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A Knight in King Arthur's Course - Drowning Fish Productions, |24|\||)0|\/| 1|\|54|\|17Y!!! Studios

    The pinnacle of the Glory Cow Alliance's movie making efforts, AKiKAC was filmed in one day on at Schneiter's Pebblebrook during the summer of 2006. It took a 15 hour, 15 minute day to get everything filmed, and the total runtime is 23 minutes. It also features Weston's best special effect to date.

The Scarlet Letter - Drowning Fish Productions, Joker Productions, |24|\||)0|\/| 1|\|54|\|17Y!!! Studios, Blue Ink, Crack Ninja Ltd.

    The Scarlet Letter was originally conceived by Weston and Matt as an extra-credit-earning stab at one of their most loathed books. The idea to make it into a comedy would of itself necessitate a deviation from the exact storyline presented in the book, but Weston wasn't content to stop there. He insisted on reworking the ending in such a way that it resembled Hamlet with lightsabers. He also threw in a flashback at the end that detailed a completely original backstory between Hester and Dimmesdale. Sadly, the project was never completed. Interesting side note: the filmed and edited footage that was to be used for the film itself totaled at 8 minutes long. The footage for the gag reel? 22 minutes long.

The Crucible movie - Blue Ink

    While not actually produced by Blue Ink, The Crucible movie is worthy of note due to Josh's starring role. It does not follow the storyline of its Arthur Miller namesake by any stretch of the imagination, though the title was required so that it could slip through the cracks and earn some extra-credit for its producer. All told, it has the best fight scene to date, and hey, it shows Josh getting denied at the end of his date, complete with one amazing pratfall. What's not to love?

Episode 007 - Drowning Fish Productions, Obremski Studios, Blue Ink, Crack Ninja Ltd.

    Arguably the most ambitious of any of the Alliance's works, Episode 007 featured the largest cast, the most diverse settings, complex props, and technical special effects. Ultimately, its ambitions would be its undoing. Episode 007 was never finished, and it is probably a mercy that this is the case. The script, while a definite step in the right direction from Hogi Yugi, was largely incoherent and pointless. The acting on all fronts left much to be desired, and the mic on the camera was pissed off pretty much the whole time. Nevertheless, while the project itself didn't get completed, valuable lessons were learned and experienced gained that could and would be put to use in future productions.

Walter Mitty - Blue Ink

    The only project of the Alliance that has ever been done for school as an "assignment" rather than for "extra-credit," Walter Mitty is a screen adaptation of a short story of the same name that Josh was assigned to for english class. Featuring cameos from Weston, Clayt, Jeff, Jonny, and Nate, it was the first project to be completed that didn't make its creators want to murder babies.

Hogi Yugi - Drowning Fish Productions, Blue Ink, Obremski Studios

    The bane of the Alliance, Hogi Yugi is the only project to have been spearheaded by Drowning Fish Productions that was completed . The plot makes no sense, it is composed entirely of inside jokes, and the fight scene is too long, too boring, and too gay. In spite of all of this, it was the first production to be shown to a wide audience. Weston's left eye has been sporadically twitching ever since...

The Obvious Ninja - Nathan Schroader and Weston Thompson

    Drowning Fish Productions yet to be founded, this was the first of the also yet to be founded "Alliance's" movies. It was created for Mr. Daw's 9th grade Geography class as a novel aid to Weston and Nate's report on ninjas. In hindsight, it really, really sucked, but it did what it was supposed to do at the time, and it still looks like solid gold when placed next to Hogi Yugi. It features the first of Drowning Fish Productions's trademark "idiot fight scenes," Jonny gets killed six separate and distinct times, and it remains to this day the only movie in the Alliance's arsenal to have been filmed entirely in a single afternoon.