Casual Traveler

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is not only very promiscuous, but also he never uses a condom. A week after arriving back in the States, he awakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see his doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of in this country. We know very little about it."

The man looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc."

The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis."

The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!"

The doctors replies, "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only option."

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, "You have Mongo-ree-an VD. Very rare disease."

The guy says to the doctor "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can you do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Greedy American doctor. American doctor want to operate just to make more money. No need to operate."

"Oh thank God!" the man replies.

"Yes, you no worry." says the doctor, "Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself."