Kempsville: Bridget's gay.

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ATTENTION: We're looking to restart FNF over the Summer. If you're interested in hosting it talk to Steve Angelo. Last Update: 6/02/02

Alf + a pumpkin = Mrs. Golden

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Latent homosexual tendencies stike out in full force. Horrified classmates cover their ass cracks and watch football to try to cleanse themselves of this gay outbreak. By the looks of Stephen's arm pits, he's trying to catch up to Andrew...

No one will ever catch up to Andrew though. What a sweaty beast.

Matt thought that if he ran as fast as he could and jumped in the sand he wouldn't look like a complete idiot and that he wouldn't be made fun of on this website.

This is Paul, otherwise known as Shakespeare. Speaking of Shakespeare, there is nothing more tragic than seeing a kid's head be consumed by an octopus. At least that's what it looks like to me.

The luckiest snack ever to exist.

I take that back, THESE are the luckiest snacks ever to exist.

The public demands more pictures of Stephen's ass!

The teddy graham fiend himself. We all know what this little leprechuan's pot of gold is filled with. No, not teddy grahams. It's filled with a variety of penis. Preferably those of African American descent.
Pictures from 5/19/02 The first installment of Wal-Mart fun.
Scott is a lucky man. :)

Matt thought that if he ran at a big red ball as fast as he could and jumped on it, it wouldn't fly out from under him and he wouldn't get whiplash and wouldn't hit his elbow on the floor.

Sonny checks out Wal-Mart's fine selection of women's panties. A secret treasure indeed.

Apparently Sonny's moved on from simply admiring women's clothing, but now wears it. It kinda looks like he's a pirate. A pirate of male genitalia.

Meredith struggles to get her shirt back but Sonny seems to enjoy it too much. He has fulfilled his role as a schlong pirate and lost his eye in a cock fight.

Sonny and Justin search for Matt's manliness.
Found it!

Matt was fishing for salmon. He caught a gayfish.


This is moments from when Matt will receive the biggest wedgie known to man. Justin stands firm behind his argument that he didn't do it to feel Matt's boxer material... although they did look very silky and touchable.
Pictures from 5/12/02
Tommy is an avid nose picker. Perhaps it's all the brain massages that make him so smart. Maybe it's his diet that's high in boogers. He eats what he finds.

This picture doesn't have a caption by request of Chad. See him for details.

This is Tyler's first experience with a woman.

Looks like Lynn was really busy that night. This is Marc dancing with Lynn. Her elbow was especially interesting.

After consuming enough meatballs to spark an PETA riot, Justin goes after Lynn for dessert.

Bridget poses as a thug. Jim gazes deeply into her ice. Erin is trying to be a fish? I dunno, I couldn't figure this one out.

Sonny (along with the rest of the AP population) longs to escape from the Higher Learning Center. This picture was a little too sad for such a light-hearted web site, so I made a few changes.

This is much better. Pictures from 5/8/02
Chad is such a monster. We all hope to be this big some day. This is body building at its finest.

This is Chad and Cisco. Chad beats little Fernando up everyday for his milk money. Obviously Chad hasn't been using the money to buy milk. He uses it to buy...

Count Chocula Breakfast cereal! Full of Vitamin A and Riboflavin. As the Count would say, "It's Dahhhlicious!"

Pictures from 5/6/02
This is the back of Don's neck. Click on the picture to get the full effect. It would make nice desktop wallpaper.

This is Lynn looking super-intense. Way to work, Lynn.

This is Charles Henry Whitaker the 3rd. He's in the 3B class but I thought he deserved an appearance.