Online Quotebook

"Dreams are often most profound when they seem most crazy." -Sigmund Freud

"If God had intended for today to be perfect he wouldn't have invented tommorow." -submitted by Vanessa Hannick

"When life throws a basketball straight at your head, catch it and score a basket." - Suzanne Revercomb

"This life is a test, it is only a test. Had it been an actual life, you would have received further instructions on where to go and what to do." -Bathroom Stall

"If it turns out normal it's cool. And if it messes up that's even cooler." -Leah Smith-Walter

"that which is loved is always beautiful" -Norwegian Proverb submitted by Katherine Spooner

"The sun is gone but I have light." -Nirvana

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."-some person who was very horny

"Sex is old but you still do it." -Brian Plum submitted by Katherine Spooner

"If you can't be nice at least be vague." -Miss Manners

"Friendship begins when someone else says to you 'you too, I thought I was the only one.'" -C.S. Lewis submitted by Keri Ann Hiestand

"And I watched you suffer a dull aching pain and now you've decided to do the same."-The Rolling Stones

"Hold my breath as I wish for death, oh please God, wake me." -Metallica submitted by Katie Mikszewski

"Love goes towards love as schoolboys from their books, but love from love towards school with heavy looks." -William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet submitted by Jessica Ulmer

"Life is like a dick when it gets hard fuck it." -the kg person who wrote a symbol rather than a name

"Good intentions will get you far in life, bad ones will get you even further." -Jeremy Cannon

"Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings on our shoulders, smooth as raven's claws."-Jim Morrison submitted by Renee Robinson

"Who knows where thoughts come from they just appear." -Lucas from Empire Record submitted by Krista Dyson Hall

"The universe is made of stories not atoms."-Murriel Rucksyser

"Love cures people--both the ones who give it and the ones who recieve it."-Dr. Karl Menninger

"Genius begins great works. Labor alone finishes them."-Joseph Jobert

"We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved me."-Shelly Winters

"Anyone can be passionate but it takes real lovers to be silly."-Rose Franklin

"KG doesn't stand for King George. It stands for Kinky Girls." -Brian Plum

"When he's near, my entire body knows it." -My So-Called Life

"It's better to sleep on things beforehand then to lie awake about them afterwords." -Battasar

"We turn not older with the year but newer every day"-Emily Dickinson

"The windows of my soul are made of one way glass."-Ani DeFranco

"Tis the human touch in this world that counts, the touch of your hand and mine."-Spencer Michael Free

"A hug is a perfect gift--one size fits all and nobody minds if you exchange it." -Ivan Bali

"It was a mutual shoving of tongues." -Keri to Melissa about Josh

"A swing is a piece of freedom only its on a leash."-Corinne

"Le seul amour fidele est l'amour propre."-Stephanie Alenda

"Being considerate of others will get your farther in life than any college degree." - Laura Baker

"Hoody Hoo" -Michael Joel Hall Jr.

"Who says RENT isn't the Bible?" -Caroline Snead

"Since when did Star Trek have wooden boats?... ASS!!"-Billy Tremper

"I went on a diet, swore or drinking and heavy eating and in 2 weeks I'd lost exactly 14 days."

"Falling in love only means climbing back out later."-Vanessa Hannick

"The heart can't be a useful tool. It spends too much time being a weapon." -Leah Smith-Walter

"I am free of all predjudice. I hate everyone equally."-David Ward

"If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life then lets all get wasted and have the time of our lives."

"It's all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then."-Richard Armour

"Life is too short to drink bad wine."

"Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one." -Benjamin Franklin

"There may be some things that are better than sex, and there may be some things that are worse, but there is nothing exactly like it." -W.C. Fields

"There are plenty of fish in the sea, but most either don't know how to swim or are already in a tank."- Vanessa Hannick

"Art imitates life but life imitates t.v."- Ani Defranco

"The new traffic light is just going to make me three minutes later past curfew." -Mike Hall

"I once wanted to become an athiest. I gave it up they have no holidays."-Henry Youngman

"Its so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite."

"The flying cows will not harm you."-Anthony Mercado

"The man who views his life at 50 the same as he did at 20 wasted 30 years."-Muhammad Ali

"Always marry for love but its as easy to fall in love with a rich man as it is a poor one." -Jewish Proverb

"Be true to your teeth or your teeth will be false to you."

"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."

