THE CREATION OF A PUSSY

Seven wise men, with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor, that dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.