A man's perfect breakfast:

He's lying in bed.

He just got laid.

She just left.

He is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

He's single, and his girlfriend is on the cover of Playboy!

A woman's perfect breakfast:

She's sitting at the table.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl,

and her husband is on the back of the milk carton.