"Oh, the worst of all tragedies is not to die young, but to live until I am 75 and yet not ever truly to have lived." -Martin Luther King Jr.

"A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else." -Len Wein

"I either want less corruption or more chances to participate in it." -Ashleigh Brilliant

"For every thing there is a season.. a time to live and a time do die."-The Bible

"We all live in the gutter, some of us just look to the stars."

"No I won't join your nudist colony" -Every female to Leroy

"Even insects buzz like airplanes. Why can't we fly away?"-Lisa Loeb

"You seem like a decent fellow, I hate to kill you. You seem like a decent fellow, I hate to die."-The Princess Bride

"Try hard to get what you like or you'll be forced to like what you get."

"Life and men are alike, they just want to fuck you over, sooner or later you have to decide if you'll be on the Top or the Bottom."-Jonelle Davis

"Live your life in such a way that you look forward to the future without regretting the past." -Lindsey Moore

"Shut yo' white azz seylf."-Latoya

"I can't sleep and I wonder if it's my medicine or if it's because i eat oranges before I go to sleep."-Courtney Carol Craig

"Many may not love us, but all shall fear us."-Corinne

"A yawn is nothing if not a silent scream."-Corinne

"In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king."-Rawn

"Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up."-Reverend Jesse Jackson

"Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree."- Martin Luther

"Here is a test to find out whether your mission in life is complete. If you're alive, it isn't." -Richard Bach

"When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice."-Cherokee Expression

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step." -Lao Tzu

"If you hear a voice within you say, 'you cannot paint,' then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced." -Vincent Van Gogh

"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Seldom does an individual exceed his own expectations." -Unknown

"Let every man or woman here, if you never hear me again, remember this, that if you wish to be great at all, you must begin where you are and with what you are. He who would be great anywhere must first be great in his own Philadelphia." -Russell H. Conwell

"Insist on yourself; never imitate. Your own gift you can present every moment with the cumulative force of a whole life's cultivation; but of the adopted talent of another you have only an extemporaneous half possession...Do that which is assigned to you, and you cannot hope too much or dare too much." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"There'll be two dates on your tombstone and all your friends will read 'em but all that's gonna matter is that little dash between 'em...." -Kevin Welch

"Your work is to discover your world and then with all your heart give yourself to it." -The Buddha

"Character builds slowly, but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness."- Faith Baldwin

"There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he is absolutely free to choose." -William M. Bulger

"With every deed you are sowing a seed, though the harvest you may not see." -Ella Wheeler Wilcox

"A friend is someone you can be alone with and have nothing to do and not be able to think of anything to say and be comfortable in silence." -Sheryl Condie

"One who looks for a friend without faults will have none." -Hasidic Saying

"And I shall be saying this with a sigh somewhere ages and ages hence: 2 roads diverged in a wood and I took the one less travelled by and that has made all the difference." -Robert Frost

"We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams" -Arthur O'Shaughnessy

"There will always be dreams grander and humbler than your own, but there will never be a dream exactly like your own.. for you are unique and more wondrous than you know!" -Linda Staten

"Dream as if you'll live forever..live as if you'll die today." -James Dean

"Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born." -Dale E. Turner

"We grow great by dreams. All big men are dreamers. They see things in the soft haze of a spring day or in the red fire of a long winter's evening. Some of us let these great dreams die but others nourish and protect them; nurse them through bad days till they bring them to the sunshine and light which comes always to those who sincerely hope that their dreams will come true." -Woodrow Wilson.

"Am I the miracle worker? Here's my dick Helen Keller now suck it." -Bob

"Holy motherfucking yoda and shit" -Bob

"Be glad of life , because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars." -Henry Van Dyke

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters, compared to what lies within us." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Remove nothing from the forest except nourishment for the soul, consolation for the heart, inspiration for the mind." -unknown

"Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth--a sense of humor" -unknown

"Reach high, for the stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal." -Pamela Vaull Starr

"The mind has exactly the same power as the hands; not merely to grasp the world, but to change it." -Colin Wilson

"A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes." -Hugh Downs

"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." -Henry Ford

"Though no one can go back and make a new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new end." -Carl Bard

"We may run, walk, stumble, drive, or fly, but let us never lose sight of the reason for the journey or miss a chance to see a rainbow on the way." -Gloria Gaither

"The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one." -Ellen Hubbard

"Do or do not. There is no try." -Yoda