break my glass bowl one day. I was tryin to get a lighter
from him or something and he tried to scare me and the bowl flew out
of my hand and into the wall and it almost broke...then I stabbed him
and he got mad...I didnt try to break another man's bowl.
The Stink, by Jon
After a skimp wake 'n bake bowl my mom came upstairs when me
and Chris were just chillin and was all like WHAT ARE U DOING IN THERE
and I was like nothin, just chillin. And she yells IT STINKS IN HERE
ARE U SMOKING AGAIN!? and I was like no.. and Chris goes IT WAS A
SKIMP-ASS BOWL MS. B! and my mom left.
Shitty Bongs, by Samir
One night I was hangin out at my uncle's friends place up in front royal, the fucking hick town. We went into the basement and there was some loud ass techno music pumped up, everyone was sitting around a fucken 3 foot glass bong, puff puff passing. We each had around 8 hits and were smacked off our asses. Once everyone fell asleep, me and one of my uncles went back down to scrape up some resin from the bowl. He took it out and started scraping, then all of a sudden that shit shattered. Then we found another one of his bongs and tried scraping shit from that, but we fucken broke that shit too, after that we decided to get out of there and take alittle weed for later.
Sometin Stinks, by Jonathan
Right after dinner, i came back downstairs to go on the computer.Roberto came down and was like.'yo lets go smoke a bowl' i was like straight so we went smoked 3 bowls or something.berto went in the room and did the usual and made my sister moan very loud to annoy me.my dad came down and was like.'sometin stinks!!!!" i was like WTF r u talkin about and he gave me a wierd look and went back upstairs.
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