Welcome to my page, I am happy to waste your time and hope that I provide insight and solutions to end the world's STUPIDITY. NO, I am not angry, upset, depressed, or anything else you can think of. After 21 years of being surrounded by people, I discovered two "Universal" truths:
ONE: PEOPLE ARE ANNOYING
TWO: PEOPLE THINK WHAT THEY SAY IS IMPORTANT
This site is perpetually under construction because assholes never cease to exist. Remember to check regularly for updates...
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THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF...
LET'S FACE FACTS ARTICLES
12/14/02 PAY HOMAGE TO THE CAPTAIN
12/14/02 WHY SHOULD I CARE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY
12/14/02 WASTE MY TIME AND I’LL WASTE YOURS
12/14/02 EMPLOY THE POWER OF PEPPER
12/15/02 IF I'M AN ASSHOLE THEN YOU'RE THE DIAPER
12/15/02 I'M NOT SORRY!
12/15/02 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHEESE WITH THAT WHINE?
12/15/02 REMOVE YOUR ASS TAMPON
12/16/02 COLONEL SANDERS, A REAL AMERICAN HERO
12/16/02 PROOF OF MAN CARD
12/22/02 SWAMP FOX IS OUR SAVIOR
01/14/03 THE LAST OF THE SCHMOOS
01/14/03 YOU'RE NOT EXPRESSING SHIT
01/22/03 GIVE UP YOUR SECRET
